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Forum gossip thread

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wizer

Quote from: DKG on April 27, 2026, 09:24:01 AMThe occasional picture of women that I personally do not find appealing at all does not bother me enough to block a poster.

You said occasional. That was funny.  :s_laugh:

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wizer

Quote from: Dove on April 27, 2026, 08:48:22 AMWhat photo?

As avatar_Lab Flaker said, Murdock took the photo (as far as I know), posted it without permission, and it's been used against him in countless flame posts. It's a privacy invasion that crosses the line between real life and forum crap. It's more about that than anything else.
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deport_liberals

jackass and adminge seem to chew through their chains on the regular.

Biggie Smiles

Quote from: wizer on April 27, 2026, 11:55:54 AMSorry to be the one to break it to you but based on my extensive medical background I can tell you with authority on the matter that smells such as that are burned into your grey matter and never go away. The good news is that some of the traumatic memories will begin to fade over the next 2 or 3 decades. But if at any given point Murdock sat on your face, all bets are off.


Bro... If that whale had sat on my face I wouldn't be here talking to you as I'd have surely passed away quite horribly on that day

No sir, I did not eat that rhinoceroses out and there aren't enough drugs and alcohol on the planet that could persuaded me to do otherwise.


sitting on my face... ugh.... I didn't even want her sitting in my Audi as I could hear the suspension crackling under the load... imagine my face? 
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Lokmar

Quote from: Dove on April 27, 2026, 06:19:12 AMI'm absolutely in the 30 percent that does NOT want my butthole messed with. Not even a little bit.

 I suspect a good chunk of that 40 percent is women who just want to make their partner happy and they pretend they enjoy it.

 The rest are women with a lot of emotional damage that cannot even cum unless they are being strangled.

I know this isnt supposed to be funny, but I LOL'd!
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Lokmar

Quote from: deport_liberals on April 27, 2026, 11:29:20 AMMost of us are on the pre banned list.

 :crampe:  :crampe:  :crampe:  As if I'd ever attempt to go there! Well, maybe for a raid!  :crampe:
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Herman

Quote from: Lokmar on April 27, 2026, 02:12:52 PM:crampe:  :crampe:  :crampe:  As if I'd ever attempt to go there! Well, maybe for a raid!  :crampe:
What, a panty raid. Ya gonna steal Apegirl's panties.

Lokmar

Quote from: Herman on April 27, 2026, 06:40:54 PMWhat, a panty raid. Ya gonna steal Apegirl's panties.

Especially when you'd have to take a search party up his cavernous asshole to find em!

Shen Li

Quote from: Dove on April 27, 2026, 06:37:38 AMMy butt hole shall remain a virgin butt hole.

 Its one of the Laws of Dovey. A commandment, if you will. 
We used to have a poster here about 10 years ago who claimed she liked anal. She asked her husband for it.
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Shen Li

Quote from: Dove on April 27, 2026, 06:11:51 AMOf course.

 Can't have any gossip to add to the gossip thread if no one goes and reads lol.

 I post in both. I know some here who won't post on BF, but still want to roast some of the posters there. And we have the same at BF. There are some who read here and won't post here.

 It is what it is. I know the forum community is small and some people want everyone on the same board just to keep some community going. I dont see that happening...at least not at this current moment.

 We have members here who have never been posters at BF. So there is that.

 For now the petty gossip threads are as good as it's gonna get lol. I find it funny.
You are wasting keystrokes trying to explain our gossip thread to that imbecile wizer.

Shen Li

Quote from: DKG on April 27, 2026, 09:24:01 AMThe occasional picture of women that I personally do not find appealing at all does not bother me enough to block a poster.
It wouldn't for any real man. Wizer is a delicate little white flower.

Dove

Quote from: Shen Li on April 27, 2026, 10:39:10 PMWe used to have a poster here about 10 years ago who claimed she liked anal. She asked her husband for it.

 I dont believe any woman who claims to like anal.

 My thoughts are always "oh so you're insecure as fuck and are trying other ways of gaining male approval"

 And i know there are SOME women out there .....like 5 of them, who actually do like anal.

 And id hate think its anyone I know lol.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Shen Li

Quote from: Dove on April 27, 2026, 11:05:02 PMI dont believe any woman who claims to like anal.

 My thoughts are always "oh so you're insecure as fuck and are trying other ways of gaining male approval"

 And i know there are SOME women out there .....like 5 of them, who actually do like anal.

 And id hate think its anyone I know lol.
Oh you know this poster I'm talking about. That's what she said anyway.

Blazor

Damn it y'all, I got shrimp and clams in the oven, and now y'all got me thinkin' Murdock in my kitchen from the smell  :facepalm:
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Shen Li

Quote from: Blazor on April 27, 2026, 11:16:22 PMDamn it y'all, I got shrimp and clams in the oven, and now y'all got me thinkin' Murdock in my kitchen from the smell  :facepalm:
EEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!
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