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This month’s period is awful

Started by Trump’s Niece, July 23, 2022, 10:15:00 AM

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#15
July 23, 2022, 01:03:53 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=466474 time=1658592203 user_id=3266
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=466470 time=1658591974 user_id=1676
A bit of strawberry jam never hurt any man.


 Lord no. I cant do it. I cannot have sex at all if I feel dirty and sex while on a period feels nasty. Just nasty. Doesnt matter how many towels or baby wipes are involved.



 It feels like it can cause an infection in your guts too.



 Why dont men care about that?! Uhg lol. The texture. The smell. Yuck!








Mines cares. He's a clean freak lol







I can't tho. Even if he didn't
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Garraty_47

#16
July 23, 2022, 02:00:53 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=466485 time=1658595259 user_id=3266
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=466480 time=1658592629 user_id=3381
I'll wade in the red river but don't ask me to drink from it.


 ac_toofunny



 It's the nectar of the Gods!


It's vampirism at best and potentially cannibalism.

So, uh, no thanks.



But come back when you're not serving bloody marys and I'll yodel in that gully 'til I can't talk right for a week.

Dove

#17
July 23, 2022, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=466487 time=1658595833 user_id=2845
Quote from: Dove post_id=466474 time=1658592203 user_id=3266




 Lord no. I cant do it. I cannot have sex at all if I feel dirty and sex while on a period feels nasty. Just nasty. Doesnt matter how many towels or baby wipes are involved.



 It feels like it can cause an infection in your guts too.



 Why dont men care about that?! Uhg lol. The texture. The smell. Yuck!








Mines cares. He's a clean freak lol







I can't tho. Even if he didn't


 Mine is a neat freak and that buck stops at any thing sexual. He is disgusting lol.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

#18
July 23, 2022, 02:14:56 PM
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=466494 time=1658599253 user_id=3381
Quote from: Dove post_id=466485 time=1658595259 user_id=3266




 ac_toofunny



 It's the nectar of the Gods!


It's vampirism at best and potentially cannibalism.

So, uh, no thanks.



But come back when you're not serving bloody marys and I'll yodel in that gully 'til I can't talk right for a week.


 Did Vitty just drop a Kid Rock reference?!



 
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  :roll:
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Garraty_47

#19
July 23, 2022, 03:10:47 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=466499 time=1658600096 user_id=3266
 Did Vitty just drop a Kid Rock reference?!


I'd rather have my tongue cut out with a rusty spoon.

That euphemism has been around longer than I have.

Dove

#20
July 23, 2022, 03:20:33 PM
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=466506 time=1658603447 user_id=3381
Quote from: Dove post_id=466499 time=1658600096 user_id=3266
 Did Vitty just drop a Kid Rock reference?!


I'd rather have my tongue cut out with a rusty spoon.

That euphemism has been around longer than I have.


  :laugh3:
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Odinson

#21
July 23, 2022, 03:22:03 PM
We also have periods.

Anonymous

#22
July 23, 2022, 07:32:20 PM
Jesus H, look what you hens talk about.

Dove

#23
July 23, 2022, 07:42:26 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=466509 time=1658604123 user_id=136
We also have periods.


 I doubt a man could handle having a period.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Anonymous

#24
July 23, 2022, 08:45:44 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=466549 time=1658619746 user_id=3266
Quote from: Odinson post_id=466509 time=1658604123 user_id=136
We also have periods.


 I doubt a man could handle having a period.

I can't handle the old lady having periods.

Anonymous

#25
July 23, 2022, 09:06:35 PM Last Edit: July 23, 2022, 09:30:20 PM by Anonymous
I like how they always used blue liquid in the commercials because red looked too much like blood and nobody wanted to think about gross girl stuff when they're trying to watch violent news clips and sports ball.



They did away with that, or they're starting to.  They didn't even say 'period' until the 80s. Now if only they'd stop censoring naughty words, maybe the world can start moving forward away from the puritan BS.

Odinson

#26
July 23, 2022, 09:10:23 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=466549 time=1658619746 user_id=3266
Quote from: Odinson post_id=466509 time=1658604123 user_id=136
We also have periods.


 I doubt a man could handle having a period.


If you are so tough, then why are you scared to death of this thing?



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Dove

#27
July 23, 2022, 10:27:41 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=466557 time=1658625023 user_id=136
Quote from: Dove post_id=466549 time=1658619746 user_id=3266




 I doubt a man could handle having a period.


If you are so tough, then why are you scared to death of this thing?



https://www.ubuy.fi/productimg/?image=aHR0cHM6Ly9tLm1lZGlhLWFtYXpvbi5jb20vaW1hZ2VzL0kvNTFreFRmSGNLb0wuX1NTNDAwXy5qcGc.jpg">


 I'm not scared of that.



 I didnt say I was "so tough" either. I'm biologically built for periods..  pregnancy and child birth so I have enough of the body chemistry to cope.



 A man going through these things would probably go into shock.



  They closest you can are simulators and that's not even the full scope.



 These guys struggled with just simulators lol



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 I've done these and can tell you the real deal is worse lol
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Odinson

#28
July 24, 2022, 09:19:56 AM
They are being over-dramatic for dramas sake.



Pretty sure these fellas would scream like banshee if you stepped on their foot.

Pretty sure they are homosexuals.

Anonymous

#29
July 24, 2022, 02:23:37 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=466436 time=1658587961 user_id=2845
Mines isn't even heavy. It's the crazy emotions that are kicking my ass.

I get even moodier at that time of the month. I don't know how my family puts up with me.
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