So I plan on getting a cat

[Shen Li]

I'll have to buy litter, food and cat treats again next week. I'll go to Costco, so I can tell you if shelves are empty or not.

 I get the cat treats that are the gravy stuff in the tubes. They love that nasty stuff lol.

We buy Greenie's Dental Treats. Our cat is now a senior.

[Dove]

 I get the cat treats that are the gravy stuff in the tubes. They love that nasty stuff lol.

We buy Greenie's Dental Treats. Our cat is now a senior.

 Only a few of mine will eat those. I really wanted them to eat it for their teeth....but they gotta be fussy little pricks  

[Blazor]

What the hell is going on with dry cat food? I went to Wal-Mart today and the shelves were empty except for those Iam bags that nobody buys because they cost 17 bucks each. Wasn't a single bag of Friskies or Meow Mix or any of the others. They still had wet cat food so I got a few boxes but things are really getting strange out there.

Same. Gotta try some place that one doesnt normally get cat food, like Kroger. I found a bag of Meow Mix there.



Its how I get some things these days, buy 'em at places that one doesnt think. Like getting motor oil at Home Depot lol.



Gotta ask the clerks, what day the truck comes too. That helps with some things. If they get it Wednesday night, you go Thursday morning.



Last week, I mentioned this cat food shortage as well. I even got on Amazon, and Chewy, neither had it, which is shocking.

[Blazor]

 So I had no choice but to buy the best of what was there and of course they are barfing now.

Ugh, same, 2 barfs a day on the kitchen floor. At least its on the vinyl and not the carpet lol.



I normally get Friskies Farm Favorites.



They do better with smaller pieces, and less red dye.

[Shen Li]

We buy Greenie's Dental Treats. Our cat is now a senior.

 Only a few of mine will eat those. I really wanted them to eat it for their teeth....but they gotta be fussy little pricks  

Our cat likes them.

[Dove]

 So I had no choice but to buy the best of what was there and of course they are barfing now.

Ugh, same, 2 barfs a day on the kitchen floor. At least its on the vinyl and not the carpet lol.



I normally get Friskies Farm Favorites.



They do better with smaller pieces, and less red dye.

 I woke up this morning and on my way to the bathroom I stepped in a STILL hot lump of cat slime. Right in the carpet.



 It was AWESOME. (Sarcasm)

[Garraty_47]

 I woke up this morning and on my way to the bathroom I stepped in a STILL hot lump of cat slime. Right in the carpet.



 It was AWESOME. (Sarcasm)

My favorite is when you're lying there, just about to drift off, and hear off in the distance a dreaded:



HRUuck-HRUuck-HRUuck-*blahrg*



You know if you ignore it you'll forget in the morning and step on it because it's invariably someplace you *will* be walking.



"Attention passengers: your sleep has unfortunately been delayed for an hour, possibly two. Better luck next time!"

[Frood]

Cats are hard work... I would never have one which didn't like walking on a leash or barking.

[Dove]

 I woke up this morning and on my way to the bathroom I stepped in a STILL hot lump of cat slime. Right in the carpet.



 It was AWESOME. (Sarcasm)

My favorite is when you're lying there, just about to drift off, and hear off in the distance a dreaded:



HRUuck-HRUuck-HRUuck-*blahrg*



You know if you ignore it you'll forget in the morning and step on it because it's invariably someplace you *will* be walking.



"Attention passengers: your sleep has unfortunately been delayed for an hour, possibly two. Better luck next time!"

 Or theyve done found some plastic and you just got comfortable and you can tell if you dont get up and you are gonna end up needing 50k to unblock their intestines lol



 And when the little fuckers barf they always do it where you'll be walking so youll see it and clean it lol

[Garraty_47]

 Or theyve done found some plastic and you just got comfortable and you can tell if you dont get up and you are gonna end up needing 50k to unblock their intestines lol



 And when the little fuckers barf they always do it where you'll be walking so youll see it and clean it lol

What's with the cats who think a gravity-assisted hurl is the best way to go?

They seem to need to be at least on the back of a chair or a couch but if they have time they'll get atop a bookshelf or some other elevated position.



Maybe they're just artists?

From that distance they do achieve some pretty gnarly splatter patterns.

[Blazor]

Ugh, same, 2 barfs a day on the kitchen floor. At least its on the vinyl and not the carpet lol.



I normally get Friskies Farm Favorites.



They do better with smaller pieces, and less red dye.

 I woke up this morning and on my way to the bathroom I stepped in a STILL hot lump of cat slime. Right in the carpet.



 It was AWESOME. (Sarcasm)

Oh no, thats the worst lol.



Well, the worst is getting up in the middle of the night, and stepping in it with bare feet in the dark lol.

[Dove]

 Or theyve done found some plastic and you just got comfortable and you can tell if you dont get up and you are gonna end up needing 50k to unblock their intestines lol



 And when the little fuckers barf they always do it where you'll be walking so youll see it and clean it lol

What's with the cats who think a gravity-assisted hurl is the best way to go?

They seem to need to be at least on the back of a chair or a couch but if they have time they'll get atop a bookshelf or some other elevated position.



Maybe they're just artists?

From that distance they do achieve some pretty gnarly splatter patterns.

 I have this super tall shelf unit I put out here in my kitchen, right? And I have this fluffy and beautiful dilute calico named Ripley. She LOVES being up there. She is a highest point in the house kinda cat.



 And we were all chilling and suddenly we heard the hoarking....and we all just watched as she went through the whole heaving right over the side of the unit and you could see the puke glob fall....almost slow mow...and hit the floor with a SMACK lol



 It was so gross LOL. It splashed  

[JOE]

Is it possible to build a separate living quarters for a cat like a 'cat house'? That way they have a shelter/ warm place to sleep so you can avoid mishaps like that?



Thats what Id be inclined to do.

[Dove]

Is it possible to build a separate living quarters for a cat like a 'cat house'? That way they have a shelter/ warm place to sleep so you can avoid mishaps like that?



Thats what Id be inclined to do.

 You either take life with the occasional cat slime or you dont deserve a cat!

[Trump’s Niece]

Well shit. All cats do that?