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Elk eating my lawn...

Started by Anonymous, August 25, 2020, 06:22:42 AM

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#15
August 25, 2020, 04:17:18 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=377543 time=1598382677 user_id=156
Someone must have left the lid off a garbage can around here. I saw a big greasey rat creeping around recently. I Think it might be someone's pet as it was wearing a pair of yellow monkey pants.

And a straight jacket.

Anonymous

#16
August 25, 2020, 06:34:39 PM
Quote from: "Kill it" post_id=377557 time=1598386186


He should kill the elk for food. The cost is a single bullet for all that fresh meat.






If it's fresh meat you're looking for I can fix you up sailor.  :icon_wink:





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#17
August 25, 2020, 08:49:42 PM
Quote from: "Joe from Memebee" post_id=377580 time=1598394879
Quote from: "Kill it" post_id=377557 time=1598386186


He should kill the elk for food. The cost is a single bullet for all that fresh meat.






If it's fresh meat you're looking for I can fix you up sailor.  :icon_wink:





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you sick queer, all you have is 2 peas and a baby carrot

Anonymous

#18
August 25, 2020, 09:25:34 PM
ac_wub  call me


Quote from: "Joe from Memebee" post_id=377580 time=1598394879
Quote from: "Kill it" post_id=377557 time=1598386186


He should kill the elk for food. The cost is a single bullet for all that fresh meat.






If it's fresh meat you're looking for I can fix you up sailor.  :icon_wink:





https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-07228c30e7134a5401f945f8227a0670.webp">

Renee

#19
August 26, 2020, 07:44:22 AM
Quote from: "Kill it" post_id=377557 time=1598386186
Quote from: "Ol'Fisheye" post_id=377476 time=1598352804
Elk...Turkeys...garden vegetables and potatoes, you'll never need to grocery shop again. Spend the savings on beer.


He should kill the elk for food. The cost is a single bullet for all that fresh meat.


The only thing Mel is ever going to kill is his liver.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

Blurt

#20
August 26, 2020, 10:09:36 AM
Why was Melk grazing at 3:22 a.m.?
Aimin\' to misbehave.

kiebers

#21
August 26, 2020, 10:21:05 AM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=377647 time=1598450976 user_id=1974
Why was Melk grazing at 3:22 a.m.?

One's shrug of the shoulders is pretty much the same as anothers... ac_dunno
I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Renee

#22
August 26, 2020, 11:15:55 AM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=377647 time=1598450976 user_id=1974
Why was Melk grazing at 3:22 a.m.?


More like "what" was Melk grazing at 3:22 AM but I think we all know the answer to that.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

Frood

#23
August 26, 2020, 06:47:27 PM
Hot pockets and pop tarts...
Blahhhhhh...

Odinson

#24
August 26, 2020, 07:14:27 PM
Elk steaks... MMmm delicious..



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Frood

#25
August 26, 2020, 07:19:43 PM
Ooooo.....ohhhhhh.....ahhhhhhhh....
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

#26
August 26, 2020, 10:58:42 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=377770 time=1598483667 user_id=136
Elk steaks... MMmm delicious..



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That does look good. Mel should kill all the animals in his yard and eat them. Odi, do you eat Raindeer in Finland? I heard you do and that it is quite good.

Anonymous

#27
August 27, 2020, 07:00:34 AM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=377647 time=1598450976 user_id=1974
Why was Melk grazing at 3:22 a.m.?

You come to the Koots, and I'll work the Tranny right outta ya Blurtski!

Anonymous

#28
August 27, 2020, 07:50:53 AM
Quote from: Renee post_id=377493 time=1598363634 user_id=156
Wow, an animal on your front lawn.

Enjoy your Negroes in Jersey...

Renee

#29
August 27, 2020, 09:55:31 AM
Quote from: Mel post_id=377856 time=1598529053
Quote from: Renee post_id=377493 time=1598363634 user_id=156
Wow, an animal on your front lawn.

Enjoy your Negroes in Jersey...


Enjoy your liver failure in BC.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.
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