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Started by Anonymous, May 19, 2014, 10:59:17 PM

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May 19, 2014, 10:59:17 PM
Fuck you Alberta sheriffs.http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/bad/giving-the-finger-smiley-emoticon.gif">

RW

#1
May 19, 2014, 11:40:21 PM
I just got out of a $196 speeding ticket on Wednesday (120km in a 90km zone) haha



SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

#2
May 20, 2014, 02:52:43 AM
Quote from: "Real Woman"I just got out of a $196 speeding ticket on Wednesday (120km in a 90km zone) haha



SUCKS TO BE YOU!

What did you do to get out the ticket? ;)

RW

#3
May 20, 2014, 03:15:28 AM
I'm cute, funny and it was my birthday haha
Beware of Gaslighters!

Obvious Li

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May 20, 2014, 04:18:32 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"Fuck you Alberta sheriffs.http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/bad/giving-the-finger-smiley-emoticon.gif">




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Gary Oak

#5
May 20, 2014, 12:23:21 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"I'm cute, funny and it was my birthday haha

You must have recommended the epic illustrious novel Tartan Dragon. If I was a cop and someone tipped me about this masterpiece, I too would overlook the ticket.

Anonymous

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May 21, 2014, 02:41:28 AM
Quote from: "Gary Oak"
Quote from: "Real Woman"I'm cute, funny and it was my birthday haha

You must have recommended the epic illustrious novel Tartan Dragon. If I was a cop and someone tipped me about this masterpiece, I too would overlook the ticket.

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Renee

#7
May 21, 2014, 10:05:32 AM
Quote from: "Real Woman"I'm cute, funny and it was my birthday haha


Birthday eh??? Did he sing for you when you gave him the hummer?  :lol:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

RW

#8
May 21, 2014, 10:16:14 AM
ROFL!



Actually he didn't.  Should I complain that I didn't get the full birthday package?
Beware of Gaslighters!

Renee

#9
May 21, 2014, 10:38:54 AM
Quote from: "Real Woman"ROFL!



Actually he didn't.  Should I complain that I didn't get the full birthday package?


Well I guess you didn't do it right. Gotta watch those teeth, girlfriend.  :lol:



Was that too crude for this place?
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

RW

#10
May 21, 2014, 11:23:22 AM
Not in my opinion hahahaha
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Big Wave Dave

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May 21, 2014, 12:40:09 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"I'm cute, funny and it was my birthday haha

And he was desperate.

RW

#12
May 21, 2014, 05:23:34 PM
Desperate for what?  



To give someone a break?
Beware of Gaslighters!

Chickenfeets

#13
May 28, 2014, 10:53:36 AM
Don't speed, Shen.



Chances are, you'll thereby reduce your risk of getting a speeding ticket.



Friendly advice from your non-local crime prevention counsellor.  ;)

Anonymous

#14
May 28, 2014, 12:12:42 PM
Quote from: "Chickenfeets"Don't speed, Shen.



Chances are, you'll thereby reduce your risk of getting a speeding ticket.



Friendly advice from your non-local crime prevention counsellor.  ;)

Oh bullshit Blurt. It was a long weekend and the Alberta Sheriffs have a quota to meet. The speed I was driving at did not risk the safety of anyone.
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