I'm starting a new forum next week for semi-retired flamers...

[Blurt]

- It will be an open forum;



- Membership by approval only;



- All members will be global moderators;



- Each member will, in turn, work a six-day stint as admin;



- Eligible candidates will have had to win at least one flame match between the years 1995 and 2020;



- Candidates who request membership will automatically disqualify themselves;



- Weekly prizes for most creative use of member PI



- No other TOS.





I'll be calling the place The Frigid Pyre.

[Biggie Smiles]

Lucky for you that you have a credit card so this may actually be a possibility for you

[Anonymous]

Lucky for you that you have a credit card so this may actually be a possibility for you

Jesus H, I didn't know until last night what a frickin bum old Marty is. He aint no man.

[Biggie Smiles]

Lucky for you that you have a credit card so this may actually be a possibility for you

Jesus H, I didn't know until last night what a frickin bum old Marty is. He aint no man.

He's a bum with a forum tho



#winning  ac_toofunny

[Anonymous]

Lucky for you that you have a credit card so this may actually be a possibility for you

Jesus H, I didn't know until last night what a frickin bum old Marty is. He aint no man.

He's a bum with a forum tho



#winning  ac_toofunny

If I met the guy, I would probably give him a boot in the ass. He is close to fifty and he is about as responsible as a fifteen year old.



I was getting hot under the collar reading about the wanker.

[Anonymous]

I'll be calling the place The Frigid Pyre.

Maybe you should call it Blurtsome, and restrict registered membership to only your three favourite posters so you can bore the world to death with uninteresting topics...

[Anonymous]

I'll be calling the place The Frigid Pyre.

Maybe you should call it Blurtsome, and restrict registered membership to only your three favourite posters so you can bore the world to death with uninteresting topics...

If Blurt does start a new forum we all know you'd be there between the hours of 2 and 6 am every morning whining that nobody loves you, you short effeminate hideous little bloodclot.

[Dove]

Lucky for you that you have a credit card so this may actually be a possibility for you

Jesus H, I didn't know until last night what a frickin bum old Marty is. He aint no man.

He's a bum with a forum tho



#winning  ac_toofunny

If I met the guy, I would probably give him a boot in the ass. He is close to fifty and he is about as responsible as a fifteen year old.



I was getting hot under the collar reading about the wanker.

 He has no clue how fucking retarded he looks and is, either.

[Blurt]

I'll be calling the place The Frigid Pyre.

Maybe you should call it Blurtsome, and restrict registered membership to only your three favourite posters so you can bore the world to death with uninteresting topics...

Oh, Blurtsome still exists, Melski.



It's actually thriving. You didn't know?



Guess you had to be there.



Or not.

[cc]

I don't qualify, but maybe because I'm so niceeeee?



Provide melanie is there to kick around of course

[Anonymous]

Oh, Blurtsome still exists, Melski.



It's actually thriving. You didn't know?



Guess you had to be there.



Or not.

It only exists in your mind, dear Blurtski!  I think the chemicals in your cheap wigs are seeping into your brain, clouding your realities!

[Berry Sweet]

Semi-retired.. like 60+?

[Anonymous]

Is that faggot forum the square peg still there

[Anonymous]

It sure does sailor....you shud 'meat' me thar sometime eh.

[Blurt]

Semi-retired.. like 60+?

Nah, Ber.



More like for those who've sort of abandoned flaming, but not really, maybe. Those who are tired of being forced to insult strangers online. Those who bring a Bic disposable lighter to a flame match and make sport of the clunkiness of their opponents' flamethrower. You know the type.



Them as whose fuse is fizzling out, as whose TNT stick is a soggy petard, as who've half-heartedly embraced their new "no-yuo-ness." They need love, too, you know?



Bricktop is overseeing the construction of the rafters as we speak.