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[Anonymous]

Crashing your car into an incoming semi-truck seems to be a common way of committing suicide..



These weaklings should grow a pair and hang themselves like a man instead of endangering other people..



Real men shoot or hang themselves.

It's not super common, but it does happen occasionally.  Death by truck.



Sometimes they'll find a suicide note, and that explains why the crash happened.  Sometimes they don't though...

[Anonymous]

It will never be reported as such, but I know about the case below, since I work in the industry.  Suicide by truck:



https://www.abbynews.com/news/update-driver-dies-in-head-on-collision-on-huntingdon-road/">https://www.abbynews.com/news/update-dr ... gdon-road/">https://www.abbynews.com/news/update-driver-dies-in-head-on-collision-on-huntingdon-road/

[Renee]

These people are assholes..



If I were a train operator, I would be glad if I got to crush these fuckers with my train.

That's nothing...  You should see the shit people pull in front of big rigs.  Train operators have it easy.

Crashing your car into an incoming semi-truck seems to be a common way of committing suicide..



These weaklings should grow a pair and hang themselves like a man instead of endangering other people..



Real men shoot or hang themselves.

Real men don't commit suicide. They deal with their problems and get through them regardless of outcome.



The only REAL man I can think of that commited suicide was Ernest Hemingway and that was due to mental derangement caused by a genetic disease.



Last year a 17 year old wrapped his car around a tree and died a few blocks from were I live. It was deemed a suicide when a note was found by his parents....I heard he was distraught over climate change, the election of Trump, the prospect of being involved in a school shooting, nazis, fascists and all the usual terrible shit we all face with life in the US...He was also openly gay or so he claimed... ac_dunno

[Anonymous]

When I first ran my truck, I ran as a sole proprietorship.  I'm good at what I do, I thought...



Then I heard from others in this business, and what people will do, and claim, around big rigs.  They are a target for every bogus lawsuit known to man...



I quickly LLC'd that shit.  I pay more to run it as an LLC, but at least I won't end up homeless.

[Odinson]

These people are assholes..



If I were a train operator, I would be glad if I got to crush these fuckers with my train.

That's nothing...  You should see the shit people pull in front of big rigs.  Train operators have it easy.

Crashing your car into an incoming semi-truck seems to be a common way of committing suicide..



These weaklings should grow a pair and hang themselves like a man instead of endangering other people..



Real men shoot or hang themselves.

Real men don't commit suicide. They deal with their problems and get through them regardless of outcome.



The only REAL man I can think of that commited suicide was Ernest Hemingway and that was due to mental derangement caused by a genetic disease.



Last year a 17 year old wrapped his car around a tree and died a few blocks from were I live. It was deemed a suicide when a note was found by his parents....I heard he was distraught over climate change, the election of Trump, the prospect of being involved in a school shooting, nazis, fascists and all the usual terrible shit we all face with life in the US...He was also openly gay or so he claimed... ac_dunno

A 17 year old hasnt even tasted life yet..



He should have been committed to a mental hospital.

But the current policy is to keep these people on the streets.

[Anonymous]

These people are assholes..



If I were a train operator, I would be glad if I got to crush these fuckers with my train.

That's nothing...  You should see the shit people pull in front of big rigs.  Train operators have it easy.

Crashing your car into an incoming semi-truck seems to be a common way of committing suicide..



These weaklings should grow a pair and hang themselves like a man instead of endangering other people..



Real men shoot or hang themselves.

Real men don't commit suicide. They deal with their problems and get through them regardless of outcome.



The only REAL man I can think of that commited suicide was Ernest Hemingway and that was due to mental derangement caused by a genetic disease.



Last year a 17 year old wrapped his car around a tree and died a few blocks from were I live. It was deemed a suicide when a note was found by his parents....I heard he was distraught over climate change, the election of Trump, the prospect of being involved in a school shooting, nazis, fascists and all the usual terrible shit we all face with life in the US...He was also openly gay or so he claimed... ac_dunno

A 17 year old hasnt even tasted life yet..



He should have been committed to a mental hospital.

But the current policy is to keep these people on the streets.

Or on forums.

[Anonymous]

These people are assholes..



If I were a train operator, I would be glad if I got to crush these fuckers with my train.

That's nothing...  You should see the shit people pull in front of big rigs.  Train operators have it easy.

Crashing your car into an incoming semi-truck seems to be a common way of committing suicide..



These weaklings should grow a pair and hang themselves like a man instead of endangering other people..



Real men shoot or hang themselves.

Real men don't commit suicide. They deal with their problems and get through them regardless of outcome.



The only REAL man I can think of that commited suicide was Ernest Hemingway and that was due to mental derangement caused by a genetic disease.



Last year a 17 year old wrapped his car around a tree and died a few blocks from were I live. It was deemed a suicide when a note was found by his parents....I heard he was distraught over climate change, the election of Trump, the prospect of being involved in a school shooting, nazis, fascists and all the usual terrible shit we all face with life in the US...He was also openly gay or so he claimed... ac_dunno

A 17 year old hasnt even tasted life yet..



He should have been committed to a mental hospital.

But the current policy is to keep these people on the streets.

Or on forums.

You are under the weather right now. Try Doan's Pills for relief.

[Anonymous]

These people are assholes..



If I were a train operator, I would be glad if I got to crush these fuckers with my train.

That's nothing...  You should see the shit people pull in front of big rigs.  Train operators have it easy.

Crashing your car into an incoming semi-truck seems to be a common way of committing suicide..



These weaklings should grow a pair and hang themselves like a man instead of endangering other people..



Real men shoot or hang themselves.

Real men don't commit suicide. They deal with their problems and get through them regardless of outcome.



The only REAL man I can think of that commited suicide was Ernest Hemingway and that was due to mental derangement caused by a genetic disease.



Last year a 17 year old wrapped his car around a tree and died a few blocks from were I live. It was deemed a suicide when a note was found by his parents....I heard he was distraught over climate change, the election of Trump, the prospect of being involved in a school shooting, nazis, fascists and all the usual terrible shit we all face with life in the US...He was also openly gay or so he claimed... ac_dunno

A 17 year old hasnt even tasted life yet..



He should have been committed to a mental hospital.

But the current policy is to keep these people on the streets.

Or on forums.

You are under the weather right now. Try Doan's Pills for relief.

You really want Shen Li don't you Mel.

[Anonymous]

You really want Shen Li don't you Mel.

He doesn't really like me. He just wants my ASS.

[Anonymous]

You really want Shen Li don't you Mel.

He doesn't really like me. He just wants my ASS.

He wants kiebers' ass.

[Renee]

You really want Shen Li don't you Mel.

He doesn't really like me. He just wants my ASS.

Mel would rather have anyone's ass but his own...His is ruined...

[Anonymous]

You really want Shen Li don't you Mel.

He doesn't really like me. He just wants my ASS.

Mel would rather have anyone's ass but his own...His is ruined...

 ac_toofunny

[Anonymous]

My ass has been doing OK lately!  Nonetheless, when this Covid bullshit is over, I might just get it surgically welded just to be sure...