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Garraty_47

#450
November 13, 2022, 08:25:24 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=481438 time=1668383243 user_id=2221
Looks like someone baked a loaf of bread with a fucked up shaped dildo baked inside it.



lulz  :laugh:


Not bad, but Breaky has been practicing his whole life to be all the arse he can be and it shows.



It's not a competition though... your contribution is nothing to be ashamed of.



You're speshul just the way you are.

Garraty_47

#451
November 13, 2022, 08:55:08 PM
Quote from: RAVEN post_id=481472 time=1668390173 user_id=3352
Fuck them all, Garraty.. I think it looks great :)


Specially for the ones who are never satisfied:



A heaping platter o' smurf cock.

May they enjoy every last bite. lulz



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Anonymous

#452
November 13, 2022, 10:21:09 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=481377 time=1668360177 user_id=3266My fucking glasses broke. I have to have my husband chauffeur me about today.


I've chauffeured the wealthy and the Elites for a living, Dovey including some of your country's wealthiest citizens.



Truth be known I could give you the ride of yer life.



But I'm unsure whether your husband would approve.



But if he said Yes, then I would.  



You could play your favorite heavy metal songs in the back of the limo.  :wink:

Anonymous

#453
November 14, 2022, 09:16:58 AM
Heavy Metal is old news. Punjabi Folk Metal is where it's at.







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 :punk:

Erica Mena

#454
November 14, 2022, 09:18:57 AM
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=481478 time=1668390908 user_id=3381
Quote from: RAVEN post_id=481472 time=1668390173 user_id=3352
Fuck them all, Garraty.. I think it looks great :)


Specially for the ones who are never satisfied:



A heaping platter o' smurf cock.

May they enjoy every last bite. lulz



https://www.ootikof.net/Filez/BlueCashew_bannerFin-003dsmall.png">






Uncircumcised penis?
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Frood

#455
November 14, 2022, 09:20:55 AM
Or a cut off finger of a medical glove stuffed with coke and ready for a drug mule holiday....
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

#456
November 14, 2022, 09:36:35 AM
I still prefer my pet name for this place. It's a perfect descriptor for the types of people who'll snort their Berocca before going completely sideways with half a dozen sequential ejaculations (hi Breakfall!) as it is the chugs who claim to be six feet tall adonises who strangely enough seem to have a lot of time on their calendars to tell us of sexual conquests they couldn't possibly spent more than five minutes in front of PornHub to dream up (hi Eddie!)



Erica... when you roll out the changes today, think seriously about rebranding this place The Empurpled Stranglecock. You know it makes sense.  ac_biggrin

Blazor

#457
November 14, 2022, 11:01:45 AM
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=481464 time=1668389124 user_id=3381
Quote from: Blazor post_id=481438 time=1668383243 user_id=2221
Looks like someone baked a loaf of bread with a fucked up shaped dildo baked inside it.



lulz  :laugh:


Not bad, but Breaky has been practicing his whole life to be all the arse he can be and it shows.



It's not a competition though... your contribution is nothing to be ashamed of.



You're speshul just the way you are.


 :laugh:



You know I jus' playing  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Garraty_47

#458
November 14, 2022, 04:28:18 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=481591 time=1668435537 user_id=2845
Uncircumcised penis?


Honestly I don't know what smurfs' views are on genital mutilation and I'm not about to pick that thing up and look at it that closely.



Be my guest! LoL

Garraty_47

#459
November 14, 2022, 04:30:09 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=481632 time=1668441705 user_id=2221
 :laugh:



You know I jus' playing  :laugh:


Aren't we all?   :tease:

Dove

#460
November 14, 2022, 05:13:36 PM
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=481688 time=1668461298 user_id=3381
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=481591 time=1668435537 user_id=2845
Uncircumcised penis?


Honestly I don't know what smurfs' views are on genital mutilation and I'm not about to pick that thing up and look at it that closely.



Be my guest! LoL


 Smurfs do not have genitals.



 They dont!
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Garraty_47

#461
November 14, 2022, 05:27:11 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=481700 time=1668464016 user_id=3266
 Smurfs do not have genitals.



 They dont!


Not any more, anyway.   :icon_wink:

Dove

#462
November 14, 2022, 05:45:54 PM
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=481706 time=1668464831 user_id=3381
Quote from: Dove post_id=481700 time=1668464016 user_id=3266
 Smurfs do not have genitals.



 They dont!


Not any more, anyway.   :icon_wink:


 :roll:
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Oliver Clotheshoffe

#463
November 15, 2022, 05:24:27 PM
Right now I'm watching a CHIPs episode with Bruce Jenner in it. He looks about as much of a guy as a guy can look, trying to picture him in a dress seems ridiculous.
Life is too short to be in a hurry

Blazor

#464
November 15, 2022, 08:45:44 PM
I just ate 1.25 pounds of tacos lol. Per usual Tuesday  ac_dance



Then a mini Snickers, a mini Kit Kat, a mini Take 5, and a box of peanut M&Ms hahaha. I got the fucking munchies hahahaha.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
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