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Biggie Smiles

I remember that dork of a useless mutant once telling me that unplanned hospital visits do not first make their way through the emergency room

He just couldn't wrap that acorn of a head attached to that beanstalk of a neck around the simple fact that hospitals simply do not admit patients who arrive at the facility with no prior appointment into the more specific treatment areas. He was utterly baffled and even distraught like some downs patient with severe autism overdosing on DMT when I informed him that hospitals in the first world likely have protocols for these types of situations. And it is pretty well established that they will first have you triage in their emergency room prior to shipping you to whatever area of the hospital is best equipped to handle your care from that point forward.

Repeatedly I explained to this drooling fuckamaton that When this is an unplanned event, as in you suddenly contract a virus that makes you feel like you are about to die and either drive yourself or have yourself driven to a hospital They first diagnose your aliment in the  ER and then you are sent to the appropriate area of the hospital for additional treatment.

Predictably these simple truths fell death on all three of his earlobes.

Surely it would be far too great an expectation for this sloth of a sub primate to reconcile for himself the obviousness in outcome when an ER is flooded with patients they would also experience unusually long wait times at the choke-point as these two elements are coupled to one another . No never that. Instead this contemptible & loathsome little cretin kept mumbling on and on about how he once, or perhaps a dozen times, arrived for a planned surgery to rectify his bowel incontinence and was whisked directly to the surgery center.   

yeah, the same clown who believes men can get pregnant and the hyperbole I listed above wants to pontificate about biology and healthcare practices because the cute little pundit in his teevee told him he would be a smart person if he dutifully recited the narrative

moron.
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Quote from: Biggie Smiles on June 19, 2024, 12:38:33 PMI remember that dork of a useless mutant once telling me that unplanned hospital visits do not first make their way through the emergency room

He just couldn't wrap that acorn of a head attached to that beanstalk of a neck around the simple fact that hospitals simply do not admit patients who arrive at the facility with no prior appointment into the more specific treatment areas. He was utterly baffled and even distraught like some downs patient with severe autism overdosing on DMT when I informed him that hospitals in the first world likely have protocols for these types of situations. And it is pretty well established that they will first have you triage in their emergency room prior to shipping you to whatever area of the hospital is best equipped to handle your care from that point forward.

Repeatedly I explained to this drooling fuckamaton that When this is an unplanned event, as in you suddenly contract a virus that makes you feel like you are about to die and either drive yourself or have yourself driven to a hospital They first diagnose your aliment in the  ER and then you are sent to the appropriate area of the hospital for additional treatment.

Predictably these simple truths fell death on all three of his earlobes.

Surely it would be far too great an expectation for this sloth of a sub primate to reconcile for himself the obviousness in outcome when an ER is flooded with patients they would also experience unusually long wait times at the choke-point as these two elements are coupled to one another . No never that. Instead this contemptible & loathsome little cretin kept mumbling on and on about how he once, or perhaps a dozen times, arrived for a planned surgery to rectify his bowel incontinence and was whisked directly to the surgery center.   

yeah, the same clown who believes men can get pregnant and the hyperbole I listed above wants to pontificate about biology and healthcare practices because the cute little pundit in his teevee told him he would be a smart person if he dutifully recited the narrative

moron.
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Biggie Smiles

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Trump’s Niece

We made it thru the first two waves without getting infected.


Got the shot and BAM. Got it
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Dove

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on June 19, 2024, 12:43:35 PMYes.

 That was literally part of my actual job when I'd do ER shifts. I assessed and triaged patients into the ER.

 They still didn't listen.  :facepalm:
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Dove

Quote from: Erica Mena on June 19, 2024, 12:56:05 PMWe made it thru the first two waves without getting infected.


Got the shot and BAM. Got it

 I think my ex had it the week before it became known. He was horribly sick for like two days, got out of bed and fainted. I called an ambulance and they were talking about the virus hitting the US.

 A week later...lack downs.

 No one else in the house got sick at all. I had 3 days of just not tasting or smelling anything. That was it.
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Dove

 What the damn government did during covid is unforgivable.

 Absolutely unforgivable.

 All those people who died alone with those gloves filled with water to hold....fuck no.

 Fuck them all.
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caskur

World-o-meter has stopped recording covid stats because countries stopped sending them information...


But we now have over 8 billion... very very scary number.


https://www.worldometers.info/
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caskur

Quote from: Erica Mena on June 19, 2024, 12:56:05 PMWe made it thru the first two waves without getting infected.


Got the shot and BAM. Got it

How did you go? And did everyone get it in your household?
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Thiel

Quote from: caskur on June 19, 2024, 01:10:17 PMWorld-o-meter has stopped recording covid stats because countries stopped sending them information...


But we now have over 8 billion... very very scary number.


https://www.worldometers.info/
Yes, the world's population is about eight billion. You can find that stat anywhere.
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caskur

Quote from: Thiel on June 19, 2024, 01:23:44 PMYes, the world's population is about eight billion. You can find that stat anywhere.

You can on the link I posted... try it.
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Biggie Smiles

Here's a simple fact. Dont know if any of you know or not.

The average wait time from phase 1 to regulatory approval is 10.5 years. The COVID vaccine went P1 trials to vials in less than a year.

Now, if you happen to be a thinking person boasting even the most modest of Intellectual quotients you might be thinking to yourself at this moment one of two things.

Either the whole testing program is a fucking scam right from the word go or this vaccine was rushed to market with 1/10 (at best) the type of testing it would normally require to be considered safe for human consumption.

and piss off with that "warp speed" garbage they pass on to the mush minded lemmings on the left. Those drooling peons will believe anything. The laws of physics are the laws of physics and the only thing warped if you believe that hyperbole is your own sense of reality.

caskur

Quote from: Thiel on June 19, 2024, 01:23:44 PMYes, the world's population is about eight billion. You can find that stat anywhere.

It's now 1.16 million over I think... looking at it rolling over makes my eyes cross.
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Trump’s Niece

How long did it take to make a chickenpox vaccine? Not no damn 6 months. That one actually works
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Dove

Quote from: Erica Mena on June 19, 2024, 01:27:06 PMHow long did it take to make a chickenpox vaccine? Not no damn 6 months. That one actually works

 To be fair....there was A LOT more opportunity to test the covid shot.

 It takes a long time to develope a vaccine partly because you gotta have people who are exposed.

 I have never had chicken pox. Never had the shot either. I should probably do that lol
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