Bender Day Three

[Anonymous]

Did a couple of eight balls this morning. Drank two litres of swish and took a fist full of T3's. Good morning at 3 pm Saskatchewan.

[Trump’s Niece]

Eight balls of what...coke?

[Anonymous]

Eight balls of what...coke?

What else. The breakfast of Ukrainian rednecks.

[Trump’s Niece]

Dude, your poor nose.

[Anonymous]

Dude, your poor nose.

Kid, I am going to die anyway. Why not have some fun along the way.

[Anonymous]

Did a couple of eight balls this morning. Drank two litres of swish and took a fist full of T3's. Good morning at 3 pm Saskatchewan.

 

[Anonymous]

I might sober up tomorrow.

[Dove]

Dude, your poor nose.

Kid, I am going to die anyway. Why not have some fun along the way.

 We are all gonna die anyway, Herman.    



 We all have our last day and everyday is another day closer to it.

[Anonymous]

Kid, I am going to die anyway. Why not have some fun along the way.

 We are all gonna die anyway, Herman.    



 We all have our last day and everyday is another day closer to it.

Some of us are closer to that that day than others.

[Zetsu]

Dude, your poor nose.

Kid, I am going to die anyway. Why not have some fun along the way.

I hear ya brother... a life with quality over quantity, no regrets is what matters.

[Anonymous]

I might sober up tomorrow.

Do it Herm.

[Dove]

 We are all gonna die anyway, Herman.    



 We all have our last day and everyday is another day closer to it.

Some of us are closer to that that day than others.

 You know every single minute of every single day several human beings are making their entrance into this world and several others are exiting.



 For all we know Herman I might beat you the finish line. I could have a bad accident tomorrow and die  



 Last week I decided to take a mile walk up to the closet market. It's a beautiful walk down back roads....lots of nature and farms.  Cute little local market. And I always see animals.  Normally disgusting muskrats and adorable chipmunks



 Well this time, on my way back I had my head phones on (which I know isnt a great decision when I'm walking alone but I did it anyway) and I felt something bumping into my butt. Scared me too death. I turn around and it's a baby deer....adorable little spotted fawn yelling at me and following me lol.  



 It followed me nearly the whole way back to my house and the whole time I'm telling it how cute it is but it needs to run along because I did NOT want momma hearing it cry, seeing ME by her baby and hooving me too death in the middle of a Michigan back road. Which would have been such a pure MI death right up there with a drunken fishing accident.



 And then I thought about how my husband and family would have to explain to people for years that I died on my way back from a market by getting stomped too death on the side of the road.  Which really tickled me  



 I hope when I die it's at least funny lol

[Anonymous]

I saw a cute little mule deer fawn on my farm last month. I shot it and made sausages and jerky out of it.

[Zetsu]

I saw a cute little mule deer fawn on my farm last month. I shot it and made sausages and jerky out of it.

 :MG_216:



I'm not a fan of hunting, but when Herman says it, it's always hilarious

[Dove]

I saw a cute little mule deer fawn on my farm last month. I shot it and made sausages and jerky out of it.

 That's probably all you can get out of a fawn lol.



 Here in MI we are not permitted to kill any young ones. I think the bucks have to have 8 points or more in order to hunt them.  



 My daughter got a really fat doe(she wasnt pregnant) on her last hunt we still have a ton of meat from.