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Started by Anonymous, March 13, 2020, 04:12:53 AM

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Blazor

#30
March 18, 2020, 09:59:56 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Fashionista"I stopped at a Safeway on the way home and surprisingly they had toilet paper in stock......no hand wipes though.

I am back on the farm now. They were fully stocked at the liquor store.


Liquor store was still stocked when I went yesterday too. But they were "busier than normal".



Welcome back man  ac_drinks
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Frood

#31
March 18, 2020, 10:14:41 AM
Suggestion for Mel's bottom blues:



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Blahhhhhh...

Blazor

#32
March 19, 2020, 09:32:01 PM
:roll:



https://goregrish.com/attachments/ws15x3tpw-gif.410959/">
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

#33
March 20, 2020, 03:53:09 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"Suggestion for Mel's bottom blues

I can wipe my ass with a damp rag.  Actually, it is the best way!



That said, I'll take a shit in the shower if I have to, so I can make do!

Blazor

#34
March 20, 2020, 10:10:26 AM
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"Suggestion for Mel's bottom blues

I can wipe my ass with a damp rag.  Actually, it is the best way!



That said, I'll take a shit in the shower if I have to, so I can make do!




I saved this a few weeks ago, before the TP crisis lol......



https://i.ibb.co/3N32T0X/Shower-poop.jpg">
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

#35
March 20, 2020, 10:17:30 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"https://i.postimg.cc/vmXSrdrg/v3imagesbin1f0e32b146ef0cd4b2c0c1b4079d5ba1-qd016bc8b44c8v0fyt2.jpg">




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 ac_biggrin

Anonymous

#36
March 20, 2020, 10:40:27 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"I have about 100 rolls of TP... but they were bought long before this fad...

It doesn't make sense to hoard this product though...



Water and a rag cleans the ass better.



If shit hits the fan, toilet paper is not something that would ever take up much space in a bug out bag!


I gave away 10 rolls to a group of oldies who were wiping their arses with wet dish rags...  ac_dunno


 :smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:





I have 6 rolls left. Can you imagine my panic when my gf and my son's gf decided to start having their period this week!! I had 12 rolls just a week ago lol. I keep trying to tell them GO EASY!!!


Photoshop a toilet roll meme and print it out/laminate it/stick it on the toilet wall....



"Slow my Roll"

But what Freud really is thinking: 'Show your cock'

Berry Sweet

#37
March 20, 2020, 10:53:15 PM
Quote from: "Blazor":roll:



https://goregrish.com/attachments/ws15x3tpw-gif.410959/">


 ac_lmfao  :thumbup:

Berry Sweet

#38
March 20, 2020, 10:56:06 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"Suggestion for Mel's bottom blues

I can wipe my ass with a damp rag.  Actually, it is the best way!



That said, I'll take a shit in the shower if I have to, so I can make do!




I saved this a few weeks ago, before the TP crisis lol......



https://i.ibb.co/3N32T0X/Shower-poop.jpg">


I can see Mel doing the first one, drunk in the shower....and waking up the next morning with shit oddly smeared all over his back side.

Anonymous

#39
March 20, 2020, 11:00:05 PM
Shitting in the shower is actually a magical experience!  Warm water running down yer back while taking an explosive powerdump is truly one of life's greatest pleasures!



Luckily for me I drink enough cheap draft beer, so the shit easily rinses down the drain.



It is truly magical.

Berry Sweet

#40
March 20, 2020, 11:09:13 PM
I believe it.

Berry Sweet

#41
March 20, 2020, 11:12:26 PM
Remember this gif



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Anonymous

#42
March 20, 2020, 11:22:32 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"I believe it.

You should try it.  It's truly a wonderful experience!

Blazor

#43
April 02, 2020, 03:25:05 PM
If you're low on TP, let this Granpa show you how it was done back in the day....



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I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

#44
April 02, 2020, 11:48:31 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"If you're low on TP, let this Granpa show you how it was done back in the day....



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