Still no toilet paper available...

[Anonymous]

...today, but I am not worried.



To preserve my existing rolls now, it's actually better to use a damp cloth to wipe your ass.  It cleans better, and is reusable.  I have facecloths that I normally use in the shower to cleanse my body, but they are good for the asshole also.  Just like toilet paper, you can fold them in multiple ways for a good clean swipe after swipe, and then simply dry your asshole out via air circulation, or with one swipe of a paper product (toilet paper, Kleenex, Paper Towel, but don't flush the latter if you have septic).



I knew it would come to this, but I am not worried.  A damp rag/towel is better anyhow!

[fuckugoogle]

i havent been able to by t paper for 1 mth ,been useing cloth and tissu paper lol

[Anonymous]

i havent been able to by t paper for 1 mth ,been useing cloth and tissu paper lol

Nice!



Ever consider rural living?

[fuckugoogle]

i havent been able to by t paper for 1 mth ,been useing cloth and tissu paper lol

Nice!



Ever consider rural living?

well it is ,not so scatchy ,mmmm cloth lol

Rural i grow up on a property 1 hr from town

[Anonymous]

Rural i grow up on a property 1 hr from town

Where aboots?

[fuckugoogle]

you want no it ,goondiwindi

[Anonymous]

you want no it ,goondiwindi

Fucking Abo...

[fuckugoogle]

you want no it ,goondiwindi

Fucking Abo...

fuck off what abo has a german last name ,

[Anonymous]

fuck off what abo has a german last name ,

Is this you, Catherine?

[fuckugoogle]

fuck off what abo has a german last name ,

Is this you, Catherine?

no

[Anonymous]

i havent been able to by t paper for 1 mth ,been useing cloth and tissu paper lol

Nice!



Ever consider rural living?

I would be interested in rural living, Mel.



But not where you are or that far away from a major urban center.



At furthest, maybe something like the outskirts of Squamish?



When yer too far away, its too distant from the supply & distribution centers.



So it takes too long to get stuff when it runs out & often more expensive because of the added transportation costs.



Anyways I think I mentioned this in your old forum, The Tavern.



Same time, as the economy continues to tank & people become more desperate, there'll inevitably be more homes/real estate comin onta the market.



Usually stuff in the hinterlands are full of vacation homes/property.



People may hang on to their main homes but I suspect they'll dump the vacation homes with a price drop if they need the extra money.



There may be more than a few bargains a comin about this time by next year I suspect.



A lotta foreclosures/bank repos as well.

[Vancouver]

I know a place that always have toilet paper. Joe is not my friend so I can't tell him.

[Anonymous]

I know a place that always have toilet paper. Joe is not my friend so I can't tell him.

I don't know if he could afford it TVG.

[Odinson]

If you crouch on toilet, spread your cheeks really wide and launch the turd like a cannonball..



You might not need toilet paper at all.





Eat a lot of cheese..

[Anonymous]

...and lube up your sphincter with plenty of axle grease to aid in the passing of stools. Australians may substitute Vegemite as the need arises.