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Beards are so ugly.

Started by Anonymous, August 26, 2020, 03:43:53 PM

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Anonymous

#15
August 26, 2020, 09:07:21 PM
Like all chugs, Ed has a big gut with skinny legs and arms. ac_toofunny

Anonymous

#16
August 26, 2020, 09:27:58 PM
Like all gooks you don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

Biggie Smiles

#17
August 26, 2020, 10:18:11 PM
Quote from: Edward post_id=377720 time=1598471033
Why anyone would want to grow a beard is beyond me. I see a person with a beard, I see a person who has given up on life. Decided to become an ugly cave man. Just ugly hair to catch their stinky food with. If they smoke is even more gross. Yellow stained beards.


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Eddud's mom withheld the SSDI check from him this month and he's feeling some type of way

Anonymous

#18
August 28, 2020, 02:09:48 PM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=377803 time=1598494691 user_id=3214
Quote from: Edward post_id=377720 time=1598471033
Why anyone would want to grow a beard is beyond me. I see a person with a beard, I see a person who has given up on life. Decided to become an ugly cave man. Just ugly hair to catch their stinky food with. If they smoke is even more gross. Yellow stained beards.


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Eddud's mom withheld the SSDI check from him this month and he's feeling some type of way

That and I still cannot grow facial hair like a real man.

Blurt

#19
August 28, 2020, 02:20:22 PM
Not hard to imagine a clean-shaven manboy wearing monkey pants.



Gotta keep things clean for the ladies. Face bristles can damage rubber surfaces, I've heard.
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Anonymous

#20
August 28, 2020, 02:33:06 PM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=378002 time=1598638822 user_id=1974
Face bristles can damage rubber surfaces, I've heard.

I am sure Eddie the can confirm that.

cc

#21
August 28, 2020, 02:36:49 PM
I doubt eddy has enough male hormone in him to grow hair on his face



And then there's melanie   ac_unsure
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Anonymous

#22
August 28, 2020, 02:38:37 PM
Quote from: cc post_id=378004 time=1598639809 user_id=88
I doubt eddy is man enough to grow hair on his face



And then there's melanie  :confused1:

Eddie can't grow facial hair and he is jealous of us real men that can.

Renee

#23
August 28, 2020, 03:43:42 PM
Little Eddie isn't allowed to grow a beard. Evs hates it when her ankles get scratched up by his facial stubble.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

Anonymous

#24
August 28, 2020, 04:53:59 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=378022 time=1598643822 user_id=156
Little Eddie isn't allowed to grow a beard. Evs hates it when her ankles get scratched up by his facial stubble.

Than it's a good thing she picked a crazy Indian like little Eddie as her deranged pet.

Anonymous

#25
August 28, 2020, 07:50:48 PM
I am thinking about growing out my beard again. My beautiful wife loves it. Like all real men, my beard grows quick.
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