Who would have thought..

[Melson Gibson]

The hell kind of convo is this?  Scouse and Mel...I see the quotes cut off to two quotes now..

It's the kind of convo stating that neither I nor Scouse would go anywhere near your stinking tuna fish snatch under any circumstance...

[Anonymous]

The hell kind of convo is this?  Scouse and Mel...I see the quotes cut off to two quotes now..

It's the kind of convo stating that neither I nor Scouse would go anywhere near your stinking tuna fish snatch under any circumstance...

Mel,



Why did you become a registard?

[Melson Gibson]

Mel,



Why did you become a registard?

Mainly for the ability to post images and such, since they've disabled that for Guests...

[Dove]

 Ummm.....dirty?



 I've never failed to clean off the table before serving guests.



 Pretty sure I'm married to a real live male. His seed successfully impregnated me and as far as I can tell....impregnated me with a tiny human.

Even clean, it still tastes like copper pennies.  At worst, it smells like rotten tuna with a stench that can linger...



There is no need for a real man to have his face anywhere near those holes!



The vagina is for the penis to go into, not the tongue!

 My dude....no....if it tastes like "copper pennies"....it isnt clean. That's menstrual debris lol.  



 It shouldnt smell like anything but flesh and normal female smell.



 We do plenty of things recreationally we dont technically "need" to do. Just sayin.



 My vagina is for anything I feel like sticking in there....I'll be the judge of that, thank you very much. If I wanna hide extra cash or lighters or whatever in there....that's my business. If that happens to be someone's face? It's probably the weekend. Odds are pretty good the face will attached to my husband.  He is definitely a real man.

[Berry Sweet]

It's the kind of convo stating that neither I nor Scouse would go anywhere near your stinking tuna fish snatch under any circumstance...

Mel,



Why did you become a registard?

Because he's a fart sniffer who only likes to sniff fresh farts from nasty asses.

[Dove]

 ac_lmfao



Come on Mel, WTF? I think you've been spending too much time on pol LOL.



I'm happy to tongue a bird's gash, hell I'll lick dat ass too aslong as it's clean.  

It's just not natural though...



I remember eating out my Ex's gash one time, and all I could smell was shit because she didn't wipe her ass properly.



It was then that I realized a man's face has no place anywhere near those holes!  Scat play is Weimar levels of degeneracy.



The Blurt's of the world likely love rectal play, but we must be better than that!



REAL MEN DON'T EAT PUSSY!   ac_razz

 No one taught you the smell test, eh?



 Arent you over 40?!



 You shouldnt be having sex with people who dont wipe their asses, Mel!

[Berry Sweet]

All Mel ever talks about is his ex...what a total fart sniffer..

[Melson Gibson]

 My vagina is for anything I feel like sticking in there....I'll be the judge of that, thank you very much. If I wanna hide extra cash or lighters or whatever in there....that's my business. If that happens to be someone's face? It's probably the weekend. Odds are pretty good the face will attached to my husband.  He is definitely a real man.

It's just not natural though.  Shoving traffic cones, money, lighters, baseball bats, nigger dicks, pop cans, and god knows what else up there just isn't right.  It's only meant for the penis and for babies to come out of.



It's just like how the rectum is only meant for poopy time, yet some degenerate folk just can't resist shoving various object up in there.



IT'S JUST WRONG!

[Berry Sweet]

Mel on a good day



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[Dove]

 My vagina is for anything I feel like sticking in there....I'll be the judge of that, thank you very much. If I wanna hide extra cash or lighters or whatever in there....that's my business. If that happens to be someone's face? It's probably the weekend. Odds are pretty good the face will attached to my husband.  He is definitely a real man.

It's just not natural though.  Shoving traffic cones, money, lighters, baseball bats, nigger dicks, pop cans, and god knows what else up there just isn't right.  It's only meant for the penis and for babies to come out of.



It's just like how the rectum is only meant for poopy time, yet some degenerate folk just can't resist shoving various object up in there.



IT'S JUST WRONG!

 Clothes are not natural. The internet is not natural.



 Oral sex? Totally natural. Even animals lick eachothers privates.



 Dont have sex with dirty people and you'll be fine. According to my husband his live in girl friend he had before me was icky and he thought he hated doing it. He hated everything about it.



 Turns out he just hated doing it to her lol.

[Dove]

I agree about the asshole though.



 And I maintain women do not like getting fucked in the asshole no matter how much they lie and pretend for male approval.



 There is absolutely nothing that feels good sexually in or around the asshole. Nothing. It hurts and it feels disgusting.



 I'm not gonna finger anyone in the ass either.



 And despite popular forum belief I never pegged Joo either. At least not before giving him a few shots of whiskey and telling him how beautiful he is.





 :D

[Melson Gibson]

 Clothes are not natural. The internet is not natural.



 Oral sex? Totally natural. Even animals lick eachothers privates.



 Dont have sex with dirty people and you'll be fine. According to my husband his live in girl friend he had before me was icky and he thought he hated doing it. He hated everything about it.



 Turns out he just hated doing it to her lol.

I suppose I can't totally disagree...  Many years ago I went through a phase that I am not proud of, and had a one-night-stand with some chick I've never seen before nor since.  Even after a shower the next day, my dick still stunk.  I literally could not wash the stench of rotten puss off my cock until a couple more showers.



That said, I think society as a whole is degenerating.  Sex is supposed to be about making babies and forming a bond, not jamming tongues and other objects up other peoples asses.



I'm a fairly tolerant guy, but even 'mainstream' porn has now become something so degenerate compared to the Playboy mags I was familiar with as a kid.



Even seeing a nigger dick defile White women turns my stomach.  I've seen too much degeneracy lately, and we need to get back to basics!







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[Melson Gibson]

I agree about the asshole though.



 And I maintain women do not like getting fucked in the asshole no matter how much they lie and pretend for male approval.



 There is absolutely nothing that feels good sexually in or around the asshole. Nothing. It hurts and it feels disgusting.



 I'm not gonna finger anyone in the ass either.



 And despite popular forum belief I never pegged Joo either. At least not before giving him a few shots of whiskey and telling him how beautiful he is.





 :D

Some guys may like anal because it's a tighter fit, but I didn't think most women enjoy it.



However, there was a female poster that once posted around these parts, Real Woman, that apparently loved the anal sex.



I am curious if, after all these years of anal, she now must wear adult diapers to catch the shit that leaks out?  The possibility of that is very real and very strong!

[Anonymous]

I once ate out an obese elderly ladies asshole. She was incontinent and had diarrhea. I had a face full of shit. Never again.

[Dove]

I agree about the asshole though.



 And I maintain women do not like getting fucked in the asshole no matter how much they lie and pretend for male approval.



 There is absolutely nothing that feels good sexually in or around the asshole. Nothing. It hurts and it feels disgusting.



 I'm not gonna finger anyone in the ass either.



 And despite popular forum belief I never pegged Joo either. At least not before giving him a few shots of whiskey and telling him how beautiful he is.





 :D

Some guys may like anal because it's a tighter fit, but I didn't think most women enjoy it.



However, there was a female poster that once posted around these parts, Real Woman, that apparently loved the anal sex.



I am curious if, after all these years of anal, she now must wear adult diapers to catch the shit that leaks out?  The possibility of that is very real and very strong!

 Women who claim to love anal sex are lying. They men to see them as sexy, the whole "not like other girls" thing. They are the "cool" girl friend that likes to watch porn with their boyfriend (notice how I'm saying GF/BF?) and they dont have many sexual boundaries. Also open to three ways even though they are hetro .... they claim to be a bit "Bi".



 It's the "if you cant beat them, join them"  sort of thinking where they think men will want them more or not cheat on them if they can be funnier and hotter and more sexual than average women.



 Women who make an effort to fit into what they think men want.  You can always tell because female sexuality is very different from a males and most of that shit is more stereotypical.  Men are supposed to want three ways and think sex with two women is hot. Men are supposed to watch porn and wanna have porn sex. Men are supposed to want to fuck a woman in the ass.



 In my experience I've found men are a bit more complicated and layered then that. But there are women who try to act out every stereotype of male sexual fantasy in effort to compete with other women and lock down a mate.



 And if they manage to marry it's not usually long before the sex is gone. Mostly because you now have a woman out of touch with her own needs because shes been acting.



 Go read some marriage help boards. There are tons of men who are all stuck in sexless marriages who all have the same story. She was an insatiable freak who couldnt get enough and she was down for anything.  And then it just....stopped.



 They all pretty much fake orgasms too.



 Porn has had a pretty toxic impact on men and women. I've never liked it (and some of that definately comes from working in the "sex industry" as a stripper off and on for so long). My husband decided to give it up entirely a long time ago....unbeknownst to me. I never even asked him if he watched porn.  He came to me one night, told me he wanted to talk and just spilled about it and told me he was stopping. He had another guy who was also stopping as an "accountability partner" ... but he says it wasnt even that hard. He also says he just feels better on every level now.



 There are a lot of men who get full blown addictions to it and it runs their sex life.  It sets expectations that are just not realistic. And there are plenty of women who feel they need to compete with porn.....and that's where the bullshit "yeah I love a dick in the ass!" shit comes from.