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ATTN: Renee

Started by Anonymous, July 04, 2020, 09:12:17 AM

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Anonymous

July 04, 2020, 09:12:17 AM
You have to stop and slow down.  I love your posts, but 10,000 character posts don't really work here!



You have to break your shit up...  Breathe, engage a bit, and then post!



Trust me, I know what I'm doing...









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Renee

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July 05, 2020, 08:56:18 AM Last Edit: July 05, 2020, 09:17:45 AM by Renee
I have to quite agree on this one. I will endeavor to be a one line one dimensional poster when I post here. Please feel free to slap me when I post more that two sentences in this sub on any given topic.



Obiviously my posting style does not fit here...It triggers chest beating and the knashing of teeth amongst the plebes that have something to prove....The last post I made elicited a response from one such plebe so unnecessary and so painful to read that it could have been lifted right out of chapter one of Joyce's Finnegan's Wake.



My apologies to all.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

Frood

#2
July 05, 2020, 09:01:59 AM
Relax, doll... most of us just speed read or skim....
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

#3
July 05, 2020, 10:15:12 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369901 time=1593954119 user_id=1676
Relax, doll... most of us just speed read or skim....

I nod and smile in response to a Renee post. If I don't, she'll tear me s new one.

Frood

#4
July 05, 2020, 10:18:14 AM
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=369911 time=1593958512 user_id=114
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369901 time=1593954119 user_id=1676
Relax, doll... most of us just speed read or skim....

I nod and smile in response to a Renee post. If I don't, she'll tear me s new one.


I just mostly roll my eyes and mutter "stupid fat cunt"...



Cause that's what she does and is...
Blahhhhhh...

Poppy

#5
July 05, 2020, 10:38:15 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369912 time=1593958694 user_id=1676
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=369911 time=1593958512 user_id=114
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369901 time=1593954119 user_id=1676
Relax, doll... most of us just speed read or skim....

I nod and smile in response to a Renee post. If I don't, she'll tear me s new one.


I just mostly roll my eyes and mutter "stupid fat cunt"...



Cause that's what she does and is...


Did she kick you in the blueberries?
I\'m Poppy!

Anonymous

#6
July 05, 2020, 10:55:57 AM
Quote from: Poppy post_id=369913 time=1593959895 user_id=3287
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369912 time=1593958694 user_id=1676
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=369911 time=1593958512 user_id=114
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369901 time=1593954119 user_id=1676
Relax, doll... most of us just speed read or skim....

I nod and smile in response to a Renee post. If I don't, she'll tear me s new one.


I just mostly roll my eyes and mutter "stupid fat cunt"...



Cause that's what she does and is...


Did she kick you in the blueberries?

Frood wishes he had blueberries.

*BOOM*

Anonymous

#7
July 05, 2020, 11:07:28 AM
Quote from: Boomer post_id=369914 time=1593960957
Quote from: Poppy post_id=369913 time=1593959895 user_id=3287
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369912 time=1593958694 user_id=1676
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=369911 time=1593958512 user_id=114
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369901 time=1593954119 user_id=1676
Relax, doll... most of us just speed read or skim....

I nod and smile in response to a Renee post. If I don't, she'll tear me s new one.


I just mostly roll my eyes and mutter "stupid fat cunt"...



Cause that's what she does and is...


Did she kick you in the blueberries?

Frood wishes he had blueberries.

*BOOM*


How is that a boom?

Anonymous

#8
July 05, 2020, 12:18:26 PM
Quote from: Poppy post_id=369913 time=1593959895 user_id=3287
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369912 time=1593958694 user_id=1676
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=369911 time=1593958512 user_id=114
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369901 time=1593954119 user_id=1676
Relax, doll... most of us just speed read or skim....

I nod and smile in response to a Renee post. If I don't, she'll tear me s new one.


I just mostly roll my eyes and mutter "stupid fat cunt"...



Cause that's what she does and is...


Did she kick you in the blueberries?

Yep, she made jam.

Anonymous

#9
July 05, 2020, 12:31:47 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369912 time=1593958694 user_id=1676
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=369911 time=1593958512 user_id=114
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369901 time=1593954119 user_id=1676
Relax, doll... most of us just speed read or skim....

I nod and smile in response to a Renee post. If I don't, she'll tear me s new one.


I just mostly roll my eyes and mutter "stupid fat cunt"...



Cause that's what she does and is...


Are you angry at her for knocking out Dum Sum's two remaining teeth in that other thread?

Anonymous

#10
July 05, 2020, 04:26:38 PM
Quote from: Guest post_id=369916 time=1593961648
Quote from: Boomer post_id=369914 time=1593960957
Quote from: Poppy post_id=369913 time=1593959895 user_id=3287
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369912 time=1593958694 user_id=1676
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=369911 time=1593958512 user_id=114
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=369901 time=1593954119 user_id=1676
Relax, doll... most of us just speed read or skim....

I nod and smile in response to a Renee post. If I don't, she'll tear me s new one.


I just mostly roll my eyes and mutter "stupid fat cunt"...



Cause that's what she does and is...


Did she kick you in the blueberries?

Frood wishes he had blueberries.

*BOOM*


How is that a boom?

You dont need to understand the *BOOM*,

Just realize there was a *BOOM* and move along-

cc

#11
July 05, 2020, 04:45:50 PM
ac_boring
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

cc

#13
July 05, 2020, 04:55:55 PM
[size=50]BOOM[/size]
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Anonymous

#14
July 05, 2020, 05:18:10 PM
Quote from: Guest post_id=369951 time=1593982205BOOM!


You don't rate the *BOOMS*.

Few do.

And certainly not you.

Adieu-
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