Forum gossip thread

[Herman]

What if he married a young man up there?

We still do not let old pdf files like Apegirl marry little boys yet. Tell him to wait patiently, the Liberal government of Conman Carney will allow that in a couple more years.

[Garraty_47]

If anyone is so inclined you may want to let the folks at BF know that the rumors of my demise are incredibly premature.

Unfortunately (I hate this stoopid fucking planet) all indicators point toward me being around for quite some time yet.

Probably... decades. <shudder>

[Shen Li]

Admin is planning to go to Canada to get an unknown disease treated for free.

Oh FFS.  

[Shen Li]

If anyone is so inclined you may want to let the folks at BF know that the rumors of my demise are incredibly premature.

Unfortunately (I hate this stoopid fucking planet) all indicators point toward me being around for quite some time yet.

Probably... decades. <shudder>

So you plan on sucking up 02 for a long time yet. Just kidding. You are one of the good ones I'd miss.

[Garraty_47]

So you plan on sucking up 02 for a long time yet. Just kidding. You are one of the good ones I'd miss.

<hug>
Yeah, somewhere out there a tree is working really hard to replace all the oxygen I waste and it's not going to get a vacation for ages yet. I wish I could discover which one it is so I might go apologize directly but we aren't allowed to know such things.

On the bright side my continued existence seems to bother a few mouth-breathing twatwaffles and that's a heartwarming thought.

[Lab Flaker]

As soon as you were finished he would be back on some forum whining about it. He is as attention starved as Joe and they are both living in the past.

No...he'd try to sue me. I would...

[Lab Flaker]

<hug>
Yeah, somewhere out there a tree is working really hard to replace all the oxygen I waste and it's not going to get a vacation for ages yet. I wish I could discover which one it is so I might go apologize directly but we aren't allowed to know such things.

On the bright side my continued existence seems to bother a few mouth-breathing twatwaffles and that's a heartwarming thought.

It's quite the misconception that trees produce the majority of oxygen on the planet. It's actually marine algae, also known as phytoplankton, that produce around 70% of the planet's oxygen. I mean... it's kinda common knowledge with us learned shitters! Lol

[Garraty_47]

It's quite the misconception that trees produce the majority of oxygen on the planet. It's actually marine algae, also known as phytoplankton, that produce around 70% of the planet's oxygen. I mean... it's kinda common knowledge with us learned shitters! Lol

Did I just get a "well aktually..." from Safetynet over a casual bit of unserious wordplay that obviously wasn't meant to be taken literally? Fucking hell if I didn't!

Breaky, you pedantic cunt, stop trying to ruin our fun with insipid intentional misinterpretations of conversations that didn't even involve you and that goes double in the hilariously embarrassing event you truly assumed I believe I've been assigned a specific tree to offset the oxygen depletion caused by my respiration.

Daft bugger.