Best way to troll on a vegan page online?

[Shen Li]

Block him.

if somebody quotes him, I can read it.



It's a fucking shame what narcotics do to the brain.

[Berry Sweet]

Block him.

if somebody quotes him, I can read it.



It's a fucking shame what narcotics do to the brain.

He did it to himself.  Now he's dying.



I remember at VF several years ago....he was always writing about the best benzos.



Dude probably coats his chicken in crushed benzos before deep frying...served with a benzo side dip...

[Shen Li]

if somebody quotes him, I can read it.



It's a fucking shame what narcotics do to the brain.

He did it to himself.  Now he's dying.



I remember at VF several years ago....he was always writing about the best benzos.



Dude probably coats his chicken in crushed benzos before deep frying...served with a benzo side dip...

Do you believe that?

[Frood]

I'm not into trolling....however, I joined a few vegan sites...mostly to get some interesting recipes or ways of preparing food.



Oh. My. Fuck.



I can't believe how many dumb people are out there!  The worst of the worst all on vegan sites.  Listening to them speak...reading massive DUMB questions...the stupidity is so HUGE...it makes me wanna troll.



Please share your vegan trolling here.  Who has the best stupid quote troll?

Say that your husband has been a vegan all his life until he developed erection issues, then you started replacing his fake bacon bits on his salads with diced up pork jerky from Costco and now he's a walking stiffy and none the wiser.



His pork sword is getting better and your bearded clam is loving it.

[Berry Sweet]

He did it to himself.  Now he's dying.



I remember at VF several years ago....he was always writing about the best benzos.



Dude probably coats his chicken in crushed benzos before deep frying...served with a benzo side dip...

Do you believe that?

I dont know if I can believe that...I do however believe he's developed a neurological disorder from abusing benzos.

[Berry Sweet]

I'm not into trolling....however, I joined a few vegan sites...mostly to get some interesting recipes or ways of preparing food.



Oh. My. Fuck.



I can't believe how many dumb people are out there!  The worst of the worst all on vegan sites.  Listening to them speak...reading massive DUMB questions...the stupidity is so HUGE...it makes me wanna troll.



Please share your vegan trolling here.  Who has the best stupid quote troll?

Say that your husband has been a vegan all his life until he developed erection issues, then you started replacing his fake bacon bits on his salads with diced up pork jerky from Costco and now he's a walking stiffy and none the wiser.



His pork sword is getting better and your bearded clam is loving it.

Some dudes weiner doesn't impress me.

[Berry Sweet]

"I'm eating beans and broccoli...its making me fart...what should I do?"



Fuck.  Let 'er riiip with no shame?



This is a constant post.

[Frood]

"Are fruit leathers vegan? [ feel so ashamed for craving them."

[Oerdin]

Drugs are bad, m'kay?  Oh, and veganism is lame.

[formosan]

Drugs are bad, m'kay?  Oh, and veganism is lame.

Limiting red meat consumption is a good idea..



But, we need protein in our diets.

[Frood]

Drugs are bad, m'kay?  Oh, and veganism is lame.

Limiting red meat consumption is a good idea..



But, we need protein in our diets.

Red meat is great.

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

Limiting red meat consumption is a good idea..



But, we need protein in our diets.

Red meat is great.

Mmmm, I'm thinking I order in some slaughtered quadruped. Something with a distinct lack of bugs in it.

[Berry Sweet]

Holy fuck with the honey question...is honey vegan?  ...no! You can't eat it cause it exploits the bees..You're harming them...an animal that is 'working' is not vegan.  What the actual fuck!?



So bees pollinate our fruits and veggies.. they are "working" to do this...so no fruits and veggies for you... fuckin starve idiots.





And then there's the vitamin question....what can I eat to get this vitamin or that vitamin....just take a vitamin pill to make up for what's lost.....but oh no!  Can't do that because it's not "natural"...then sick and fuckin die.



Omg!  The fuckin stupidity!



Don't educated and research for yourself....instead come online to an app and ask all the other retards who know nothing!!   Fuckin vegan police...the dumbest of the dumb.

[Lokmar]

Limiting red meat consumption is a good idea..



But, we need protein in our diets.

Red meat is great.

Yep! Something has to die every fucking day for my survival or I'm not satiated. Fuck stupid assed vegans in the ass with a jumbo grilled sausage!!!

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

Holy fuck with the honey question...is honey vegan?  ...no! You can't eat it cause it exploits the bees..You're harming them...an animal that is 'working' is not vegan.  What the actual fuck!?



So bees pollinate our fruits and veggies.. they are "working" to do this...so no fruits and veggies for you... fuckin starve idiots.

I wonder if they've considered a diet of mushrooms, kelp and lichen... meh, their arms are noodly enough already.