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A message to Shen Li

Started by Blurt, August 23, 2020, 02:07:39 PM

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Blurt

Shen, I hear you're goimg through a rough time, lately.



I just want you to know that I'm here for you if you need to talk.



I'm not a shrink, nor a therapist, nor even a mental health counsellor. I'm just someone who has a lot of experience with people going through rough times and reaching out to such folks is what I do for a living.



I'm a good listener. I'm objective. And I care.



And, if you bring the leather, I'll bring the K-Y.
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Anonymous

Take hetr to the vet, she needs to be put down. She likely has distemper. She is angry at her father.

Anonymous


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Forgive me Shen, but that was too FUNNY to not laff
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Anonymous

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Forgive me Shen, but that was too FUNNY to not laff

Was there a sexual connotation in my comment?

Odinson

A gift for Shen... To help in these troubling times.



I know she likes this color.



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Forgive me Shen, but that was too FUNNY to not laff

Was there a sexual connotation in my comment?

No. I was struck my funny bone on face value. I was a funny line.



Clearly there is in Odi's
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Anonymous

Quote from: Blurt post_id=377070 time=1598206059 user_id=1974
Shen, I hear you're goimg through a rough time, lately.



I just want you to know that I'm here for you if you need to talk.



I'm not a shrink, nor a therapist, nor even a mental health counsellor. I'm just someone who has a lot of experience with people going through rough times and reaching out to such folks is what I do for a living.



I'm a good listener. I'm objective. And I care.



And, if you bring the leather, I'll bring the K-Y.

It's a date.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=377221 time=1598243992 user_id=56
Quote from: Blurt post_id=377070 time=1598206059 user_id=1974
Shen, I hear you're goimg through a rough time, lately.



I just want you to know that I'm here for you if you need to talk.



I'm not a shrink, nor a therapist, nor even a mental health counsellor. I'm just someone who has a lot of experience with people going through rough times and reaching out to such folks is what I do for a living.



I'm a good listener. I'm objective. And I care.



And, if you bring the leather, I'll bring the K-Y.

It's a date.


I here there are some rough "tricks" out there. Be careful of black and Indians as clientele.

Anonymous

Quote from: Streetwise post_id=377240 time=1598251761
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=377221 time=1598243992 user_id=56
Quote from: Blurt post_id=377070 time=1598206059 user_id=1974
Shen, I hear you're goimg through a rough time, lately.



I just want you to know that I'm here for you if you need to talk.



I'm not a shrink, nor a therapist, nor even a mental health counsellor. I'm just someone who has a lot of experience with people going through rough times and reaching out to such folks is what I do for a living.



I'm a good listener. I'm objective. And I care.



And, if you bring the leather, I'll bring the K-Y.

It's a date.


I here there are some rough "tricks" out there. Be careful of black and Indians as clientele.

I'm a trick and I'm not black or Indian.

Renee

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Quote from: Streetwise post_id=377240 time=1598251761
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=377221 time=1598243992 user_id=56
Quote from: Blurt post_id=377070 time=1598206059 user_id=1974
Shen, I hear you're goimg through a rough time, lately.



I just want you to know that I'm here for you if you need to talk.



I'm not a shrink, nor a therapist, nor even a mental health counsellor. I'm just someone who has a lot of experience with people going through rough times and reaching out to such folks is what I do for a living.



I'm a good listener. I'm objective. And I care.



And, if you bring the leather, I'll bring the K-Y.

It's a date.


I here there are some rough "tricks" out there. Be careful of black and Indians as clientele.

I'm a trick and I'm not black or Indian.


Yeah but look what happened to your asshole.  :ohmy: You need to check the diameter of the peg before you try to shove it into the hole. Maybe invest in a good micrometer.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Blurt

You mean "picometer," don't you?



Americans are so generous.
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Renee

Quote from: Blurt post_id=377278 time=1598283319 user_id=1974
You mean "picometer," don't you?



Americans are so generous.


Come on Blurt...I was being my usual nice.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Blurt

Aimin\' to misbehave.

Odinson

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