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Quote from: Fashionista post_id=364588 time=1591142644 user_id=3254
A war memorial on the grounds of the Saskatchewan legislature was vandalized....it was spray painted with the words justice for Floyd.
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=364511 time=1591119722 user_id=3254
We've been fortunate not to have been victims of crime in our neighbourhood.
Quote from: Mel post_id=364590 time=1591143620Quote from: Fashionista post_id=364511 time=1591119722 user_id=3254
We've been fortunate not to have been victims of crime in our neighbourhood.
But at any time the angry pack of groids could hit suburbia... Just imagine you being home alone, and a pack of angry groids breaks in. You know they will demolish all of your holes with their large negro penises. You'll be lucky if they don't kill you afterwards!
Your only hope in these desperate times? An armed White man coming to your rescue!
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=364511 time=1591119722 user_id=3254Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364479 time=1591097906 user_id=1676Quote from: Guest post_id=364475 time=1591094585Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364468 time=1591086692 user_id=1676
The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....
...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...
Do you like it or are you a crim?
I like fcking with the minds of vandals and thieves...
Last time I used the approach, I was stark naked in the yard spinning the handle of the eggbeater in the air and shouting like a deranged hobo about stuffing it up their arses...
...they ran...
...like the wind...
We've been fortunate not to have been victims of crime in our neighbourhood.
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364617 time=1591176280 user_id=1676Quote from: Fashionista post_id=364511 time=1591119722 user_id=3254Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364479 time=1591097906 user_id=1676Quote from: Guest post_id=364475 time=1591094585Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364468 time=1591086692 user_id=1676
The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....
...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...
Do you like it or are you a crim?
I like fcking with the minds of vandals and thieves...
Last time I used the approach, I was stark naked in the yard spinning the handle of the eggbeater in the air and shouting like a deranged hobo about stuffing it up their arses...
...they ran...
...like the wind...
We've been fortunate not to have been victims of crime in our neighbourhood.
Nobody bothers us in the neighbourhood anymore... we leave stuff out unlocked or on the decks year round. Somehow word got around that a belligerent naked guy wielding kitchen utensils and a penchant for forced penetration lives in our house...
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364623 time=1591178391 user_id=1676
We've got a new high tensile ratched wire fence with concrete columns... or a cheese grater, as it was described to me... the pillars will break before the wire does...
Quote from: Mel post_id=364624 time=1591178971Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364623 time=1591178391 user_id=1676
We've got a new high tensile ratched wire fence with concrete columns... or a cheese grater, as it was described to me... the pillars will break before the wire does...
Gate it all off! I don't know if Oz law is the same as Canadian law, but gating it off completely comes with one advantage here: You can drive any motor vehicle here drunk on your own property provided it's not 'easily accessible to the general public!' Fencing and a gate across the drive satisfy this requirement!
Now you can push forth on the John Deere ride-on mower as drunk as you need be, to ensure a manicured lawn!
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364626 time=1591179521 user_id=1676
Don't believe we enjoy that level of freedom... even riding a bicycle drunk will get you a DUI...
Quote from: Mel post_id=364627 time=1591180053Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364626 time=1591179521 user_id=1676
Don't believe we enjoy that level of freedom... even riding a bicycle drunk will get you a DUI...
Damn... Here a DUI requires requires driving an actual motor vehicle, meaning something propelled by something other than human or animal force.
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