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Started by Anonymous, January 24, 2023, 07:31:51 AM

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Anonymous

... the fuck is this shit???





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weebles

You found that thus explain?

Anonymous

Start speaking intelligible english before I sack you and hire a lobotomised porchmonkey to play your role.

kiebers

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... the fuck is this
Exactly...
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Biggie Smiles

Could this be why Pig has a sudden fixation with potatoes ?

Oliver Clotheshoffe

Japanese anime. Japanese do weird stuff. I think dropping the nukes on them scrambled their DNA or something.
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Herman

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Japanese anime. Japanese do weird stuff. I think dropping the nukes on them scrambled their DNA or something.

They do not have tampon dispensers in boys washrooms.

Lokmar

My son in law has all kinds of ER stories about idiots getting things stuck up their ass. One dude shoved a big potato up his  asshole in 2021 and another moron shoved a can of hairspray or some like can completely up his ass last year. Both cases required surgery to remove. Shoulda just killed em.

Teh Scoundrel

I believe light bulbs are a favourite anal influx toy.



I mean. Really. What do you expect will happen?

Lokmar

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I believe light bulbs are a favourite anal influx toy.



I mean. Really. What do you expect will happen?


Yea, right?  If you got the urge to shove something up your ass so bad, use something like a road cone or something with a long handle so you dont wind up in an episode of "Stories From The ER".

Herman

Speaking of seriously.

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Dove

Quote from: Guest post_id=492338 time=1674563511
... the fuck is this shit???





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 You've been hanging out with Fox?
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

Quote from: Lokmar post_id=492372 time=1674615528 user_id=3351
My son in law has all kinds of ER stories about idiots getting things stuck up their ass. One dude shoved a big potato up his  asshole in 2021 and another moron shoved a can of hairspray or some like can completely up his ass last year. Both cases required surgery to remove. Shoulda just killed em.


 LoL so does my husband have a ton of these stories lol
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Herman

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Quote from: Lokmar post_id=492372 time=1674615528 user_id=3351
My son in law has all kinds of ER stories about idiots getting things stuck up their ass. One dude shoved a big potato up his  asshole in 2021 and another moron shoved a can of hairspray or some like can completely up his ass last year. Both cases required surgery to remove. Shoulda just killed em.


 LoL so does my husband have a ton of these stories lol

Kid, are you saying your old man sticks things up his arse. :2r4ml1j_th:

Dove

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Quote from: Dove post_id=492715 time=1674863965 user_id=3266




 LoL so does my husband have a ton of these stories lol

Kid, are you saying your old man sticks things up his arse. :2r4ml1j_th:


 Noooooooo......he works in a hospital so he tons of stories about other people shoving stuff up their asses.  ac_toofunny
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.