OMG I did a colon cleanse this morning

[Dove]

Like a killer tranny

 The struggle is real.

[Rancidmilko]

That's why I eat lots of oranges and tangerines



That stuff scrapes your guts like a Brillo pad

[Erica Mena]

I'm still suffering. Thank God I'm am off work this weekend.

[Commie 4U]

@Erica Mena What sort of colon cleanse?

[Oak]

When I was around 14 years old we had this tropical cyclone with some massive waves. I was caught on the inside when a big close-out set broke. I turned around and went prone in an attempt to catch the big foamy to shore. Next second the wave slammed me from behind with such force that the water shot up the sides of my board shorts and straight into my bum. I was literally shocked and nearly shat myself. I ran up the beach and straight to the toilet. The salt water stung like something nasty. My mates couldn't stop laughing at my shituation...



 ac_crying

 



for "shituation"



lol

[Frood]

That's why I eat lots of oranges and tangerines



That stuff scrapes your guts like a Brillo pad

Yes.... and effervescent Vit C and multivitamin fizzy drinks....



Couple of those a day and:

[caskur]

Haha... Murdy used to talk about colon clensing at Cosmic Outpost.



You feel good when your intestinal track is empty.



 You need fibre .... so I suggest soaked allbran because the niacine content is crucially important as well.

[caskur]

6 foot 2... ?



Sounds a bit trannie.....

 good deduction...

[Commie 4U]

Yes, Dovey. I'm still being "cleansed" and it's been 3 days

Are you taking cleansing supplements?  Did you get a colonic?  Fasting and enemas?  What?  Inquiring minds want to know.

[Commie 4U]

Haha... Murdy used to talk about colon clensing at Cosmic Outpost.



You feel good when your intestinal track is empty.



 You need fibre .... so I suggest soaked allbran because the niacine content is crucially important as well.

WHat, exactly, is allbran?

[Erica Mena]

I use this stuff called Super Colon Cleanse. I toss a scoop into some tea (masks the icky flavor) and mix. It usually only lasts a day or two, but I think I might have took too much. It cleans you out and takes away the bloat

[caskur]

Haha... Murdy used to talk about colon clensing at Cosmic Outpost.



You feel good when your intestinal track is empty.



 You need fibre .... so I suggest soaked allbran because the niacine content is crucially important as well.

WHat, exactly, is allbran?

google it.

[caskur]

I use this stuff called Super Colon Cleanse. I toss a scoop into some tea (masks the icky flavor) and mix. It usually only lasts a day or two, but I think I might have took too much. It cleans you out and takes away the bloat

 You could also have irritable bowel syndrome. Developing allergies to wheat or cows milk.



When I eat Asian food I have no bloating but our Western diet is starting to give me problems.

[cw_]

It's possible you are training your body to hang on to material in order to protect itself from losing nutrients and minerals.  There is no easy fix to replace healthy food and exercise.

[Erica Mena]

It's possible you are training your body to hang on to material in order to protect itself from losing nutrients and minerals.  There is no easy fix to replace healthy food and exercise.

I was doing really good for a year. Straight keto and gym.





I keep making excuses for eating crazy but it's pure laziness on my part.