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This fool put a bomb up his ass

Started by Erica Mena, December 21, 2022, 11:59:47 AM

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Erica Mena

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11562045/French-man-sparks-hospital-evacuation-arriving-WWI-artillery-shell-stuck-rectum.html">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ectum.html">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11562045/French-man-sparks-hospital-evacuation-arriving-WWI-artillery-shell-stuck-rectum.html





Doctors were left shell-shocked after an 88-year-old Frenchman arrived at hospital with a World War One bomb stuck in his rectum.



The unnamed senior citizen arrived at the Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon, southern France, on Saturday evening in the hope of having the 8in artillery shell removed from his anus.



His arrival sparked a bomb scare as hospital officials feared the antique explosive would detonate, French news organisation Var-Matin reported.



However, bomb disposal experts determined that there was little risk of the shell exploding inside the man.



It is understood that the man had inserted it in his bottom for sexual pleasure





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Biggie Smiles

Sounds like something Admin would do



LMAO

Erica Mena

That's the first thing that came to mind when I read this :roll:
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Blazor

Puts a whole new spin on "dat ass da bomb!"  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Biggie Smiles

Wait -- is it true that Fat Lily was calling herself "Mrs Piggy" at BF ?

Erica Mena

Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=488537 time=1671643528 user_id=3214
Wait -- is it true that Fat Lily was calling herself "Mrs Piggy" at BF ?






Yes. Lol
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Blazor

Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=488537 time=1671643528 user_id=3214
Wait -- is it true that Fat Lily was calling herself "Mrs Piggy" at BF ?


Not only that, but changed her member name to it, and put a Miss Piggy avatar on  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Biggie Smiles

Now that is what you call a moment of self reflection and clarity



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Odinson

Gay medical emergencies plague the clinics.

Erica Mena

Quote from: Odinson post_id=488542 time=1671644734 user_id=136
Gay medical emergencies plague the clinics.






You see some shit at hospitals, let me tell you.
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Biggie Smiles

Guys like Admong and seamajor coming in with frightened Gerbils trying to tear a hole in their small intestine  and what not

Erica Mena

Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=488544 time=1671645315 user_id=3214
Guys like Admong and seamajor coming in with frightened Gerbils trying to tear a hole in their small intestine  and what not






No one can't tell me Admin isn't gay. That fairy is way too messy and in peoples business
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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=488545 time=1671645521 user_id=2845
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=488544 time=1671645315 user_id=3214
Guys like Admong and seamajor coming in with frightened Gerbils trying to tear a hole in their small intestine  and what not






No one can't tell me Admin isn't gay. That fairy is way too messy and in peoples business


Childless, sissy and way too fucking emo about anything trans.

Aryan


Odinson

Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=488543 time=1671644901 user_id=2845
Quote from: Odinson post_id=488542 time=1671644734 user_id=136
Gay medical emergencies plague the clinics.






You see some shit at hospitals, let me tell you.


They need to publish names and faces.