Forum gossip thread

[Oerdin]

I swear they have nothing to talk about but this forum.  It is sad.

[Oerdin]

Based upon posting style Tonoka seems to be yet another BF sock puppet account.  He seems to like making sock accounts to make his forum appear more busy than it really is.

[Oerdin]

Or, I don't know, maybe it is Alticus.  Heck, maybe Alticus is BF.  Who really knows.

[Biggie Smiles]

I swear they have nothing to talk about but this forum.  It is sad.

It gets worse around the holidays

cause that's when they firmly realize just how unloved they really are.

I wouldn't call it sad as much as I would call it a just outcome for the lowlife vermin they really are

[Odinson]

It's not even a thing in my life where any of that is a problem.

My love opens my doors for me. And then I lean over and open his while he walks around the car.

He pulls chairs for me. Et. All of it.

I definately don't act spoiled or single so...and I'm not vane.

I wouldn't bother even going on the "dating scene" if I ever end up single...I'm just staying that way.

Can't ever top this guy, I wouldn't even bother trying. 

 It's not a storybook thing. Here at least.

Opening car doors, carrying your female over the puddle or laying down your coat over the puddle.

Hiring a Mexican banjo band to play a song at a romantic dinner.


You people dont think thats cringy as hell?

[Brent]

Opening car doors, carrying your female over the puddle or laying down your coat over the puddle.

Hiring a Mexican banjo band to play a song at a romantic dinner.


You people dont think thats cringy as hell?

I think it's cringy as hell.

[Biggie Smiles]

Opening car doors, carrying your female over the puddle or laying down your coat over the puddle.

Hiring a Mexican banjo band to play a song at a romantic dinner.


You people dont think thats cringy as hell?

I dont do none of that shit

never have and never will

fuck that

[Dove]

Opening car doors, carrying your female over the puddle or laying down your coat over the puddle.

Hiring a Mexican banjo band to play a song at a romantic dinner.


You people dont think thats cringy as hell?

 I mean he opens my doors and no it's not cringy at all. It's a turn on.

 Puddles though? Shit I jump in those lol.

 He would never call a banjo band to our table. That would give us a both anxiety.  What do you even do with yourself while they play? Eat? Look at them? Look at eachother? Yeah no....no he would NEVER inflict that upon us.

 He took me to Cananda on my 19th birthday. My mom was also with us and some other guy who is dead now was there.

 I got checked out and hit on by a table of men and I told them I had a boyfriend and pointed him out. They bought him drinks all night telling him how lucky he was. And then I bought him a rose from this old lady who was walking around selling roses.

 He STILL has the petals. I'm 43 now.

 Is that cringey? Lol.

[Lokmar]

I still eat at the "Y". I'm very romantic!

[Thiel]

Opening car doors, carrying your female over the puddle or laying down your coat over the puddle.

Hiring a Mexican banjo band to play a song at a romantic dinner.


You people dont think thats cringy as hell?

I do all those things for Jo Jo. He likes it.

[Biggie Smiles]

Notice how the pretty girls came/stayed here and the ugly girls stayed at BF?

Here
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fash
shen
dove
erica
Moonie

Bf
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Pig
Whale
Admin.

change my mind

[Dove]

I still eat at the "Y". I'm very romantic!

 That's VERY romantic. 

[Dove]

Notice how the pretty girls came/stayed here and the ugly girls stayed at BF?

Here
----
fash
shen
dove
erica
Moonie

Bf
----
Pig
Whale
Admin.

change my mind

 Us pretty ones roam in flocks. 

 We protect eachother from the fat fuglies that hate us.

[Shen Li]

Notice how the pretty girls came/stayed here and the ugly girls stayed at BF?

Here
----
fash
shen
dove
erica
Moonie

Bf
----
Pig
Whale
Admin.

change my mind

We are hawter. 

What is with Apegirl hanging around Oak and the white whale 24/7. Are they doing each other's nails.

[Oerdin]

It gets worse around the holidays

cause that's when they firmly realize just how unloved they really are.

I wouldn't call it sad as much as I would call it a just outcome for the lowlife vermin they really are

That honestly makes sense.  They are especially unhappy around the holidays because everyone else is happy and they realize they are truly unhappy.