Quote from: deport_liberals on May 16, 2026, 01:59:01 PMWhat if he married a young man up there?

We still do not let old pdf files like Apegirl marry little boys yet. Tell him to wait patiently, the Liberal government of Conman Carney will allow that in a couple more years.

If anyone is so inclined you may want to let the folks at BF know that the rumors of my demise are incredibly premature.

Unfortunately (I hate this stoopid fucking planet) all indicators point toward me being around for quite some time yet.

Probably... decades. <shudder>

Quote from: deport_liberals on May 16, 2026, 04:51:10 AMAdmin is planning to go to Canada to get an unknown disease treated for free.

Oh FFS.  

Quote from: Garraty_47 on May 16, 2026, 08:25:36 PMIf anyone is so inclined you may want to let the folks at BF know that the rumors of my demise are incredibly premature.

Unfortunately (I hate this stoopid fucking planet) all indicators point toward me being around for quite some time yet.

Probably... decades. <shudder>

So you plan on sucking up 02 for a long time yet. Just kidding. You are one of the good ones I'd miss.

Quote from: Shen Li on Today at 03:40:20 AMSo you plan on sucking up 02 for a long time yet. Just kidding. You are one of the good ones I'd miss.

<hug>
Yeah, somewhere out there a tree is working really hard to replace all the oxygen I waste and it's not going to get a vacation for ages yet. I wish I could discover which one it is so I might go apologize directly but we aren't allowed to know such things.

On the bright side my continued existence seems to bother a few mouth-breathing twatwaffles and that's a heartwarming thought.

Quote from: DKG on May 16, 2026, 09:54:58 AMAs soon as you were finished he would be back on some forum whining about it. He is as attention starved as Joe and they are both living in the past.

No...he'd try to sue me. I would...

Quote from: Garraty_47 on Today at 08:16:56 AM<hug>
Yeah, somewhere out there a tree is working really hard to replace all the oxygen I waste and it's not going to get a vacation for ages yet. I wish I could discover which one it is so I might go apologize directly but we aren't allowed to know such things.

On the bright side my continued existence seems to bother a few mouth-breathing twatwaffles and that's a heartwarming thought.

It's quite the misconception that trees produce the majority of oxygen on the planet. It's actually marine algae, also known as phytoplankton, that produce around 70% of the planet's oxygen. I mean... it's kinda common knowledge with us learned shitters! Lol

Quote from: Lab Flaker on Today at 09:08:39 AMIt's quite the misconception that trees produce the majority of oxygen on the planet. It's actually marine algae, also known as phytoplankton, that produce around 70% of the planet's oxygen. I mean... it's kinda common knowledge with us learned shitters! Lol

Did I just get a "well aktually..." from Safetynet over a casual bit of unserious wordplay that obviously wasn't meant to be taken literally? Fucking hell if I didn't!

Breaky, you pedantic cunt, stop trying to ruin our fun with insipid intentional misinterpretations of conversations that didn't even involve you and that goes double in the hilariously embarrassing event you truly assumed I believe I've been assigned a specific tree to offset the oxygen depletion caused by my respiration.

Daft bugger.

Quote from: Garraty_47 on Today at 09:42:35 AMDid I just get a "well aktually..." from Safetynet over a casual bit of unserious wordplay that obviously wasn't meant to be taken literally? Fucking hell if I didn't!

Breaky, you pedantic cunt, stop trying to ruin our fun with insipid intentional misinterpretations of conversations that didn't even involve you and that goes double in the hilariously embarrassing event you truly assumed I believe I've been assigned a specific tree to offset the oxygen depletion caused by my respiration.

Daft bugger.

Hey... a little bit of intellectual fodder normally goes a long way. You can lead a horse to water....
You get the gist!

Quote from: Garraty_47 on Today at 08:16:56 AM<hug>
Yeah, somewhere out there a tree is working really hard to replace all the oxygen I waste and it's not going to get a vacation for ages yet. I wish I could discover which one it is so I might go apologize directly but we aren't allowed to know such things.

On the bright side my continued existence seems to bother a few mouth-breathing twatwaffles and that's a heartwarming thought.

"Yeah, somewhere out there a tree is working really hard in order to replace all the oxygen that I may have wasted, and it's not bound for a vacation any time soon. I wish that I could discover which one it was, so that I might apologise, but alas I'm inept and bereft of common sense."

You're welcome!