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Drove out into the mountains today!

Started by Anonymous, June 21, 2020, 06:21:31 AM

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June 21, 2020, 06:21:31 AM
My F150 performed awesome!



No cell phone service, and literally no people around!  I love it!  (Just don't get lost on your own, unless you have skills)









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Anonymous

#1
June 21, 2020, 06:59:26 AM
It's hard for people to understand just how remote this shit is!  



If you fuck yourself up, the animals will eat you.  There's nobody around.



Now I've gotta bust out the bike!  And rip that shit up!

Anonymous

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June 21, 2020, 07:24:47 AM
Quote from: Mel post_id=367246 time=1592737166
It's hard for people to understand just how remote this shit is!  



If you fuck yourself up, the animals will eat you.  There's nobody around.



Now I've gotta bust out the bike!  And rip that shit up!


This remote is better.





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Anonymous

#3
June 21, 2020, 07:38:29 AM
I have a Satellite communicating device, which is the only thing that would get you help here!



It's actually scary how remote parts of Canada are...

Blurt

#4
June 21, 2020, 11:04:04 AM
Meleddie in nature. Where the wild things are.



Except there's nothing remotely wild about a 40 year old white man riding a bike on highway hemmed in by clipped conifers. Unless that man is engaged in a Chautauqua.



Mein Kampf and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, yo!
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Anonymous

#5
June 21, 2020, 11:30:43 AM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=367255 time=1592751844 user_id=1974
Meleddie in nature. Where the wild things are.



Except there's nothing remotely wild about a 40 year old white man riding a bike on highway hemmed in by clipped conifers. Unless that man is engaged in a Chautauqua.



Mein Kampf and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, yo!


Only if he's in Northern Ontario...



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Anonymous

#6
June 21, 2020, 01:18:42 PM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=367255 time=1592751844 user_id=1974
Meleddie in nature. Where the wild things are.



Except there's nothing remotely wild about a 40 year old white man riding a bike on highway hemmed in by clipped conifers. Unless that man is engaged in a Chautauqua.



Mein Kampf and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, yo!

How's it going Blurt?

Anonymous

#7
June 22, 2020, 12:33:03 AM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=367255 time=1592751844 user_id=1974
Meleddie in nature. Where the wild things are.



Except there's nothing remotely wild about a 40 year old white man riding a bike on highway hemmed in by clipped conifers. Unless that man is engaged in a Chautauqua.



Mein Kampf and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, yo!

You fool!  I am many miles away from any other human!  Here, only real men like me can survive Blurtski...



Today's ride:









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Anonymous

#8
June 22, 2020, 12:47:12 AM
No cell service, and nobody around.  Even though today was Sunday, with nice weather, I didn't pass one person all day long.  There is nothing here but beautiful sights and some old and newer logging access roads.  Truly rugged, but if shit went bad, you're on your own...  And it would be a long, rough hike out.  Expect to spend at least one night sleeping in these mountains while on your way back to the first house that'll let you use their phone!

Frood

#9
June 22, 2020, 01:47:22 AM
Child's play....
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

#10
June 22, 2020, 01:51:25 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=367335 time=1592804842 user_id=1676
Child's play....

You have no idea...  Your outback is flat, which makes things easier!  My outback is not flat.

Anonymous

#11
June 22, 2020, 01:59:53 AM
That's all academic though, Ozzie!  Your outback is a scorching desert filled with not much but Australian Negroes!



Little wonder why Ozzies love Canada, when they get a taste of above pic related!

Frood

#12
June 22, 2020, 02:08:32 AM
Quote from: Mel post_id=367337 time=1592805085
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=367335 time=1592804842 user_id=1676
Child's play....

You have no idea...  Your outback is flat, which makes things easier!  My outback is not flat.


I've lived all over including the Rocky Mountains, kiddo...



Deserts are the least forgiving...
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

#13
June 22, 2020, 02:13:43 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=367340 time=1592806112 user_id=1676
Quote from: Mel post_id=367337 time=1592805085
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=367335 time=1592804842 user_id=1676
Child's play....

You have no idea...  Your outback is flat, which makes things easier!  My outback is not flat.


I've lived all over including the Rocky Mountains, kiddo...



Deserts are the least forgiving...

That's right, you lived in North America, and Mel has only been outside North America for one trip in his entire life..



So, you can compare from personal experience and he can't.

Anonymous

#14
June 22, 2020, 02:13:56 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=367340 time=1592806112 user_id=1676
I've lived all over including the Rocky Mountains, kiddo...



Deserts are the least forgiving...

Deserts are great for people that need comfort year round.  Water is the only real issue.



Now look at my bike pic from today.  There is still snow there, at that elevation.  And it's June.



If you were Heli-Dropped in that same spot in January, you more than likely would die there fairly quickly...
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