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Now this is really serious shit....

Started by Obvious Li, October 13, 2013, 11:41:31 PM

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The world will officially run out on October 2, 2020.



Industry experts met in London last week to discuss the impending meltdown.



Confectionery giants revealed there are just not enough cocoa plantations across the globe to feed the demand.



They warned we would need the ­equivalent of another planet Earth to fill the gap needed to keep the chocolate ­industry going.



Prices are set to soar over the next few years as chocolate becomes harder to get hold of.



As a result many big-name ­companies are ­expected to fill bars that are smaller in size with more nuts and fruit because they are cheaper to produce.



Chocolate taster and expert Angus Kennedy said: "There will be a chocolate shortage and there isn't a solution to the problem. Seven years is what we think we have left.



"Experts have worked out we need 2.3 globes to accommodate man's needs for chocolate in terms of forestry and space.



"We need another Earth basically if we carry on at this rate. We are ­destroying the whole thing.



"The problem we've got is that much of the space that was used for cocoa ­plantations is no longer there.



"The Chinese love their cars and they have found that rubber makes more money than cocoa and at a much quicker pace.



"Cocoa farms are being chopped down and turned into rubber ­plantations because they get a ­better yield.



"There will be smaller bars, more ­biscuits, more raisins, more nuts ­because they are cheaper to fill space with"

Angus Kennedy



"If you plant a cocoa plant you get cocoa beans in four years, which means the farmers are ­waiting four years for a profit so ­obviously they think 'What is the point?'"



Manufacturers from all over the world including Iran, Belgium, Lebanon, Germany and Switzerland met at the British Library last week for the annual Chocolate Industry Network Conference where they heard the worrying news.



Mr Kennedy said: "There is a small amount of growth projected for cocoa consumption in Europe and America but in China and Asia it is set to go sky high.



"Also cocoa is being used in everything from bakeries to body creams to sprinkles for coffee. It is a very popular ­product.



"Unless more trees are planted this will happen.



"What we will see is a higher price for cocoa powder and, in turn, chocolate. The price for bars will go up over the next few years. You will see less ­ chocolate in the bars.



"There will be smaller bars, more ­biscuits, more raisins, more nuts ­because they are cheaper to fill space with.



"Bars will probably be filled with a lot more sugar as well because it is the cheapest ingredient to bulk out the cocoa."



He added: "It is going to be very ­different from the chocolate we know and love today."

cc

Now THAT is serious shit. America's $123 Trillion In Unfunded Liabilities is nothing compared to chocolate being all gone.



Damn!! And it took me a year's effort to  be certain I had tricked my mate into believing that I couldn't "do it" without serious dark chocolate as a preliminary



I won't sleep tonight ... thanks a lot  guy
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Obvious Li

Quote from: "cc li tarte"Now THAT is serious shit. America's $123 Trillion In Unfunded Liabilities is nothing compared to chocolate being all gone.



Damn!! And it took me a year's effort to  be certain I had tricked my mate into believing that I couldn't "do it" without serious dark chocolate as a preliminary



I won't sleep tonight ... thanks a lot  guy




i assume you buy those "extra big" chocolate bars and glance lovingly at them as they are consumed......hehe :mrgreen:

Renee

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Anonymous

That makes me sad...I like a piece of dark chocolate one in a while.

 :(

Annie

Oh nooo! Please nooo! My daughter and I HAVE to have chocolate. We just couldn't function without it. It will be total anarchy if this happens. I'm going to have many, many horrible nightmares now :-(
Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.  ~ Anonymous

Anonymous

Quote from: "Annie"Oh nooo! Please nooo! My daughter and I HAVE to have chocolate. We just couldn't function without it. It will be total anarchy if this happens. I'm going to have many, many horrible nightmares now :-(

I wonder if chocolate hoarding will become rampant in the future?

Annie

If chocolate didn't go stale and turn all white and crumbly, I'd be hoarding like crazy!
Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.  ~ Anonymous

Anonymous

Quote from: "Annie"If chocolate didn't go stale and turn all white and crumbly, I'd be hoarding like crazy!

Do you prefer milk or dark chocolate? I prefer the darker stuff myself.

Annie

Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.  ~ Anonymous

Anonymous

Quote from: "Annie"I love the dark best too :-D

I make all of my own chocolate at Christmas time Ms. Annie.

Annie

I make home made chocolate too but I make chocolate pops and chocolate flowers for cupcakes and stuff.  The kind you buy as coin size in bags, melt them in a clay pot and pour into molds. The left over stuff in the bags usually are eaten up by my daughter LoL
Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.  ~ Anonymous

Anonymous

Quote from: "Annie"I make home made chocolate too but I make chocolate pops and chocolate flowers for cupcakes and stuff.  The kind you buy as coin size in bags, melt them in a clay pot and pour into molds. The left over stuff in the bags usually are eaten up by my daughter LoL

I have Santa, bell and angel molds that I make for Christmas season..



I give them out as gifts to co-workers, neighbours and friends.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Annie"I make home made chocolate too but I make chocolate pops and chocolate flowers for cupcakes and stuff.  The kind you buy as coin size in bags, melt them in a clay pot and pour into molds. The left over stuff in the bags usually are eaten up by my daughter LoL

I have Santa, bell and angel molds that I make for Christmas season..



I give them out as gifts to co-workers, neighbours and friends.

It sounds like a lot of work and not cheap either. Am I right?