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Started by Anonymous, March 20, 2020, 08:38:18 PM

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Anonymous

I went to the local convenience store and the shelves were empty of booze :shock: if people are starting to hoard alcohol what  wii happen to those that are alcohol dependant

Anonymous

Lots of booze supply around here still!  Toilet paper is another story...

Friday

Quote from: "It's serious now"I went to the local convenience store and the shelves were empty of booze :shock: if people are starting to hoard alcohol what  wii happen to those that are alcohol dependant


Well if they have a plentiful supply of toilet paper perhaps they could arrange a trade with Mel.  They provide Mel with TP, he provides them with Booze
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Anonymous

Quote from: "It's serious now"I went to the local convenience store and the shelves were empty of booze :shock: if people are starting to hoard alcohol what  wii happen to those that are alcohol dependant

Hit up your local Rx for some medicinal swabs and suck on them for a bit?

Anonymous

We never run short of booze in New England. Ever.

Chicken was scarce. Beef is back and pork. Eggs. Back.

TP. Back.

Up there in the great white nothing might take a few days more.

Kinda fucked up with all them trees up there, no?

Shouldn't you be shipping it to us?

Maybe you are.

Lulz

Berry Sweet

Quote from: "It's serious now"I went to the local convenience store and the shelves were empty of booze :shock: if people are starting to hoard alcohol what  wii happen to those that are alcohol dependant


I haven't been, I don't drink...im just a midnight toker...I could do without tho.  My friends have told me people buying up shopping carts filled with booze at the liquor store.  How expencive and embarrassing.



Nows a great time for alcoholics to sit back, reflect, and look at themselves...great time to quit drinking...quit drugs or smoking too.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Guest"We never run short of booze in New England. Ever.

Chicken was scarce. Beef is back and pork. Eggs. Back.

TP. Back.

Up there in the great white nothing might take a few days more.

Kinda fucked up with all them trees up there, no?

Shouldn't you be shipping it to us?

Maybe you are.

Lulz

The Kruger mills are cranking out toilet paper as fast as they can, even working huge overtime, but people hoard it.



Pallets get delivered in the morning, but are gone quickly.

caskur

Quote from: "It's serious now"I went to the local convenience store and the shelves were empty of booze :shock: if people are starting to hoard alcohol what  wii happen to those that are alcohol dependant


The best ones will die of alcohol withdrawal.



Most of the posters online will die of that before the Chinese Virus gets 'em.
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