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Adolf Oliver Bush

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May 31, 2023, 05:58:19 AM
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Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

DKG

#31
May 31, 2023, 09:12:11 AM
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 :laugh3:

Shen Li

#32
May 31, 2023, 09:06:25 PM
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When I was a kid, fairy tales began with once upon a time. Now fairy tales begin with according to experts.

So true.

Adolf Oliver Bush

#33
May 31, 2023, 09:29:23 PM
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Shen Li's daughter, is that you?
Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

Shen Li

#34
May 31, 2023, 09:33:11 PM
Quote from: "Adolf Oliver Bush" post_id=502449 time=1685582963 user_id=3409
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Shen Li's daughter, is that you?

I don't have a daughter. I have 2 sons ages 8 and 10.

Adolf Oliver Bush

#35
May 31, 2023, 09:37:10 PM
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Quote from: "Adolf Oliver Bush" post_id=502449 time=1685582963 user_id=3409
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Shen Li's daughter, is that you?

I don't have a daughter. I have 2 sons ages 8 and 10.

She's too young to be you... long lost cousin maybe?  :laugh3:
Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

Shen Li

#36
May 31, 2023, 09:39:53 PM
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Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=502451 time=1685583191 user_id=3389


I don't have a daughter. I have 2 sons ages 8 and 10.

She's too young to be you... long lost cousin maybe?  :laugh3:

I'll take your word for it because I didn't watch. Was this series popular in Aus?

Adolf Oliver Bush

#37
May 31, 2023, 09:44:06 PM
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Quote from: "Adolf Oliver Bush" post_id=502453 time=1685583430 user_id=3409


She's too young to be you... long lost cousin maybe?  :laugh3:

I'll take your word for it because I didn't watch. Was this series popular in Aus?

It had its moments. A highly un-woke take on multiculturalism, funny as fuck.



You can take my word for it; the asian reminds me a lot of your attitude.  ac_biggrin
Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

Shen Li

#38
May 31, 2023, 09:45:35 PM
Quote from: "Adolf Oliver Bush" post_id=502457 time=1685583846 user_id=3409
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=502455 time=1685583593 user_id=3389


I'll take your word for it because I didn't watch. Was this series popular in Aus?

It had its moments. A highly un-woke take on multiculturalism, funny as fuck.



You can take my word for it; the asian reminds me a lot of your attitude.  ac_biggrin

Sounds like a series I would like. Maybe I will take a look at that vid you posted.

Herman

#39
June 02, 2023, 06:40:48 PM
Daffy Duck calls the hotel desk and asks for a condom.



The hotel clerks asks "shall we put it on your bill"?



Daffy replies, "are you thucking thupid, I'll thuffocate.

Oliver Clotheshoffe

#40
June 04, 2023, 01:12:23 PM
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Life is too short to be in a hurry

Shen Li

#41
June 04, 2023, 01:12:57 PM
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You bastard. ac_toofunny  ac_lmfao  :roll:

Herman

#42
June 05, 2023, 04:05:03 PM
Approximately forty years ago Tom Jones wrote a song called She's a Lady despite the fact he aint a biologist.

Adolf Oliver Bush

#43
June 06, 2023, 05:58:39 AM
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Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

Herman

#44
June 06, 2023, 09:40:56 PM
An old classic. Watch the last thirty seconds.

">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4SFK_8Dr_Y

Your mother bitch. :laugh3:
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