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 Women who claim to love anal sex are lying. They men to see them as sexy, the whole "not like other girls" thing. They are the "cool" girl friend that likes to watch porn with their boyfriend (notice how I'm saying GF/BF?) and they dont have many sexual boundaries. Also open to three ways even though they are hetro .... they claim to be a bit "Bi".



 It's the "if you cant beat them, join them"  sort of thinking where they think men will want them more or not cheat on them if they can be funnier and hotter and more sexual than average women.



 Women who make an effort to fit into what they think men want.  You can always tell because female sexuality is very different from a males and most of that shit is more stereotypical.  Men are supposed to want three ways and think sex with two women is hot. Men are supposed to watch porn and wanna have porn sex. Men are supposed to want to fuck a woman in the ass.

You seem awfully sure of your convictions in this regard. I'd ask if it was something you genuinely believed, or if it were merely something you wished were the case. So many people in this world and I'm sure you can find many who would support your assertions... but it does seem rather presumptuous to expect all women would agree with you.



For instance, if a woman thought there was a reward of loyalty for "getting her freak on" she might actually love the idea of anal, no matter how painful it was. In fact I put it to you that some would even seek it in preference to vaginal for that reason, possibly others. One of my ex-girlfriends (who wasnt into anal) told me about her friend Stephanie who apparently fit this particular bill. Stephanie was a total germophobe who kept an enema hose in her bathroom, as she actively abhorred vaginal sex and preferred her boyfriends to go in her back door instead. I never met Stephanie myself and cannot comment directly, though I see no reason to doubt my ex-gf's sincerity in the retelling. Who knows how Stephanie might have arrived at her exercised preference; all I can say is that while you and I might argue her state of mind, the fact is she was exercising a preference that she had, moreover she was quite active in the pursuit. To the point where she would bemoan the absence of her boyfrends and their cocks whenever she would break up with them (which was often).



I'm not suggesting you don't avoid the practice. Maybe you tried it and didn't enjoy it... not my business to know and I'm not suggesting a retelling if you have. Nor am I inviting you to cough upendless examples of confirmation because I'm sure you can find plenty of women to testify that they found it unpleasant. Not a woman myself, nor have I ever taken schlong in the hoop so I cannot comment from personal experience. The closest I ever came to having a partner stick anything up my ass was a south african chick who introduced me to the joys of analingus... which for the record was an unlooked pleasure from my perspective and a skill she had learned from a lesbian girlfriend.



She was a leftie. Make of that what you will. Here's some thinking music to get you in the mood.