King Martini’s official statement PT2

[KM]

(Ahem)



Ladies and gentlemen;



With a tear in my eye, I cannot post at this forum no longer.



It has come to my attention that the manifestation of failure, a horrible curse that was passed down from the greatest failure in this communities history, The Wise and Powerful, has received a panel within this site.



As some of you know, TwaP passed away from a horrible one sided victory by the ominous Covid-19. From what I was told, it entered thru his anus from unprotected sex with a fire hydrant. One day he was moderating one of the 25 forums he mods and wham, he started leaking like a sprinkler. Covid ate him from the inside out.



Before he passed, thru the Darth Vader hissing from either his defribillator or his one working lung, he reached out to us thru a Zoom call and begged that we honor him and to pass on his legacy within these forums.



Little did we know....





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RIP- The Wise and Powerful



And because somebody has taken twaps mantle for fail, I cannot stick around.



It has been an honor creating content for you all thru out the years.



Thank you.



thepoofer/King Martini/Kevin

Chicago, Illinois

[Dove]

Twap is not dead, Poofer.

[deport_liberals]

Neither is theDuke, or so I've heard.

[Anonymous]

I've heard of Twap, but I don''t recall posting with him.

[Poppy]

TWAPS site my be the only drama free troll forum left

[deport_liberals]

FRWs as well.  And the new lair...

[Erica Mena]

Poofer shut up. We will get thru this lol

[Anonymous]

All this drama is like an episode of Seinfeld. Its about nothing.

[Blurt]

Yes, and, the way he bursts in unannouced and exits like a clown, Martino is Kramer.