I'm making a new household rule

[Frood]

...at my home.



Adding to the already existing "no pineapple on pizza inside the house" rule, the polluted pie can not be eaten with hands anywhere on the property.



If people want to eat mutt pizza, they can get down on all fours like a dog.



 

[Oliver Clotheshoffe]

Pineapple on a pizza is acceptable only if it is accompanied with ham for a Hawaiian style pizza. No other combination is allowed.

[Blazor]

....and bacon. Pineapple, ham, and bacon.

[Anonymous]

We don't order food because they won't deliver out to my farm. But, if I pick up a pie in Kindersley, I want everything, but the kitchen sink on it. Load it up. One of my personal favourite toppings is artichoke hearts.

[Frood]

You perverts!  



Tomato is the only permitted fruit on a pizza!  

[Blazor]

You perverts!  



Tomato is the only permitted fruit on a pizza!  

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[Frood]

We pizza purebreds will stop you vile pineapple injectors!

[Bricktop]

Pineapple and pepperoni do not mix well.



And I like pepperoni.

[Frood]

I like pineapple in a can....



As long as it stays there.

[Blazor]

Pfft, pizza purebreds.



You think you know pizza. But you merely adopted the pizza; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a pizza man, by then it was nothing to me but PIZZA!

[Anonymous]

Pineapple and pepperoni do not mix well.



And I like pepperoni.

You got to have pepperoni on a pizza.

[Frood]

Pfft, pizza purebreds.



You think you know pizza. But you merely adopted the pizza; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a pizza man, by then it was nothing to me but PIZZA!

Pizza the Hutt was my father....





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[Blazor]

Pfft, pizza purebreds.



You think you know pizza. But you merely adopted the pizza; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a pizza man, by then it was nothing to me but PIZZA!

Pizza the Hutt was my father....





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Are you my long lost brother? Mine too!!!



My mother became a stuffed crust, and thus I was born.

[Frood]

Pfft, pizza purebreds.



You think you know pizza. But you merely adopted the pizza; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a pizza man, by then it was nothing to me but PIZZA!

Pizza the Hutt was my father....





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Are you my long lost brother? Mine too!!!



My mother became a stuffed crust, and thus I was born.

My mum met him at a delivery. She wanted a sausage but he gave her a large pepperoni.



Apparently she couldn't walk for hours after that.

[Blazor]

Pfft, pizza purebreds.



You think you know pizza. But you merely adopted the pizza; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a pizza man, by then it was nothing to me but PIZZA!

Pizza the Hutt was my father....





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Are you my long lost brother? Mine too!!!



My mother became a stuffed crust, and thus I was born.

My mum met him at a delivery. She wanted a sausage but he gave her a large pepperoni.



Apparently she couldn't walk for hours after that.

 



Yup, sounds like he stuffed her crust. We could be related lol.