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Frood

#30
December 12, 2022, 02:49:44 AM
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=487327 time=1670823552 user_id=61
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=484575 time=1669510974 user_id=1676




Skinny legs and pretty faces are kind of my thing.  :laugh:


Enjoy your pancake ass.  :laugh:


Think ahead.



Pancakes in your youth and muffins in your middle age.



Best of both worlds.
Blahhhhhh...

Zetsu

#31
December 12, 2022, 02:58:48 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=487339 time=1670831384 user_id=1676
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=487327 time=1670823552 user_id=61




Enjoy your pancake ass.  :laugh:


Think ahead.



Pancakes in your youth and muffins in your middle age.



Best of both worlds.


I gotta admit, you do have a point, lol.
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Herman

#32
December 12, 2022, 05:39:18 AM
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=487327 time=1670823552 user_id=61
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=484575 time=1669510974 user_id=1676




Skinny legs and pretty faces are kind of my thing.  :laugh:


Enjoy your pancake ass.  :laugh:

Pancake arses aint for me.

Blazor

#33
December 12, 2022, 12:03:20 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=487316 time=1670812124 user_id=3266
Quote from: Blazor post_id=484495 time=1669492973 user_id=2221
Lol, I dont mind dark meat, though I've never had it lol. I just dont want THICK like that lol.


 My husband was dating a black stripper who was in criminal justice classes when we met.



 He broke up with her to pursue me. She kinda caught on that someone else had snagged his attention. And a mutual friend I have with her (shes friends with one of my friends from way back....small world lol) told me she she checked me out on my page and said "shes pretty. At least shes not white"  :shock:  ac_toofunny



 My friend didnt tell her lol


 :laugh:



Well, to be fair, remember I told you a while back, you looked a tiny bit Latino lolol.



The first time I met my wife, she thought I was half Black  :laugh:



Was because I was so tan lol. Plus I dressed and talked Black to a degree lol. Whats funny, her grandma, when she met me, said "oh Lord, thank God you aint Black" hahahaha. I was the only one she liked lol. My wife had dated Blacks before me.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Zetsu

#34
December 12, 2022, 04:41:34 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=487349 time=1670841558 user_id=3396
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=487327 time=1670823552 user_id=61




Enjoy your pancake ass.  :laugh:

Pancake arses aint for me.


Me either, I guess it's all each to their own.  I'm more of some where in between, not too gargantuan, but not so damn flat and small, lol.
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Herman

#35
May 30, 2023, 11:08:07 PM
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Herman

#36
May 30, 2023, 11:13:02 PM
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Adolf Oliver Bush

#37
May 30, 2023, 11:49:21 PM
Sorry mang... on this one we're going to have to agree... to disagree.





See, you post this....


Quote from: Herman post_id=487313 time=1670809989 user_id=3396
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...but I see this...





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I'll stick with the ones that don't need a rag on a stick as part of their daily toilet routine, thanks.
Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

Herman

#38
May 31, 2023, 12:01:05 AM
Maybe Skylar Banks is more your type.

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Adolf Oliver Bush

#39
May 31, 2023, 12:04:21 AM
Nah man. She'd need one hell of a personality to compensate for that fat ass.



I know how fat people feel, I felt a fat person once. Took me about three months, but... I eventually got around it.
Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

Herman

#40
May 31, 2023, 12:06:32 AM
Quote from: "Adolf Oliver Bush" post_id=502343 time=1685505861 user_id=3409
Nah man. She'd need one hell of a personality to compensate for that fat ass.



I know how fat people feel, I felt a fat person once. Took me about three months, but... I eventually got around it.

Her fat is in all the right places.

Frood

#41
May 31, 2023, 12:44:33 AM
Being a fat slob and adulating fat slobs are both symptoms of the same mental illness.



Fatties and their Fatty Fuckers need serious help..
Blahhhhhh...

Herman

#42
May 31, 2023, 12:49:14 AM
Here is one for old Freud.

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Frood

#43
May 31, 2023, 01:01:03 AM
***gag***



Fuck you, fatmotherfucker....  ac_biggrin
Blahhhhhh...

Adolf Oliver Bush

#44
May 31, 2023, 04:00:33 AM
Quote from: Herman post_id=502344 time=1685505992 user_id=3396
Quote from: "Adolf Oliver Bush" post_id=502343 time=1685505861 user_id=3409
Nah man. She'd need one hell of a personality to compensate for that fat ass.



I know how fat people feel, I felt a fat person once. Took me about three months, but... I eventually got around it.

Her fat is in all the right places.

Too much of it for my tastes. I can imagine the stank of bumsweat just looking at it.



Ugh.
Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles
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