Beards are so ugly.

[Anonymous]

Why anyone would want to grow a beard is beyond me. I see a person with a beard, I see a person who has given up on life. Decided to become an ugly cave man. Just ugly hair to catch their stinky food with. If they smoke is even more gross. Yellow stained beards.

[Anonymous]

Totally.

 

[Anonymous]

Why anyone would want to grow a beard is beyond me. I see a person with a beard, I see a person who has given up on life. Decided to become an ugly cave man. Just ugly hair to catch their stinky food with. If they smoke is even more gross. Yellow stained beards.

I have a beard, but I do not let it get long. Women find it masculine, You aint getting anything but rubber dolls. It is too bad your balls never dropped and you can't grow one.

[Anonymous]

Even if Eddie could grow a beard, he still would never get a woman he could not deflate and store in his dresser drawer.

[Odinson]

Eddie looks like one of those guys who cant grow a nice beard..



Their beards look like a bunch of pubes.

[Anonymous]

Doesn't surprise me that herman has an ugly hobo beard.

[Anonymous]

Eddie looks like one of those guys who cant grow a nice beard..



Their beards look like a bunch of pubes.

He cannot grow muscles or a beard. You need testosterone for both. Thank God that freak of nature never reproduced.

[Anonymous]

Lean 6' tall 200 lb man who has a black belt in Karate and was trained in boxing by Rick Funk. I am scared of nobody.

[Anonymous]

Fat 5 tall 250 lb man with a big gut who has a black blow up woman bought on eBay. I am scared of my own shadow.

[Frood]

Lean 6' tall 200 lb man who has a black belt in Karate and was trained in boxing by Rick Funk. I am scared of nobody.

Not even Mr. Ford, Mr. Chevy, Mr. Toyota, or Mr. Nissan?

[Anonymous]

Ed can't grow a beard. Puberty never kicked in.  ac_lmfao

[Berry Sweet]

Eddie you are Native, right? Most Native males don't have much body hair and facial hair grows in patches.



I like beards if they are well kept, just nothing zz top like.  Some guys may have a small jaw or just a jawline that doesn't suit them...the beard can fill that out and make them appear more balanced.

[Anonymous]

Eddie you are Native, right? Most Native males don't have much body hair and facial hair grows in patches.



I like beards if they are well kept, just nothing zz top like.  Some guys may have a small jaw or just a jawline that doesn't suit them...the beard can fill that out and make them appear more balanced.

Ed can't grow a beard.

[Anonymous]

Eddie you are Native, right? Most Native males don't have much body hair and facial hair grows in patches.

You should know you fuked one

[Anonymous]

Eddie you are Native, right? Most Native males don't have much body hair and facial hair grows in patches.



I like beards if they are well kept, just nothing zz top like.  Some guys may have a small jaw or just a jawline that doesn't suit them...the beard can fill that out and make them appear more balanced.

Don't be dumb. I am a blue eyed, white skinned Caucasian man.