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Started by Anonymous, March 13, 2020, 04:12:53 AM

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Blazor

Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Fashionista"I stopped at a Safeway on the way home and surprisingly they had toilet paper in stock......no hand wipes though.

I am back on the farm now. They were fully stocked at the liquor store.


Liquor store was still stocked when I went yesterday too. But they were "busier than normal".



Welcome back man  ac_drinks
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Frood

Suggestion for Mel's bottom blues:



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Blahhhhhh...

Blazor

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I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"Suggestion for Mel's bottom blues

I can wipe my ass with a damp rag.  Actually, it is the best way!



That said, I'll take a shit in the shower if I have to, so I can make do!

Blazor

Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"Suggestion for Mel's bottom blues

I can wipe my ass with a damp rag.  Actually, it is the best way!



That said, I'll take a shit in the shower if I have to, so I can make do!




I saved this a few weeks ago, before the TP crisis lol......



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I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

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Anonymous

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"I have about 100 rolls of TP... but they were bought long before this fad...

It doesn't make sense to hoard this product though...



Water and a rag cleans the ass better.



If shit hits the fan, toilet paper is not something that would ever take up much space in a bug out bag!


I gave away 10 rolls to a group of oldies who were wiping their arses with wet dish rags...  ac_dunno


 :smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:





I have 6 rolls left. Can you imagine my panic when my gf and my son's gf decided to start having their period this week!! I had 12 rolls just a week ago lol. I keep trying to tell them GO EASY!!!


Photoshop a toilet roll meme and print it out/laminate it/stick it on the toilet wall....



"Slow my Roll"

But what Freud really is thinking: 'Show your cock'

Berry Sweet

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 ac_lmfao  :thumbup:

Berry Sweet

Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"Suggestion for Mel's bottom blues

I can wipe my ass with a damp rag.  Actually, it is the best way!



That said, I'll take a shit in the shower if I have to, so I can make do!




I saved this a few weeks ago, before the TP crisis lol......



https://i.ibb.co/3N32T0X/Shower-poop.jpg">


I can see Mel doing the first one, drunk in the shower....and waking up the next morning with shit oddly smeared all over his back side.

Anonymous

Shitting in the shower is actually a magical experience!  Warm water running down yer back while taking an explosive powerdump is truly one of life's greatest pleasures!



Luckily for me I drink enough cheap draft beer, so the shit easily rinses down the drain.



It is truly magical.

Berry Sweet


Berry Sweet


Anonymous

Quote from: "Berry Sweet"I believe it.

You should try it.  It's truly a wonderful experience!

Blazor

If you're low on TP, let this Granpa show you how it was done back in the day....



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I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blazor"If you're low on TP, let this Granpa show you how it was done back in the day....



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EEEEEEWWWWW!!!

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