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June 02, 2020, 04:05:41 AM
...what are your thoughts on personal protection in your home?





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Anonymous

#1
June 02, 2020, 04:09:09 AM
Baked beans and Ex-Lax works for me.

Anonymous

#2
June 02, 2020, 04:21:39 AM
Better judged by 12 than carried by 6.

Frood

#3
June 02, 2020, 04:31:32 AM
The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....



...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

#4
June 02, 2020, 06:40:09 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364468 time=1591086692 user_id=1676
The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....



...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...


Now there's a mental image to put a smile on the dial.

Anonymous

#5
June 02, 2020, 06:43:05 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364468 time=1591086692 user_id=1676
The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....



...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...




Do you like it or are you a crim?

Anonymous

#6
June 02, 2020, 06:44:22 AM
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Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364468 time=1591086692 user_id=1676
The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....



...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...




Do you like it or are you a crim?

Wanna see his eggbeater?

Frood

#7
June 02, 2020, 07:38:26 AM
Quote from: Guest post_id=364475 time=1591094585
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364468 time=1591086692 user_id=1676
The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....



...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...




Do you like it or are you a crim?


I like fcking with the minds of vandals and thieves...



Last time I used the approach, I was stark naked in the yard spinning the handle of the eggbeater in the air and shouting like a deranged hobo about stuffing it up their arses...



...they ran...



...like the wind...
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

#8
June 02, 2020, 08:59:32 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364479 time=1591097906 user_id=1676
Quote from: Guest post_id=364475 time=1591094585
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364468 time=1591086692 user_id=1676
The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....



...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...




Do you like it or are you a crim?


I like fcking with the minds of vandals and thieves...



Last time I used the approach, I was stark naked in the yard spinning the handle of the eggbeater in the air and shouting like a deranged hobo about stuffing it up their arses...



...they ran...



...like the wind...


That's fascinating, I can't wait for the next installment of Freud goes full spaz

Frood

#9
June 02, 2020, 09:03:42 AM
Quote from: Guest post_id=364483 time=1591102772
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364479 time=1591097906 user_id=1676
Quote from: Guest post_id=364475 time=1591094585
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364468 time=1591086692 user_id=1676
The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....



...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...




Do you like it or are you a crim?


I like fcking with the minds of vandals and thieves...



Last time I used the approach, I was stark naked in the yard spinning the handle of the eggbeater in the air and shouting like a deranged hobo about stuffing it up their arses...



...they ran...



...like the wind...


That's fascinating, I can't wait for the next installment of Freud goes full spaz


You should have seen me in my younger days.... I'd pull out any stop to ensure I won an altercation or at least didn't lose one....
Blahhhhhh...

Blazor

#10
June 02, 2020, 10:52:19 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364479 time=1591097906 user_id=1676
Quote from: Guest post_id=364475 time=1591094585
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364468 time=1591086692 user_id=1676
The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....



...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...




Do you like it or are you a crim?


I like fcking with the minds of vandals and thieves...



Last time I used the approach, I was stark naked in the yard spinning the handle of the eggbeater in the air and shouting like a deranged hobo about stuffing it up their arses...



...they ran...



...like the wind...


 :roll:  :roll:  :roll:



 ac_drinks
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

#11
June 02, 2020, 10:53:59 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364484 time=1591103022 user_id=1676
Quote from: Guest post_id=364483 time=1591102772
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364479 time=1591097906 user_id=1676
Quote from: Guest post_id=364475 time=1591094585
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364468 time=1591086692 user_id=1676
The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....



...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...




Do you like it or are you a crim?


I like fcking with the minds of vandals and thieves...



Last time I used the approach, I was stark naked in the yard spinning the handle of the eggbeater in the air and shouting like a deranged hobo about stuffing it up their arses...



...they ran...



...like the wind...


That's fascinating, I can't wait for the next installment of Freud goes full spaz


You should have seen me in my younger days.... I'd pull out any stop to ensure I won an altercation or at least didn't lose one....


I like to make fuckers think Im crazy. You make your eyes bulge and vein poke out while hollering like a warrior.... and you suddenly see fear in their eyes  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

#12
June 02, 2020, 10:56:02 AM
Quote from: Mel post_id=364464 time=1591085141
...what are your thoughts on personal protection in your home?





https://i.ibb.co/m6z0rjR/IMG-3223.jpg">


My thoughts? First of all, dont keep it in a box in a drawer unloaded  :laugh:



A criminal will not give you a second to dig it out and load it.



Im locked and loaded at home. Been carrying daily wherever I go as well.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Frood

#13
June 02, 2020, 11:35:24 AM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=364503 time=1591109639 user_id=2221
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364484 time=1591103022 user_id=1676
Quote from: Guest post_id=364483 time=1591102772
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364479 time=1591097906 user_id=1676
Quote from: Guest post_id=364475 time=1591094585
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364468 time=1591086692 user_id=1676
The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....



...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...




Do you like it or are you a crim?


I like fcking with the minds of vandals and thieves...



Last time I used the approach, I was stark naked in the yard spinning the handle of the eggbeater in the air and shouting like a deranged hobo about stuffing it up their arses...



...they ran...



...like the wind...


That's fascinating, I can't wait for the next installment of Freud goes full spaz


You should have seen me in my younger days.... I'd pull out any stop to ensure I won an altercation or at least didn't lose one....


I like to make fuckers think Im crazy. You make your eyes bulge and vein poke out while hollering like a warrior.... and you suddenly see fear in their eyes  :laugh:


Indeed... I believe I was hip thrusting during the entire time...
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

#14
June 02, 2020, 01:42:02 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364479 time=1591097906 user_id=1676
Quote from: Guest post_id=364475 time=1591094585
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=364468 time=1591086692 user_id=1676
The best weapons weren't intended to be weapons....



...crims hate being anally violated by a 1930's mechanical egg beater...they run away squealing like school girls...




Do you like it or are you a crim?


I like fcking with the minds of vandals and thieves...



Last time I used the approach, I was stark naked in the yard spinning the handle of the eggbeater in the air and shouting like a deranged hobo about stuffing it up their arses...



...they ran...



...like the wind...

We've been fortunate not to have been victims of crime in our neighbourhood.
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