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If you had to impregnate Shen Li....

Started by Frood, November 27, 2020, 09:12:42 AM

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#15
November 28, 2020, 01:50:13 AM
Quote from: Thiel post_id=392188 time=1606545963 user_id=1688
Quote from: cc post_id=392187 time=1606545799 user_id=88
Oh, she is I assure you



I know because she told me

And let me guess, more than once.

I should warn you that I am the mighty Iron Chink. I'm feared throughout the land. You would be wise to keep that in mind.

Thiel

#16
November 28, 2020, 01:55:39 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=392189 time=1606546213 user_id=56
Quote from: Thiel post_id=392188 time=1606545963 user_id=1688
Quote from: cc post_id=392187 time=1606545799 user_id=88
Oh, she is I assure you



I know because she told me

And let me guess, more than once.

I should warn you that I am the mighty Iron Chink. I'm feared throughout the land. You would be wise to keep that in mind.

I will keep that in mind.
gay, conservative and proud

Frood

#17
November 28, 2020, 09:01:37 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=392177 time=1606542589 user_id=56
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=392171 time=1606540150 user_id=1676
Quote from: "Twentie Dollars" post_id=392164 time=1606538924
She should cum down to Costa Rica and take my sperm. We would make nice looking babies together.


You'd spit in a bag for her?

The creepy little pimple faced dork wants me. I can't blame him for that.


I want you for a concubine only... to breed various mixed race strains from me but with yellow skin and a penchant for tiny bum-bum's...



I'd propose to you with an edible engagement ring made from cuttlefish slices...



....you know you want to accept such an offer.  :thumbup:
Blahhhhhh...

Blurt

#18
November 29, 2020, 11:50:12 AM
Shen Li is impregnable.



Priscilla's on the ramparts standing next to a vat of boiling sesame oil.
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Anonymous

#19
November 29, 2020, 02:22:05 PM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=392313 time=1606668612 user_id=1974
Shen Li is impregnable.



Priscilla's on the ramparts standing next to a vat of boiling sesame oil.

Quite the opposite. Mommy wants more grandchildren. I'm done getting pregnant.

Odinson

#20
November 29, 2020, 02:45:22 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=392341 time=1606677725 user_id=56
Quote from: Blurt post_id=392313 time=1606668612 user_id=1974
Shen Li is impregnable.



Priscilla's on the ramparts standing next to a vat of boiling sesame oil.

Quite the opposite. Mommy wants more grandchildren. I'm done getting pregnant.


Hey Shen!



What is long, hard and full of seamen?

Anonymous

#21
November 29, 2020, 02:46:32 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=392353 time=1606679122 user_id=136
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=392341 time=1606677725 user_id=56
Quote from: Blurt post_id=392313 time=1606668612 user_id=1974
Shen Li is impregnable.



Priscilla's on the ramparts standing next to a vat of boiling sesame oil.

Quite the opposite. Mommy wants more grandchildren. I'm done getting pregnant.


Hey Shen!



What is long, hard and full of seamen?

Did you have to spell it that way. :yuk:

Renee

#22
November 30, 2020, 08:22:36 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=392341 time=1606677725 user_id=56
Quote from: Blurt post_id=392313 time=1606668612 user_id=1974
Shen Li is impregnable.



Priscilla's on the ramparts standing next to a vat of boiling sesame oil.

Quite the opposite. Mommy wants more grandchildren. I'm done getting pregnant.


Good thing because no one wants to see a pregnant lady pulling a rickshaw.



Then again, maybe some of your customers will feel sorry for you and tip better.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

Anonymous

#23
November 30, 2020, 08:31:32 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=392531 time=1606785756 user_id=156
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=392341 time=1606677725 user_id=56
Quote from: Blurt post_id=392313 time=1606668612 user_id=1974
Shen Li is impregnable.



Priscilla's on the ramparts standing next to a vat of boiling sesame oil.

Quite the opposite. Mommy wants more grandchildren. I'm done getting pregnant.


Good thing because no one wants to see a pregnant lady pulling a rickshaw.



Then again, maybe some of your customers will feel sorry for you and tip better.

You would think so, but there are tightwads like me out there.

Renee

#24
December 01, 2020, 12:46:13 PM
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=392532 time=1606786292 user_id=114
Quote from: Renee post_id=392531 time=1606785756 user_id=156
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=392341 time=1606677725 user_id=56
Quote from: Blurt post_id=392313 time=1606668612 user_id=1974
Shen Li is impregnable.



Priscilla's on the ramparts standing next to a vat of boiling sesame oil.

Quite the opposite. Mommy wants more grandchildren. I'm done getting pregnant.


Good thing because no one wants to see a pregnant lady pulling a rickshaw.



Then again, maybe some of your customers will feel sorry for you and tip better.

You would think so, but there are tightwads like me out there.


Well that's the chance you take when you work in the service industry.... :laugh3:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.
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