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Re: Forum gossip thread by Sloan
Started by Erica Mena, February 04, 2023, 07:33:11 PM
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Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=493462 time=1675573053 user_id=164
Turning off guest posting?
The incels will rage!
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=493462 time=1675573053 user_id=164
Turning off guest posting?
The incels will rage!
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=493480 time=1675611925 user_id=3381Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=493462 time=1675573053 user_id=164
Turning off guest posting?
The incels will rage!
That's no way to talk about S'Cunt.
It needs moar derisive adjectives...
Quote from: Guest post_id=493532 time=1675688899
She wasn't talking about me, I get more offers for sex on Second Life than I can poke a scripted cock at.
Quote from: Guest post_id=493532 time=1675688899
Stick that in your mandelbrot girliegrots and twist on it.
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=493535 time=1675691253 user_id=3381Quote from: Guest post_id=493532 time=1675688899
She wasn't talking about me, I get more offers for sex on Second Life than I can poke a scripted cock at.
Another marvel of the digital age:
A fella can't be an incel if he can strap on a helmet and get his digital dick wet.
This truly is an amazing time to be alive.
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=493535 time=1675691253 user_id=3381Quote from: Guest post_id=493532 time=1675688899
Stick that in your mandelbrot girliegrots and twist on it.
If I'm logged into my Steam profile when that happens does it count as an actual romantic encounter?
I wouldn't want to deprive my digital bedpost of another potential notch...
Quote from: Guest post_id=493570 time=1675760380
Meh, it's overrated like most sweaty entanglements are. At the end of it all you're limp and deflated and she's dribbling white goo, leaving snail trails about the place and making plans for the future. Which probably includes getting dragged about by a Prince Albert piercing and summary rapings of your wallet.
Quote from: Guest post_id=493570 time=1675760380
Prostitarts are better, at least they leave when you pay them to. Pretty much everything else hangs about like one of Looney's herpes outbreaks to fuck with the arrangement. No thanks.
Quote from: Guest post_id=493570 time=1675760380
Ask Poofer, he's into that sort of shit. Give me a GTA server with mods regularly hacking the server any day... much more entertaining.
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=493572 time=1675777957 user_id=3381Quote from: Guest post_id=493570 time=1675760380
Meh, it's overrated like most sweaty entanglements are. At the end of it all you're limp and deflated and she's dribbling white goo, leaving snail trails about the place and making plans for the future. Which probably includes getting dragged about by a Prince Albert piercing and summary rapings of your wallet.
How did Breakfall's jewelry-encrusted tonker end up in this convo?
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=493572 time=1675777957 user_id=3381Quote from: Guest post_id=493570 time=1675760380
Prostitarts are better, at least they leave when you pay them to. Pretty much everything else hangs about like one of Looney's herpes outbreaks to fuck with the arrangement. No thanks.
Have you ever considered writing valentine's day cards for Hallmark?
Your way with a romantic turn of phrase could be an industry changer.
Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=493572 time=1675777957 user_id=3381Quote from: Guest post_id=493570 time=1675760380
Ask Poofer, he's into that sort of shit. Give me a GTA server with mods regularly hacking the server any day... much more entertaining.
Thanks for the reminder...
...I haven't run GuildWars2 in months and I'm sure there are lots of updates waiting to be downloaded.
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