Creative humour is sadly lacking in this sub

[Anonymous]

It seems I have the narrowest hips of all the ladies on these forums.

 ac_blush

I would almost bet you and I both have the smallest hips lol. Currently Im a size 30.

Your hips are smaller than mine.

 

[Renee]

Well, I must admit... that photo of Melski sure qualifies as creative humour.



Thiel will be pleased, no doubt.

Humorous, maybe,...creative, not so much.



And it's only humorous from the standpoint of Mel's broken self-awareness. Because when you really consider the pasty, underdeveloped, shirtless, evolutionary dead end in the mirror; it's pretty God damn depressing.

[Anonymous]

Well, I must admit... that photo of Melski sure qualifies as creative humour.



Thiel will be pleased, no doubt.

Humorous, maybe,...creative, not so much.



And it's only humorous from the standpoint of Mel's broken self-awareness. Because when you really consider the pasty, underdeveloped, shirtless, evolutionary dead end in the mirror; it's pretty God damn depressing.

Damn Renee, don't hold back. What did you really think of it.

[cc]

[Blurt]

Well, I must admit... that photo of Melski sure qualifies as creative humour.



Thiel will be pleased, no doubt.

Humorous, maybe,...creative, not so much.



And it's only humorous from the standpoint of Mel's broken self-awareness. Because when you really consider the pasty, underdeveloped, shirtless, evolutionary dead end in the mirror; it's pretty God damn depressing.

I hear you, Renee. Man, I missed you. God's honest.



May I submit for consideration the notion that it is, precisely, Mel's self-awareness that is creative? He thinks he's a Big Rig on Site when, really, he's just a concrete nugget stuck in our tire tread. Man calls himself a Lone Wolf, a One-Man Wolf Pack when, really, he's just a loose strand on my cat's brush.



And Mel forming a vaginal "O" with his fingers next to his crotch just to clue us all in as to the true nature of his genitals, well, that's certainly humourous. Unlike Mel himself, it just never gets old.

[Odinson]

It is pretty funny..



He made the OK sign... Which means "white power" in the lunatic asylum known as the left-wing.

[Renee]

Well, I must admit... that photo of Melski sure qualifies as creative humour.



Thiel will be pleased, no doubt.

Humorous, maybe,...creative, not so much.



And it's only humorous from the standpoint of Mel's broken self-awareness. Because when you really consider the pasty, underdeveloped, shirtless, evolutionary dead end in the mirror; it's pretty God damn depressing.

I hear you, Renee. Man, I missed you. God's honest.



May I submit for consideration the notion that it is, precisely, Mel's self-awareness that is creative? He thinks he's a Big Rig on Site when, really, he's just a concrete nugget stuck in our tire tread. Man calls himself a Lone Wolf, a One-Man Wolf Pack when, really, he's just a loose strand on my cat's brush.

I'm not really going to argue that because in an odd way Mel's self awareness or lack there of leads to a certain amount of creativity on his part. But it's creativity born of self delusion and Mel doesn't even recognize when he is being creative. So in essence the creativity is lost.



Unfortunately some of the most creative minds are and have been delusional minds but it doesn't make it any less sad or crazy. History has shown us many examples of creative individials with varying degrees self delusion and many times it ends in tragedy for those who are on the far end of the delusional spectrum. But who really gives a fuck? We as individuals are all just temporary.

[Blurt]

True enough.



Met my fair share of these temporary lunatics right here on the forums.



And you know what, Renee? I sorta like 'em all. Some despite, and others because of, their lunacy.



The world would be a very boring place if everyone was cut out from the same paper doll book.



So. This being said, how do we give Thiel the creative humour he so much longs for? What do we do? Write a funny poem about Mel or Fash or the Ontario Korean? Turn that Australian battleaxe's photos into an Angry Birds colouring book? What?

[Renee]

True enough.



Met my fair share of these temporary lunatics right here on the forums.



And you know what, Renee? I sorta like 'em all. Some despite, and others because of, their lunacy.



The world would be a very boring place if everyone was cut out from the same paper doll book.



So. This being said, how do we give Thiel the creative humour he so much longs for? What do we do? Write a funny poem about Mel or Fash or the Ontario Korean? Turn that Australian battleaxe's photos into an Angry Birds colouring book? What?

Your choice, you are the creative one here and always have been. I retired my paint brushes, pastels and crayons a while back and the passion required to be a poetic soul no longer exists in me. It simply takes too

much to uphold such an effort and I am just dog tired.

[Anonymous]

Dash cam videos of violent car crasshes are funny. The music they put to the videos is often creatively humourous.

[Blurt]

I retired my paint brushes, pastels and crayons a while back and the passion required to be a poetic soul no longer exists in me. It simply takes too much to uphold such an effort and I am just dog tired.

Aw.  





[size=150]For Renee, who is dog tired[/size]



This path seems fresh to me

Though my boots have stirred

These leaves before;

I've walked this very road

Under a thousand brilliant suns

And a thousand wispy clouds

And this day finds me now

Just too dog tired.



These paints seem fresh to me

Though my hands have grabbed

This brush before;

I've painted countless

Pretty pictures with my steady hand

But the brush is caked and brittle

And this day finds me now

Just too dog tired.



Will there come a day,

A blessed, fateful day,

When I will come to notice

That even my companion,

My faithful hound, my dog,

Has never in any way

Even hinted that he was

Just too dog tired?



C'mon, Fido, let's go hunt for rabbits!

[Anonymous]

True enough.



Met my fair share of these temporary lunatics right here on the forums.



And you know what, Renee? I sorta like 'em all. Some despite, and others because of, their lunacy.



The world would be a very boring place if everyone was cut out from the same paper doll book.



So. This being said, how do we give Thiel the creative humour he so much longs for? What do we do? Write a funny poem about Mel or Fash or the Ontario Korean? Turn that Australian battleaxe's photos into an Angry Birds colouring book? What?

Your choice, you are the creative one here and always have been. I retired my paint brushes, pastels and crayons a while back and the passion required to be a poetic soul no longer exists in me. It simply takes too

much to uphold such an effort and I am just dog tired.

 :416:

[Renee]

I retired my paint brushes, pastels and crayons a while back and the passion required to be a poetic soul no longer exists in me. It simply takes too much to uphold such an effort and I am just dog tired.

Aw.  





[size=150]For Renee, who is dog tired[/size]



This path seems fresh to me

Though my boots have stirred

These leaves before;

I've walked this very road

Under a thousand brilliant suns

And a thousand wispy clouds

And this day finds me now

Just too dog tired.



These paints seem fresh to me

Though my hands have grabbed

This brush before;

I've painted countless

Pretty pictures with my steady hand

But the brush is caked and brittle

And this day finds me now

Just too dog tired.



Will there come a day,

A blessed, fateful day,

When I will come to notice

That even my companion,

My faithful hound, my dog,

Has never in any way

Even hinted that he was

Just too dog tired?



C'mon, Fido, let's go hunt for rabbits!

 ac_smile Very Walt Whitmanesque of you.



Thanks.

[Blurt]

You're welcome.



Every day is a better day

When Renee comes out to play.



Even when that idiot, Mel,

Makes it feel like you're in hell.



Hope you're not too dog tired today, Renee. If so, just grab a cat nap.

[Anonymous]

You're welcome.



Every day is a better day

When Renee comes out to play.



Even when that idiot, Mel,

Makes it feel like you're in hell.



Hope you're not too dog tired today, Renee. If so, just grab a cat nap.

This is gonna come as a shock to some of you, but old Herman aint into fruity poetry.