Nothing quite as funny as thinking about blurt in a dress

[TRULB]

Ever wonder if his mommy taught him and his brother how to apply makeup as a child?

I hear she was quite the Mommy Dearest

[Herman]

Ever wonder if his mommy taught him and his brother how to apply makeup as a child?

I hear she was quite the Mommy Dearest

I hear neither him nor his brother amounted to much. They have high opinions of themselves for some reason only those two old wankers understand.

[Biggie Smiles]

Doesn't blurt work as a receptionist or some shit at a homeless shelter?

what a bum.. trying to impress people with his mastery over google searches

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

Yeah, but does he take it in the bum? A thick, throbbing yoghurt vomiting purple helmeted goo cannon up his blurter?

And does Admong lick it clean afterwards? Like a redheaded step-spaz with an icecream?

[Herman]

Doesn't blurt work as a receptionist or some shit at a homeless shelter?

what a bum.. trying to impress people with his mastery over google searches

He aint into working, or contributing or being anything other than a leech with a high opinion of himself.

[Frood]

I dunno... it would be funnier if it were a torn dress... dripping in Billy Clinton's Oval Office Baby Batter....