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Started by Garraty_47, August 07, 2022, 07:19:04 PM

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Garraty_47

August 07, 2022, 07:19:04 PM
What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?



Gen A

Dove

#1
August 07, 2022, 07:54:38 PM
Good grief.



 That took me too long lol
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Garraty_47

#2
August 07, 2022, 08:12:22 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=469456 time=1659916478 user_id=3266
Good grief.



 That took me too long lol


 :laugh3:

Thiel

#3
August 07, 2022, 08:15:40 PM
How do we know that Tarzan will always be a White male?



Disney doesn't have the gonads to make a movie where an African-American acts like an ape.
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cw_

#4
August 07, 2022, 09:28:30 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=469456 time=1659916478 user_id=3266
Good grief.



 That took me too long lol


I'd ask you to clue a sister in but that might spoil the cringe for anyone else.  :/

Dove

#5
August 07, 2022, 09:37:06 PM
Quote from: cw_ post_id=469475 time=1659922110 user_id=3226
Quote from: Dove post_id=469456 time=1659916478 user_id=3266
Good grief.



 That took me too long lol


I'd ask you to clue a sister in but that might spoil the cringe for anyone else.  :/


 Say it out loud. Lol
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

cw_

#6
August 07, 2022, 09:50:25 PM
Heh. Ty.  I guess the cringe part is having to run that far for a joke.  Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks.

Thiel

#7
August 07, 2022, 09:54:56 PM
What did the teacher do with the student's report on cheese?



She grated it.
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Anonymous

#8
August 07, 2022, 10:15:56 PM
I think the first and last jokes were cute.

Garraty_47

#9
August 07, 2022, 11:23:31 PM
A long time ago we had empires run by emperors.

Then we had kingdoms run by kings.

Now we have countries...

Dove

#10
August 08, 2022, 01:03:36 AM
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=469505 time=1659929011 user_id=3381
A long time ago we had empires run by emperors.

Then we had kingdoms run by kings.

Now we have countries...


 ac_toofunny
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

#11
August 08, 2022, 01:06:55 AM
I went to buy camo pants today.....but i couldn't find them.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

#12
August 08, 2022, 01:11:20 AM
The rotation of Earth really makes my day.



If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Anonymous

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August 08, 2022, 06:34:05 AM
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=469505 time=1659929011 user_id=3381
A long time ago we had empires run by emperors.

Then we had kingdoms run by kings.

Now we have countries...

That joke appeared in Laughter Lounge.

Oliver Clotheshoffe

#14
August 08, 2022, 08:32:13 AM
Quote from: Dove post_id=469514 time=1659935480 user_id=3266


If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.






Why don't blind people skydive?



Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Life is too short to be in a hurry
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