My Ex is jockin' my cock right now...

[Anonymous]

...via text.



Wants to know how I've been, if I'm single, etcetera...

[caskur]

You phoned her with all the sex talk here, ya dirty bastard. You can't fool us....



lol

[Dove]

...via text.



Wants to know how I've been, if I'm single, etcetera...

 

 I always compare orbiting an ex to trying to lick up your own puke or shove shit back up your asshole.



 We all have that one exception though.



 Is he hot?  Maybe itll be good for you. I've read that sex with an ex is super hot and intense.

[Anonymous]

...via text.



Wants to know how I've been, if I'm single, etcetera...

 

 I always compare orbiting an ex to trying to lick up your own puke or shove shit back up your asshole.



 We all have that one exception though.



 Is he hot?  Maybe itll be good for you. I've read that sex with an ex is super hot and intense.

So, when you are done with them, that is it? No second chances?

[Dove]

...via text.



Wants to know how I've been, if I'm single, etcetera...

 

 I always compare orbiting an ex to trying to lick up your own puke or shove shit back up your asshole.



 We all have that one exception though.



 Is he hot?  Maybe itll be good for you. I've read that sex with an ex is super hot and intense.

So, when you are done with them, that is it? No second chances?

  Mostly. It depends on the ex and the reasons they are exes.

[Anonymous]

...via text.



Wants to know how I've been, if I'm single, etcetera...

 

 I always compare orbiting an ex to trying to lick up your own puke or shove shit back up your asshole.



 We all have that one exception though.



 Is he hot?  Maybe itll be good for you. I've read that sex with an ex is super hot and intense.

So, when you are done with them, that is it? No second chances?

It's usually best to move on.

[fuckugoogle]

We have a porn section called the Gutter where you're free to spam images as much as you want.

[Berry Sweet]

...via text.



Wants to know how I've been, if I'm single, etcetera...

 

 I always compare orbiting an ex to trying to lick up your own puke or shove shit back up your asshole.



 We all have that one exception though.



 [size=200]Is he hot? [/size] Maybe itll be good for you. I've read that sex with an ex is super hot and intense.

 ac_lmfao



Did I miss something about Mel?

[Anonymous]

...via text.



Wants to know how I've been, if I'm single, etcetera...

 

 I always compare orbiting an ex to trying to lick up your own puke or shove shit back up your asshole.



 We all have that one exception though.



 [size=200]Is he hot? [/size] Maybe itll be good for you. I've read that sex with an ex is super hot and intense.

 ac_lmfao



Did I miss something about Mel?

 

[Dove]

Finally  ac_toofunny

[Anonymous]

...via text.



Wants to know how I've been, if I'm single, etcetera...

Don't lie, you shit bag.



She wants to know how the cat is doing. That's the ONLY God damn reason she would contact YOU.

[Anonymous]

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[cc]

Funny ... and predictable



Mel and the Brit nazi are so similar ... give them a hard time and they resort to going all JooOOooey like clockwork







That's because we are not dealing with many gray cells here and a lame comeback is an major accomplishment

[Anonymous]

Don't lie, you shit bag.



She wants to know how the cat is doing. That's the ONLY God damn reason she would contact YOU.

She never once asked how the cat was doing, simply because she never did care in the first place.



That's just how she is.

[Anonymous]

Lulz CC doesn't like it when her grand daughter gets teased.