Forum gossip thread

[Dove]

Im pretty picky, I've turned down plenty of fat chicks and faggits, lulz.

I've only been in 2 relationships if that tells you anything. But both combined was 26-27 years worth.

Every Lady I get interested in, is usually taken, or they run when they hear I have a 24 year old Son hahahahha.

Most folks ALWAYS say I look 30 these days. I'll attract younger ones because of that, but they run like I said because of my Son's age lol. While talking, they usually ask "do you have any kids?", Im fucked at that point, not the good fucked either! Most Ladies near my age, look like they could be my Mom! Not all, but those are usually taken as well. They are ALWAYS taken!!! Finding a decent gal these days is like finding a needle in a haystack!

Think I'll text this one gal tomorrow. She is in my Sea Shanty group, and a bit younger than me, but I've caught her checking me out multiple times lately out the corner of my eye lol. See if she wants to go hike and have dinner Sunday. Im gonna ask her if she wants to start a duet singing group too, she sings good, I do too lately. Most of the rest of the couples in our Shanty group also perform at places as their own musical group, not Shanties, like instruments and stuff.

Wanna hear something fucked up lol. My Son's ex wants to fuck me, thinks Im a DILF hahahaha. I let my Son know it aint happening, that I've ignored her. I do have morals, even though its been a while lol.

Is this that one woman you were telling me about? Because I think you should ditch that one.

No married or taken bread crumbers!!

Ex daughter in law? Fucking gross. My first ex husband banged my mother while him and I were still married while I was teaching pre school and taking care of my dying grandmother. We were only married a year and a half and that half was waiting for the divorce to be final.


Odi here would likely call my ex an "alpha".....but really he is just a miserable sex/porn addict.

[Dove]

You dont want that challenge, most Asian Men have small peepees.

 I know. I thought about that route and the asain suicide rates. The fact that asain men are not exactly in demand in the dating sewer.
 
 But I figured what I said was funnier lol 

 Maybe they eat pussy really good to make up for it?

[Blazor]

Is this that one woman you were telling me about? Because I think you should ditch that one.

No married or taken bread crumbers!!

Ex daughter in law?

No no no lol, Im WAY beyond that one lol. This is a good Christian gal, and single. But I feel like Im not her type to a degree, plus my age. I been winning her over the past several months at practice, because I always make sure what I cook/bake is gluten free so she can eat it. And I cook/bake REAL good hahaha. I made my Mom's favorite cake at the last practice (would of been Mom's birthday), a Black Forest Cake, turned out awesome!

Exactly, I dont mess with other Men's Ladies, aint right.

Same with my Son's exes lol, aint right lol. Nah, she jus an ex gf, my Son hasnt married yet, but might marry the one he with right now. She a good girl. They recently got their own home, and they both drive the same trucks lol, its cute, Im proud of him.

[Herman]

Shen in all due respect, out of the two of us you sound absolutely dreadful
 
 You are literally sitting on a forum seething over a stranger and legit yelping because YOU don't think my children should even exist

 Like I would laugh my ass off if you sat in front of my beautiful, bad ass 20 year old and told her she never should have never been born because you think her mother gets too much dick and that makes you big mad.

 The casual gutting my child would deliver would be hilarious. Both my adult Gen Z daughters would.

 You really are NOT a good representation of lifelong monogamy. Thankfully Cascur, Frood, Prowler and Flea are because you really make it look like shit. Total misery.    Oh yeah Breaky too. Him and his hot wife are adorable.

 If all I had to see was Shens....good lort I would completely ditch any hopeful delusions of love I still harbor.

 I mean goddamn. Hate on me all you want....I dgaf. Other people find it annoying and I don't blame them because it's pretty repetitive and futile. But like....imagine being mad that people you don't know (who are better than you even) were born.

 You should be grateful as fuck you are here and alive and not be so cocky and entitled that you actually dictate in your mind what other human beings should have been denied the chance to be here.

 I couldn't be like that.

 And maybe that's because I DO pull more dick. Definitely not EVERY man I know.  But clearly more than you.

 Maybe you are so angry because you want to leave your marriage and lack the courage or resources or are trapped by cultural expectations. Because it's just so personal for you, isn't it?

 It's okay to not be marriage material. I'm not marriage material. Forcing it just sours us, right? Embrace who you are.

 Of all the divorced people here. You know Big has a few divorces, a couple kids he raised alone and his body count is at LEAST 3 times larger than mine. But I notice you be batting them eyes a lot his way.

 Not blaming you 

Old Shen Li has ya writing novels. I am sure ya got lots of stuff worth reading. But, I got a three sentence attention span.

[Dove]

Shens in a good mood today  .

She's convinced a strange man she never met or interacted with is the "good guy" and is bizarrely convinced he has been cheated on multiple times.

It's basic jealousy. She's taking it hard she doesn't feel as a sexy and doesn't get male validation like she used to and that's gonna be my problem now because I'm adorable.

It's a curse 

[Blazor]

Maybe they eat pussy really good to make up for it?

Lol. I think I miss eating pussy more than fucking, to be honest lol. When my ex and I broke up 3 years ago, she gave me a booty call. I ate that pussy and made her cum 3 times jus from that lol. She made sure to let me know as I left, that the sex was NEVER an issue in our relationship, it was always great lol. I always hook the Ladies with my cocking and cooking lolol.

[Dove]

Old Shen Li has ya writing novels. I am sure ya got lots of stuff worth reading. But, I got a three sentence attention span.

I write novels about a lot of things, Herman.

Usually politics lol.

[Dove]

Lol. I think I miss eating pussy more than fucking, to be honest lol. When my ex and I broke up 3 years ago, she gave me a booty call. I ate that pussy and made her cum 3 times jus from that lol. She made sure to let me know as I left, that the sex was NEVER an issue in our relationship, it was always great lol. I always hook the Ladies with my cocking and cooking lolol.

 That's the emotional damage. It makes for exceptional sex lol

[Herman]

I write novels about a lot of things, Herman.

Usually politics lol.

Ya, I know. That is why I do not argue with ya. You will write essays that old Herman is too damned lazy to read.

[Dove]

Ya, I know. That is why I do not argue with ya. You will write essays that old Herman is too damned lazy to read.

 I wouldn't do that to you, Herman! 

[Herman]

I wouldn't do that to you, Herman! 

Same goes with videos. No more than three minutes long.

[caskur]

Of course. 

 I have supportive friends and my therapist lol.

 I promise you, I'm doing really good right now. Mentally and physically this is the best I've been in a long time.

Just stay safe.

[Garraty_47]

Same goes with videos. No more than three minutes long.

In your previous life you were a concussed goldfish, weren't you?
Maybe next time 'round you can shoot for five minutes.
Goals, amiright? LoL

[Dove]

Just stay safe.

 Getting kinda old to be dangerous, you know? Lol.

[caskur]

Im pretty picky, I've turned down plenty of fat chicks and faggits, lulz.

I've only been in 2 relationships if that tells you anything. But both combined was 26-27 years worth.

Every Lady I get interested in, is usually taken, or they run when they hear I have a 24 year old Son hahahahha.

Most folks ALWAYS say I look 30 these days. I'll attract younger ones because of that, but they run like I said because of my Son's age lol. While talking, they usually ask "do you have any kids?", Im fucked at that point, not the good fucked either! Most Ladies near my age, look like they could be my Mom! Not all, but those are usually taken as well. They are ALWAYS taken!!! Finding a decent gal these days is like finding a needle in a haystack!

Think I'll text this one gal tomorrow. She is in my Sea Shanty group, and a bit younger than me, but I've caught her checking me out multiple times lately out the corner of my eye lol. See if she wants to go hike and have dinner Sunday. Im gonna ask her if she wants to start a duet singing group too, she sings good, I do too lately. Most of the rest of the couples in our Shanty group also perform at places as their own musical group, not Shanties, like instruments and stuff.

Wanna hear something fucked up lol. My Son's ex wants to fuck me, thinks Im a DILF hahahaha. I let my Son know it aint happening, that I've ignored her. I do have morals, even though its been a while lol.

You need someone to go out with so what are you doing to find that person?


I would hate to be in that predicament.