You must insult the person above you.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Spreads mayo on white bread and calls it caviar.

[Shen Li]

His idea of culture is watching old episodes of Duck Dynasty.

[Renegade Quark]

Those jeans do, in fact, make her ass look fat.

[Frood]

Went down on a raccoon for a half chewed packet of hotdogs.

[J E B Stuart]

Identifies as a female every Tuesday in time for Ladies Night half-price drinks at Darrel's Watering Hole & Snooker Palace.

Amen.

[Brent]

Buys Frood drinks every Tuesday night when Frood is in drag at Darrel's Watering Hole and Snooker Palace.

[Renegade Quark]

Is real estate for scabies.

[Shen Li]

His wife speaks 10 languages, but can't say no, I'm married in any of them.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Calls her local Chinese restaurant and orders a large cream of sum yung gai.

[Frood]

Cruises highway rest stops in rainbow coloured hospital scrubs.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Stands at street corners with a sign that says 'Will lick toilets clean for Taco Bell'.

[Frood]

Went into convulsions,threw up, and died at a Tupperware party. Coroner listed the cause of death as "coffee enema".

[Renegade Quark]

Attracts flies.

[J E B Stuart]

To-date has been banned from 13 Walmart stores for taking electric scooters on joyrides up and down the aisles while loudly wet-farting and "singing" Born To Be Wild.

Amen.