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Creative humour is sadly lacking in this sub

Started by Thiel, August 07, 2020, 06:03:41 PM

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Blurt

#150
August 16, 2020, 04:33:21 PM
"Don't like no pomes," said our Herman,

"And potes are just so much vermin."



"A tattered shop book's all I need;

Pomes only make my innards bleed."
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Anonymous

#151
August 16, 2020, 04:40:37 PM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=376039 time=1597610001 user_id=1974
"Don't like no pomes," said our Herman,

"And potes are just so much vermin."



"A tattered shop book's all I need;

Pomes only make my innards bleed."

Nah, that is the swish that makes me bleed internally.

Blurt

#152
August 16, 2020, 04:42:11 PM
Seriously, Herman?



Dude!
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Frood

#153
August 17, 2020, 02:24:42 AM
Quote from: Herman post_id=376036 time=1597609377 user_id=1689
Quote from: Blurt post_id=376034 time=1597609241 user_id=1974
You're welcome.



Every day is a better day

When Renee comes out to play.



Even when that idiot, Mel,

Makes it feel like you're in hell.



Hope you're not too dog tired today, Renee. If so, just grab a cat nap.

This is gonna come as a shock to some of you, but old Herman aint into fruity poetry.


Except fermented fruit... poetry in distillation.
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

#155
August 17, 2020, 07:23:34 PM
If I may be so bold as to add a small poem of my creation...



Roses are red



Violets are blue



Renee and Blurt need to be ass raped with a chainsaw







Thank you  :howdy:

Blazor

#156
August 17, 2020, 10:18:13 PM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=375549 time=1597346719 user_id=3254
Quote from: Blazor post_id=375539 time=1597340072 user_id=2221
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=374819 time=1596939717 user_id=3254
It seems I have the narrowest hips of all the ladies on these forums.

 ac_blush


I would almost bet you and I both have the smallest hips lol. Currently Im a size 30.

Your hips are smaller than mine.

 :laugh:


What!!! No way!  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

#157
August 18, 2020, 12:47:51 AM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=376206 time=1597717093 user_id=2221
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=375549 time=1597346719 user_id=3254
Quote from: Blazor post_id=375539 time=1597340072 user_id=2221
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=374819 time=1596939717 user_id=3254
It seems I have the narrowest hips of all the ladies on these forums.

 ac_blush


I would almost bet you and I both have the smallest hips lol. Currently Im a size 30.

Your hips are smaller than mine.

 :laugh:


What!!! No way!  :laugh:

I have thirty two inch hips.

Blurt

#158
August 18, 2020, 02:37:36 AM
But that puffy vest you were wearing in the pic Shen took of your butt makes your hips look even smaller.



Not that there's anything wrong with that!  :laugh:
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Anonymous

#159
August 18, 2020, 02:42:52 AM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=376226 time=1597732656 user_id=1974
But that puffy vest you were wearing in the pic Shen took of your butt makes your hips look even smaller.



Not that there's anything wrong with that!  :laugh:

That was over five years ago..



Since that time I have ballooned to ninety eight pounds.

Blurt

#160
August 18, 2020, 02:46:34 AM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=376228 time=1597732972 user_id=3254
Quote from: Blurt post_id=376226 time=1597732656 user_id=1974
But that puffy vest you were wearing in the pic Shen took of your butt makes your hips look even smaller.



Not that there's anything wrong with that!  :laugh:

That was over five years ago..



Since that time I have ballooned to ninety eight pounds.


:laugh:
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Blazor

#161
August 18, 2020, 09:49:39 AM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=376217 time=1597726071 user_id=3254
Quote from: Blazor post_id=376206 time=1597717093 user_id=2221
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=375549 time=1597346719 user_id=3254
Quote from: Blazor post_id=375539 time=1597340072 user_id=2221
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=374819 time=1596939717 user_id=3254
It seems I have the narrowest hips of all the ladies on these forums.

 ac_blush


I would almost bet you and I both have the smallest hips lol. Currently Im a size 30.

Your hips are smaller than mine.

 :laugh:


What!!! No way!  :laugh:

I have thirty two inch hips.




It amazes me that you are so tiny with 32" hips. Must be birthing hips  :laugh:



I've lost 5lbs recently, down to 160lbs, and my 30s are getting smaller. I was a size 28 a few years back lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

#162
August 18, 2020, 06:47:26 PM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=376230 time=1597733194 user_id=1974
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=376228 time=1597732972 user_id=3254
Quote from: Blurt post_id=376226 time=1597732656 user_id=1974
But that puffy vest you were wearing in the pic Shen took of your butt makes your hips look even smaller.



Not that there's anything wrong with that!  :laugh:

That was over five years ago..



Since that time I have ballooned to ninety eight pounds.


:laugh:

That was pretty funny.



Blazor, thirty two inch hips are not wide. Fash is petite, but still that aint birther hips.

Blazor

#163
August 18, 2020, 06:50:58 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=376308 time=1597790846 user_id=1689
Quote from: Blurt post_id=376230 time=1597733194 user_id=1974
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=376228 time=1597732972 user_id=3254
Quote from: Blurt post_id=376226 time=1597732656 user_id=1974
But that puffy vest you were wearing in the pic Shen took of your butt makes your hips look even smaller.



Not that there's anything wrong with that!  :laugh:

That was over five years ago..



Since that time I have ballooned to ninety eight pounds.


:laugh:

That was pretty funny.



Blazor, thirty two inch hips are not wide. Fash is petite, but still that aint birther hips.


I know, I was jus teasin'  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

#164
August 18, 2020, 07:06:41 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=376310 time=1597791058 user_id=2221
Quote from: Herman post_id=376308 time=1597790846 user_id=1689
Quote from: Blurt post_id=376230 time=1597733194 user_id=1974
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=376228 time=1597732972 user_id=3254
Quote from: Blurt post_id=376226 time=1597732656 user_id=1974
But that puffy vest you were wearing in the pic Shen took of your butt makes your hips look even smaller.



Not that there's anything wrong with that!  :laugh:

That was over five years ago..



Since that time I have ballooned to ninety eight pounds.


:laugh:

That was pretty funny.



Blazor, thirty two inch hips are not wide. Fash is petite, but still that aint birther hips.


I know, I was jus teasin'  :laugh:

Thirty six inch hips are about average for a taller gal like my old lady. On Fash who is so short, she would like she had a ghetto booty.
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