This is how you stick a pig

[DKG]

She went woke and became an utter douchebag

not that this isn't a pattern with her as she is a spineless jellyfish who follows whatever trend she thinks is most popular and tries to ingrain herself in it

take the whole BLM phase as just one example

I do not know where she stands on any issue.

[Frood]

I do not know where she stands on any issue.

Very heavily...and in a squatting position.

[Biggie Smiles]

I do not know where she stands on any issue.

That's cause she's a worm

[DKG]

That's cause she's a worm

You mean she licks her finger and holds it up in the air to see which way the winds are blowing.

[Biggie Smiles]

Now if you knew your big fat whale porn was distributed like AIDS, wouldn't you stfu? I know I would, especially if my face was attached to the pics.

knew I seen that hulking fat cow somewhere before

[Shen Li]

Now if you knew your big fat whale porn was distributed like AIDS, wouldn't you stfu? I know I would, especially if my face was attached to the pics.

Mergecock is a hideous whale.

[Tubby Murdy]

Flea is so jealous of me. I don't need Ozempic to keep my slender figure.

[Biggie Smiles]

Mergecock is a hideous whale.

It's far worse in person

trust me

Did I tell you when she came to New York I took her to a Chinese buffet and the woman behind the counter started mumbling something in her native tongue that I can only imagine went something like "I should be charging this fucking whale triple"

it was 18.00 a plate and those people took a bath that night. Tubby must have devoured at least 150.00 worth of food

[Frood]

knew I seen that hulking fat cow somewhere before

Damn, that gut of hers is massive...

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

Bish is as big as obese Lizzo

When I was a kid, making fun of people for deficiencies in their appearance, character and any deformities either might be exhibiting was commonplace and nobody gave a shit about it. At least not where I was they didn't.

Times change. Sometime during my high school years, political incorrectness reared its woke noodle and started gushing great quantities of jizz about how wrong it was to say "mean things" about spastics and mental retards (among other things). So far, so good. Only once public opinion had been sufficiently swayed to the point that mobs of people could boo a guy for pointing out the shortcomings of Sped-helmeted dribblecup afficionados, someone thought it might be a good idea to trot out this spazz...

...and far from condemning him for making fun of the newly verboten topic, convince everyone that it was "stunning and brave" of him to tread topics that us mere able bodied were no longer allowed to broach. Not only that, but we were encouraged to laugh at his attempts of "performative excellence" and even (as was the case in the 1994 ARIA awards) push him to the front of the podium as the absolute zenith of Australian comedic excellence...

...thusly. When pretty much everyone else nominated for the category (with the obvious exception of Rolf Harris) were far more capable of bringing the laughs completely unassisted from societal expectations. Or to put it another way, Steady Eddy got sympathy-fucked to the head of the line because it was politically correct to do so. No other reason... and if you've bothered to watch any random thirty second slice out of the first video I posted above, you'll be forgiven for not doubting the truth of my words.

This isn't the only time this has happened of course, not in Australia and certainly not on the global stage. You might see parallels with the whole "don't call me nigger, only niggers get to call me nigger" garbage, but if you stop and look around you can and probably should enumerate countless examples where similar controls over free expression are being exercised. With certain preferred classes being given a free pass because for some unexplained reason, the fact they are the grossest examples of the "cruel and nawsty" verbiage they vomit in your direction somehow excuses themselves from being held to the same standard you are.

Lizzo is a good example. She is wont to remark at length of how fat her dancers are, but heaven forbid a long, tall, lanky streak of pelican-shit such as myself should point out that it is she who is in the most imminent danger of collapsing under her own gravitation pull.

Thing is, I will say it. I don't give a fuck and neither should you. Reason? Simply put, segregating people out for special treatment and privilege is the antithesis of a meritocracy. Unchecked, it discourages those of us who are capable of better to not bother trying at all. Because no matter how well the capable comport themselves, it will get stolen just so some worthless incompetent fat slob gets the privilege of behaving like a pig and getting away with it.

You can see the degeneracy your world is sinking into. Call it out. Check it without fear or favour BUT be mindful there will be those who will do the same to you. Getting aggro about it... meh, if it's something you think is worth addressing and moreover that you are capable of doing so, it's really only you that gets to decide if you shoulder the responsibility or not. It doesn't matter if some planet sized blimp starts banging on about how far you tip the scales unless you let it bother you. And if it doesn't bother you, do you really imagine her capable of crowbarring her bulk out of the canyon she's made in her own couch, hitching her spandex tightly into her hungrybum and moose knuckle for the purposes of waddling down to your place to make it bother you?

I thought not. 

[caskur]

Steady Eddy is brilliant.

He was not well received in Canada or Scotland.

And you wonder why I have no interest in travel outtside of Australia.

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

Steady Eddy is brilliant.

Purlease, Fred Dagg ran rings around him and he was merely there to announce the nominations. Which as I previously noted included Rolf Harris who was only there because of a cover version of an overplayed Led Zeppelin song he had never personally heard (probably too busy guzzling little girls minges I shouldn't wonder) and for reasons best known to Satan had decided a wobble board was an essential part of the arrangement. Needless to say the resulting cover of Stairway To Heaven was so embarrassingly tragic it's a wonder Rolf wasn't court martialed by the music industry.

Wait... he received an ARIA nomination... close enough. Forget I mentioned the weirdass Buddy Holly wannabe.

ALL of the other nominations pissed it in over Steady Eddy in terms of comedic value. Second Take's redubbing of the Hercules movie, veteran radio funnyman Uncle Doug's presentation of comedic gold from the Triple M network... even Jimeoin's standup... all shat it in over the drawling retard stumbling through material that was old before I'd finished primary school.

And yet it's the retard that gets line honours? That thieving spastic would be paying me and my mates for the material he'd stolen from us... if only we hadn't stolen it ourselves (and from those who likely stole it themselves from elsewhere). And if that wasn't bad enough, we're supposed to laugh along with the rest as though we had never ever heard it before becaaaause... reasons?

Not good enough. Look, I know you admit to "leaning left" and that this style of communist bullshit is right up your alley, but Steady Eddy is nothing amazing, past being a shining example of the maxim "you can't polish a turd". He's a retard, he'll always be a retard, he just happened along at a time where retards were the flavour of the moment and got a little notoriety for his ability to soil his Depends on cue while slobbering all over an SM-58.

You know who the best comedy act was of that year? No, don't check the nominations, you won't find his name there...

Jimmy fucking Barnes, I shit you not.

See, this was around about the time that old Barnesy had fucked off to the UK owing a buttload of money to Molly Meldrum's mates in the music industry. And Molly just happened to be front and center on the stage in front of tens of thousands of slaveringly obeisant attendees when the producers brought up the UK feed for Peter Andre's highest selling single...

...and there was Jimmy Barnes, flanked by Peter Andre and one of the Minogue homunculi. I can't remember if it was Danni or Kylie, both were total root-rats and slept their way to the top so who really cares. Barnesy though... he never bent over for anyone and he sure as hell wasn't about to bend over that night for Molly.

What followed was two of the funniest minutes I have EVER witnessed on television... in Australia or anywhere else. Molly just couldn't help himself and made some snarky comment regarding unpaid debts and Barnesy, with a big shit-eating grin on his face, delivered a eulogy that bowed Molly's faggy white Akubra in front of the tens of thousands present in the arena and I don't know how many millions watching on national television. With Minogue and Andre looking very uncomfortable and like they wished they could be anywhere else in that moment.

Laugh? I nearly shat! It was beautiful. Totally unscripted and off the cuff, the face of everything Wrong with the Australian music industry having his shit publicly handed to his humiliated, wrinkly arse. And Molly couldn't recover from it - he had NO answer for Jimmy and, while he eventually managed to lift his head some time after the feed was cut, his usual cocaine-fueled jovial demeanour was noticeably absent for the rest of the awards night.

That, my friend, was pure comedy gold. Steady Eddy couldn't hope to hold a candle to it... and not just because he lacks the requisite motor skills for the task. Sorry, your accusation of brilliance is denied.

[Oerdin]

Really tho. This hoe loves bringing up families.


She really sits there and calls you fat when it's a proven fact that she's obese.

That is why I do nothing but trash that 400lber.  She invented stupid lies up about my wife, who she knows nothing about, so she is lower than dog shit to me.

[Biggie Smiles]

That is why I do nothing but trash that 400lber.  She invented stupid lies up about my wife, who she knows nothing about, so she is lower than dog shit to me.

She invents lies about everyone. Welcome to the club.

She's just projecting mostly... and then there's the rampant alcoholism fueled by the low self esteem and personal desperation which is rotting her already deficient brain.

[Shen Li]

How the fuck would Oak know anything about ur wife Oerdin?