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Biggie Smiles

#5100
July 19, 2023, 11:24:01 AM
Quote from: Dove post_id=508489 time=1689780030 user_id=3266




 Fast forward a few years and she admitted to me over the phone that when she met you....


So she sensed the disgust aye?



Yeah, when I saw her lumbering across the airport gate I knew I was going to be doing everything in my power not to fuck her.



but she definitely didn't take no for an answer and on the night before she left, something very horrible happened



something I'd really like to put behind me... like satan

Dove

#5101
July 19, 2023, 11:27:23 AM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=508490 time=1689780241 user_id=3214
Quote from: Dove post_id=508489 time=1689780030 user_id=3266




 Fast forward a few years and she admitted to me over the phone that when she met you....


So she sensed the disgust aye?



Yeah, when I saw her lumbering across the airport gate I knew I was going to be doing everything in my power not to fuck her.



but she definitely didn't take no for an answer and on the night before she left, something very horrible happened



something I'd really like to put behind me... like satan


 I guess she did. "Difficult to connect with" should have been her sign to reevaluate the relationship she wanted to believe she had with you lol.



 She HAD to know she wasn't your type. Way too blonde and pasty and large. The kind of men who find women like me and Flea attractive are usually not interested in paler women. Oh well. She's so full of herself (and everything else) she probably thinks she's an exception to everything including attraction.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Biggie Smiles

#5102
July 19, 2023, 11:30:35 AM
Quote from: Dove post_id=508493 time=1689780443 user_id=3266
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=508490 time=1689780241 user_id=3214




So she sensed the disgust aye?



Yeah, when I saw her lumbering across the airport gate I knew I was going to be doing everything in my power not to fuck her.



but she definitely didn't take no for an answer and on the night before she left, something very horrible happened



something I'd really like to put behind me... like satan


 I guess she did. "Difficult to connect with" should have been her sign to reevaluate the relationship she wanted to believe she had with you lol.



 She HAD to know she wasn't your type. Way too blonde and pasty and large. The kind of men who find women like me and Flea attractive are usually not interested in paler women. Oh well. She's so full of herself (and everything else) she probably thinks she's an exception to everything including attraction.


You know what was really difficult?



Doggie style



 that ass crack canyon has to be at least 2 ft deep



I'm not kidding -- she assumed that position and it looked like some glow in the dark alien life form had just landed on my bed

Dove

#5103
July 19, 2023, 11:33:58 AM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=508496 time=1689780635 user_id=3214
Quote from: Dove post_id=508493 time=1689780443 user_id=3266




 I guess she did. "Difficult to connect with" should have been her sign to reevaluate the relationship she wanted to believe she had with you lol.



 She HAD to know she wasn't your type. Way too blonde and pasty and large. The kind of men who find women like me and Flea attractive are usually not interested in paler women. Oh well. She's so full of herself (and everything else) she probably thinks she's an exception to everything including attraction.


You know what was really difficult?



Doggie style



 that ass crack canyon has to be at least 2 ft deep



I'm not kidding -- she assumed that position and it looked like some glow in the dark alien life form had just landed on my bed


 I can't believe she was telling people you couldn't stay hard as if that was somehow on you.



 Like it didn't enter her dumb head that it wasn't you but the fact she didn't do it for you at all.



 Notice that hasn't came up in a while LOL
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Biggie Smiles

#5104
July 19, 2023, 11:35:00 AM
Quote from: Dove post_id=508499 time=1689780838 user_id=3266




 I can't believe she was telling people you couldn't stay hard as if that was somehow on you.






She's damn right I couldn't stay hard.. I ain't crazy



her bum ass man must really need a place to stay to be fucking that on the regular



sheesh... what a horrible fate

Dove

#5105
July 19, 2023, 11:43:31 AM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=508500 time=1689780900 user_id=3214
Quote from: Dove post_id=508499 time=1689780838 user_id=3266




 I can't believe she was telling people you couldn't stay hard as if that was somehow on you.






She's damn right I couldn't stay hard.. I ain't crazy



her bum ass man must really need a place to stay to be fucking that on the regular



sheesh... what a horrible fate


 He looks like such a bum too  :roll:



 Her AND Poofer love blasting how hard they fail at turning people on. Idiots.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Lokmar

#5106
July 19, 2023, 11:46:09 AM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=508441 time=1689775062 user_id=3214
Quote from: Oerdin post_id=508440 time=1689774874 user_id=3374




That is some of the dumbest shit I ever heard.


Do you know farmer?



He was the forum owner of a now defunct board named CosmicOutpost



He tormented Lily relentlessly and all the while that was happening MooDOck was busy behind the scenes begging for his cock. When he turned her down she jumped in her car to drive over 500 miles to beg High Flyin Brian for some cock. Paid for the motel 6 stay too



#the desperation is real


LOL! HFB still gets shit for that once in a while!

Biggie Smiles

#5107
July 19, 2023, 11:51:21 AM
Quote from: Lokmar post_id=508505 time=1689781569 user_id=3351
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=508441 time=1689775062 user_id=3214




Do you know farmer?



He was the forum owner of a now defunct board named CosmicOutpost



He tormented Lily relentlessly and all the while that was happening MooDOck was busy behind the scenes begging for his cock. When he turned her down she jumped in her car to drive over 500 miles to beg High Flyin Brian for some cock. Paid for the motel 6 stay too



#the desperation is real


LOL! HFB still gets shit for that once in a while!


I can imagine



FRW goes in  ac_lmfao

Lokmar

#5108
July 19, 2023, 11:54:52 AM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=508490 time=1689780241 user_id=3214
Quote from: Dove post_id=508489 time=1689780030 user_id=3266




 Fast forward a few years and she admitted to me over the phone that when she met you....


So she sensed the disgust aye?



Yeah, when I saw her lumbering across the airport gate I knew I was going to be doing everything in my power not to fuck her.



but she definitely didn't take no for an answer and on the night before she left, something very horrible happened



something I'd really like to put behind me... like satan


 :roll:





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DKG

#5109
July 19, 2023, 12:02:16 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=508502 time=1689781411 user_id=3266
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=508500 time=1689780900 user_id=3214




She's damn right I couldn't stay hard.. I ain't crazy



her bum ass man must really need a place to stay to be fucking that on the regular



sheesh... what a horrible fate


 He looks like such a bum too  :roll:



 Her AND Poofer love blasting how hard they fail at turning people on. Idiots.

Are you saying they have faces for radio. :laugh3:

Erica Mena

#5110
July 19, 2023, 12:22:30 PM
Fucking Biggie. That hoe is tacky asf. Who wears pearls with red lipstick ??
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DKG

#5111
July 19, 2023, 12:31:11 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=508524 time=1689783750 user_id=2845
Fucking Biggie. That hoe is tacky asf. Who wears pearls with red lipstick ??

Admin? Just kidding.

Dove

#5112
July 19, 2023, 12:41:21 PM
Quote from: DKG post_id=508510 time=1689782536 user_id=3390
Quote from: Dove post_id=508502 time=1689781411 user_id=3266




 He looks like such a bum too  :roll:



 Her AND Poofer love blasting how hard they fail at turning people on. Idiots.

Are you saying they have faces for radio. :laugh3:


 I'm saying it wasn't worth the reputation that came with it lol
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

#5113
July 19, 2023, 12:41:41 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=508524 time=1689783750 user_id=2845
Fucking Biggie. That hoe is tacky asf. Who wears pearls with red lipstick ??


  ac_lmfao
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

DKG

#5114
July 19, 2023, 12:47:54 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=508533 time=1689784881 user_id=3266
Quote from: DKG post_id=508510 time=1689782536 user_id=3390


Are you saying they have faces for radio. :laugh3:


 I'm saying it wasn't worth the reputation that came with it lol

I know. I am trying to be funny in my clumsy, nerdy way.
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