This month’s period is awful

[Trump’s Niece]

A bit of strawberry jam never hurt any man.

 Lord no. I cant do it. I cannot have sex at all if I feel dirty and sex while on a period feels nasty. Just nasty. Doesnt matter how many towels or baby wipes are involved.



 It feels like it can cause an infection in your guts too.



 Why dont men care about that?! Uhg lol. The texture. The smell. Yuck!

Mines cares. He's a clean freak lol







I can't tho. Even if he didn't

[Garraty_47]

I'll wade in the red river but don't ask me to drink from it.

 ac_toofunny



 It's the nectar of the Gods!

It's vampirism at best and potentially cannibalism.

So, uh, no thanks.



But come back when you're not serving bloody marys and I'll yodel in that gully 'til I can't talk right for a week.

[Dove]

 Lord no. I cant do it. I cannot have sex at all if I feel dirty and sex while on a period feels nasty. Just nasty. Doesnt matter how many towels or baby wipes are involved.



 It feels like it can cause an infection in your guts too.



 Why dont men care about that?! Uhg lol. The texture. The smell. Yuck!

Mines cares. He's a clean freak lol







I can't tho. Even if he didn't

 Mine is a neat freak and that buck stops at any thing sexual. He is disgusting lol.

[Dove]

 ac_toofunny



 It's the nectar of the Gods!

It's vampirism at best and potentially cannibalism.

So, uh, no thanks.



But come back when you're not serving bloody marys and I'll yodel in that gully 'til I can't talk right for a week.

 Did Vitty just drop a Kid Rock reference?!



 

[Garraty_47]

 Did Vitty just drop a Kid Rock reference?!

I'd rather have my tongue cut out with a rusty spoon.

That euphemism has been around longer than I have.

[Dove]

 Did Vitty just drop a Kid Rock reference?!

I'd rather have my tongue cut out with a rusty spoon.

That euphemism has been around longer than I have.

 

[Odinson]

We also have periods.

[Anonymous]

Jesus H, look what you hens talk about.

[Dove]

We also have periods.

 I doubt a man could handle having a period.

[Anonymous]

We also have periods.

 I doubt a man could handle having a period.

I can't handle the old lady having periods.

[Anonymous]

I like how they always used blue liquid in the commercials because red looked too much like blood and nobody wanted to think about gross girl stuff when they're trying to watch violent news clips and sports ball.



They did away with that, or they're starting to.  They didn't even say 'period' until the 80s. Now if only they'd stop censoring naughty words, maybe the world can start moving forward away from the puritan BS.

[Odinson]

We also have periods.

 I doubt a man could handle having a period.

If you are so tough, then why are you scared to death of this thing?



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[Dove]

 I doubt a man could handle having a period.

If you are so tough, then why are you scared to death of this thing?



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 I'm not scared of that.



 I didnt say I was "so tough" either. I'm biologically built for periods..  pregnancy and child birth so I have enough of the body chemistry to cope.



 A man going through these things would probably go into shock.



  They closest you can are simulators and that's not even the full scope.



 These guys struggled with just simulators lol

[Odinson]

They are being over-dramatic for dramas sake.



Pretty sure these fellas would scream like banshee if you stepped on their foot.

Pretty sure they are homosexuals.

[Anonymous]

Mines isn't even heavy. It's the crazy emotions that are kicking my ass.

I get even moodier at that time of the month. I don't know how my family puts up with me.