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Dove

Quote from: caskur on October 05, 2023, 01:11:29 AMYou need someone to go out with so what are you doing to find that person?


I would hate to be in that predicament.




 Today's dating scene is horrific. Truly fucking horrific.

 You happily married people basically caught the last chopper put of Nam.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

caskur

Quote from: Dove on October 05, 2023, 01:10:46 AMGetting kinda old to be dangerous, you know? Lol.

I am worried a comment you made in one of your posts but I won't talk about it where everyone can see.


I digress...

Your mate Bridget is now joining in on the smiting me at BF. they are trying to reduce my 3,800 reps to zero.



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Garraty_47

Quote from: Dove on October 05, 2023, 01:10:46 AMGetting kinda old to be dangerous, you know? Lol.

You're never too old to take a chance.
Or to squeeze the squeaky toys in the pet aisle at Kroger.
I mean as a for instance, not that *I* would sq...

...I'm going to shut up now.
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Herman

Quote from: Garraty_47 on October 05, 2023, 12:56:30 AMIn your previous life you were a concussed goldfish, weren't you?
Maybe next time 'round you can shoot for five minutes.
Goals, amiright? LoL
Nah, that is Seamidget. And nope, I am happy with three minute or less videos.

Dove

Quote from: caskur on October 05, 2023, 01:15:48 AMI am worried a comment you made in one of your posts but I won't talk about it where everyone can see.


I digress...

Your mate Bridget is now joining in on the smiting me at BF. they are trying to reduce my 3,800 reps to zero.





 Oh you mean that fat, skanky backstabbing sow I used to be friends with?

 Ha!

 Whatever I said....I probably said it wrong lol
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caskur

Quote from: Dove on October 05, 2023, 01:14:42 AMToday's dating scene is horrific. Truly fucking horrific.

 You happily married people basically caught the last chopper put of Nam.

But while we are in cosy arrangements, we are still prone to dying and leaving the other person alone
.

I was watching an English show on youtube about widowed women getting scammed by men they met overseas...

Eventually when you are on your own you start thinking you need a close friend, (you don't really of course) but loneliness makes people do silly things.

I will find that show...hang on.
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Dove

Quote from: Garraty_47 on October 05, 2023, 01:16:10 AMYou're never too old to take a chance.
Or to squeeze the squeaky toys in the pet aisle at Kroger.
I mean as a for instance, not that *I* would sq...

...I'm going to shut up now.

You got Kroger over there?
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

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Quote from: caskur on October 05, 2023, 01:22:31 AMBut while we are in cosy arrangements, we are still prone to dying and leaving the other person alone
.

I was watching an English show on youtube about widowed women getting scammed by men they met overseas...

Eventually when you are on your own you start thinking you need a close friend, (you don't really of course) but loneliness makes people do silly things.

I will find that show...hang on.

 Well that's why I eeked out a few humans.

 If I end up alone I will live out my RV dreams and take turns parking in my kids driveways and being the cool grandma in the magic house with the moo moos, dreadlocks and tuxedo cats who whittles little wooden animals and drinks breakfast out of a flask.

 It'll be good shit!  The only reason I'm not doing that right now is because this man won't let me and I'm completely bent on seeing where things go with him finally.

 I definitely will not be falling for any ridiculous romance scammers.  I'm about at capacity here. My heart is basically stone.

 Ain't no one telling me shit I haven't already heard!
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caskur

Quote from: Dove on October 05, 2023, 01:25:03 AMWell that's why I eeked out a few humans.

 If I end up alone I will live out my RV dreams and take turns parking in my kids driveways and being the cool grandma in the magic house with the moo moos, dreadlocks and tuxedo cats who whittles little wooden animals and drinks breakfast out of a flask.

 It'll be good shit!

I doubt after a very soft life in luxury I would live   in an RV... MORE like a villa in a locked community with other rich people.




It's a real fear I am developing as I am getting older watching pairs become one..

I might just suicide if Kurt dies...that would be the best.


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Dove

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Quote from: caskur on October 05, 2023, 01:31:42 AMI doubt after a very soft life in luxury I would live   in an RV... MORE like a villa in a locked community with other rich people.




It's a real fear I am developing as I am getting older watching pairs become one..

I might just suicide if Kurt dies...that would be the best.





 I feel closer to God when I'm roughing it. And I love the freedom.

 It's a running joke in my friend group that my boyfriend is the guy who tamed and suburbanized me. Bets have been lost lol.

 Honestly I feel you. He has been so important to me for so long if anything happened to him I would probably want to die as well. When I found out he had MS I kinda lost it. 

 Thankfully he has no signs or any damage it's kinda just like a boogeyman in the closet. I hope it stays that way.
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Herman

Quote from: caskur on October 05, 2023, 01:22:31 AMBut while we are in cosy arrangements, we are still prone to dying and leaving the other person alone
.

I was watching an English show on youtube about widowed women getting scammed by men they met overseas...

Eventually when you are on your own you start thinking you need a close friend, (you don't really of course) but loneliness makes people do silly things.

I will find that show...hang on.
It used to be younger women scamming older men. Now a lot of younger guys are scamming older women with money.
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Frood

Quote from: Dove on October 05, 2023, 01:25:03 AMWell that's why I eeked out a few humans.

 If I end up alone I will live out my RV dreams and take turns parking in my kids driveways and being the cool grandma in the magic house with the moo moos, dreadlocks and tuxedo cats who whittles little wooden animals and drinks breakfast out of a flask.

 It'll be good shit!  The only reason I'm not doing that right now is because this man won't let me and I'm completely bent on seeing where things go with him finally.

 I definitely will not be falling for any ridiculous romance scammers.  I'm about at capacity here. My heart is basically stone.

 Ain't no one telling me shit I haven't already heard!

Your dream is nearly identical to mine...except the cats....

...we'd shit each other like a pair of siblings.  :pardon:
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Dove

Quote from: Frood on October 05, 2023, 03:17:23 AMYour dream is nearly identical to mine...except the cats....

...we'd shit each other like a pair of siblings.  :pardon:

 Fuck yes  :drunk2:
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Frood

Quote from: Dove on October 05, 2023, 03:20:02 AMFuck yes  :drunk2:

Don't get me wrong. You're my type. ie the same type as me. The honeymoon would wear off super quick and we'd both eventually be thinking quietly to ourselves "wtf am I doing. They (other person) has the worst under the covers flatulence when they eat their non-negotiable trademark cuisines in their/my small box on wheels and it not only fogs up the windows, it jerry curls nose hair.)

Living in a box on wheels is meant to be fun or at least entirely independent of a significant other... especially when one is rapidly aging.

Box living is bohemian...are meant to be.  :pardon:
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caskur

Quote from: Herman on October 05, 2023, 01:54:36 AMIt used to be younger women scamming older men. Now a lot of younger guys are scamming older women with money.

And I am sure it is easier.

Also young homosexual men are blackmailing old homosexual men .... the old dudes send naked pictures to the young men and then the young homosexual men blackmail them saying if you don't send me money, I will send these pictures to your family.

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