Forum gossip thread

[Dove]

I don't like sideways pussy like yours with everything going horizontal as compared to vertical.

When guys fuck you do they bang into one of your kidneys?

 Dude I think that was Japanese women and it's the vagina is backwards.

 At least that's how I heard it.

 Such an odd rumor. Right up there with that celebrity who had her stomach pumped from swallowing too much semen (that was Lil Kim, than Madonna, ect) and the ones who had ribs removed to suck their own dick (Marilyn Manson).

[Dove]

I once sent this video to an ex boyfriend who was trying to talk sexy to me in text message and started trying to involve my dainty butthole

https://youtu.be/t9aW5fy5HSo?si=4Coz0CRERcGL6TZC

Amen.

[wizer]

Dude I think that was Japanese women and it's the vagina is backwards.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, make me sneeze.. They look the same, they act the same, the VJs are  all the same whether they're backwards, forwards, sideways, inside out or upside down.

Whether it's So Yung, Won hung low, Shen Li or Som Tin Wong, it's all the same.

All kidding aside, this brings back a sad memory. I had a friend, an older guy who was chinese or whatever like I said they look the same so who knows. Like most of 'em he smoked one cigarette after the other and had bad emphysema. Trying to understand that chink accent with the rasping breath was a monumental task.

One day we were hanging out and he was hoarse and sort of whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then he suddenly collapsed and fell to the floor as I tried to catch him. He died right in front of me. After the funeral I thought about his last words and I said them into Google Translate.

"Chun Yu Yan" means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."

[wizer]

I have a whole theory on this being more about dating dynamics than genuine desire.

 I could be wrong but I refuse to believe there is a substantial amount of women who actually want that. Or enjoy it.

Well you're speaking from a position of no experience.

I can think of 3 examples that dispute your theory.

My exwife. We experimented with it some years into the relationship. Parden my analogy but she took to it like candy to a baby. She asked for it many times when it wasn't even on my mind and her excitement level was clearly elevated as compared to VJ sex.

A woman I dated for 10 months that I will call Sharon because that's what her parents called her. A sexy irish blonde, a short while into the relationship after we'd been intimate she said something to the effect of "you can fuck me in the ass if you want". Things had been humming along rather well to that point so I don't see any reason for her to bring it up other than for her own enjoyment.

Then there was my recent 10 year relationship. She had a long history of anal sex and told me she was really into it. Again, why even mention it if it wasn't the subject of conversation and things were good in other areas which at least as far as I can tell they were. And if they weren't, and anal sex wasn't enjoyable to these women then it doesn't make sense to bring it up.

I enjoyed it with some women only because as they got older things loosened up a bit and with one woman I felt like I was fucking a mop bucket. Anal sex with her was the only way I could stay hard and I mean you can feel every thrust like 10x more than when you're pounding a VJ.

But the shitty aspects of it all was a turnoff, like I said there were a few crappy moments. I developed a cardinal rule that I will pass on to anyone considering this activity. No pulling out until you're both done, and when you do, it's gotta be sloooowww. Don't wipe your dick on anything and NEVER, EVER look down. Go right to the nearest sink and wash yourself off before even considering doing a post coital inspection. Do not ask me how I know this.

[wizer]

I had another Asian buddy back in college but he wasn't all that much fun to hang out with.

His name was Phil Ming and he was ALWAYS taking pictures.

[wizer]

Shen Li

Let's put this conflict to rest by having a staring contest!

HaHa I win you blinked!

What do you mean it's not fair because your eyes are "like that".