Julia Roberts has a large punani...

[Frood]

I had a nightmare the other night that her and I got body swapped and after I checked out the boobage in the mirror (ample but not massive - ie. 90s Julia Roberts) went for precursory tour of the basement and had all 5 fingers get sucked in and as far as up to the wrist.  



She has had 3 children, 2 of which were twins so I suspect her vjay vjay copped some fast and furious mileage through no fault her own.



After I washed my hands in the dream, I raided her fridge and ate all the beef and seafood I could find then un-did the button of my jeans and farted on the sofa for the rest of the night.

[Anonymous]

You could hit her in the shitter, or better yet know what any male knows:  Women age like like milk.  Almost every time.



It's why I stay single!  Look at the fat hogs wandering around!



If it wasn't for welfare, those land whales would be sucking dick for a dollar a blow!

[Frood]

Ahem... I was 1990's Julia Roberts... cute as a button, even my farts were cute... but the HooHoo was classic 50+ year old woman.

[Anonymous]

It happens.  Women get worn out, and you can't even hit her in the shitter...



The all get worn out.



Best practice is to stay single, or find a young one!  Yum!

[Anonymous]

They can take their stinky worn out cunts elsewhere...

[Anonymous]

I had a nightmare the other night that her and I got body swapped and after I checked out the boobage in the mirror (ample but not massive - ie. 90s Julia Roberts) went for precursory tour of the basement and had all 5 fingers get sucked in and as far as up to the wrist.  



She has had 3 children, 2 of which were twins so I suspect her vjay vjay copped some fast and furious mileage through no fault her own.



After I washed my hands in the dream, I raided her fridge and ate all the beef and seafood I could find then un-did the button of my jeans and farted on the sofa for the rest of the night.

For real? Booyaksha!



Respek!

[Anonymous]

I had a nightmare the other night that her and I got body swapped and after I checked out the boobage in the mirror (ample but not massive - ie. 90s Julia Roberts) went for precursory tour of the basement and had all 5 fingers get sucked in and as far as up to the wrist.  



She has had 3 children, 2 of which were twins so I suspect her vjay vjay copped some fast and furious mileage through no fault her own.



After I washed my hands in the dream, I raided her fridge and ate all the beef and seafood I could find then un-did the button of my jeans and farted on the sofa for the rest of the night.

For real? Booyaksha!



Respek!

Jigger

[Anonymous]

Julia Robert's = Horse face.



Ugly bitch with huge teeth.

[Anonymous]

STFU asswipe!