In honor of my dear friend Cookie Monster another mass emailing is going out to all users

[Biggie Smiles]

Because our beloved friend cookie monsterC delights in receiving our gratuitous emails with such passion and vigor and his opinion is of such immense value to me I figured it prudent to embark on yet another mass emailing campaign to all members both past and present.

1237 beloved souls to be exact.

 1240 if you count the fact that I am purposely sending him three copies of the email.

I simply must be sure he's received it.

This time, taking into consideration operational errors in the last campaign we will be including a link to this thread so that our beloved members who remain MIA until this day can gain insight as to what to do next if their password does not work.

First and foremost, an important matter to address.  If your name is Seamajor we'd prefer you didn't attempt to register.

Not now, not ever.

Honestly, and I believe I speak for entirety of the membership when I say, rather than login in here to tongue kiss our ankles until those kids locked in your closet are bound for college, we'd prefer you meet a grisly end at mouth of some vicious underwater creature capable of swallowing cretinous little spastic monkeys such as yourself whole.

In fact, if you are in any way related to that creepy circus freak through blood, matrimony or that the soiled DNA passed down through centuries of inbreeding and animal rape please drop dead right now.

We don't want you here.

Okay, now that this is out of the way onto important business matters. The matter of getting YOU the valued member back into your account.

As you may or may not know, this site has undergone some serious cosmetic changes and with those changes came a transition in software platforms. Software platforms which are entirely dissimilar in the way they store user passwords within the database.

Long story short? Your Blue Cashew password which may have been memorized or saved in your browser will no longer work on this new and improved version of TBC - which we are now affectionately dubbing ** The Last Mecca Of Free Speech On The Internet **

So please, take a moment as you attempt to login to find the "forgot password" link. it should be directly beneath the login and password fields. Use it to send a password reset link to the email you have on file when you first registered.

If this does not work you can still avail yourself of our guest posting feature which can be found here

https://thebluecashew.net/index.php/board,10.0.html

To alert the admins of your inability to login. Or, you can register a fresh account and do the same.

Once you are verified as who you say you are it is a rather trivial matter for us to re-associate all of your old posts with whatever ID you have chosen to register. And once that process is complete, we can then remove the old account and assign you the same name you enjoyed previously.

Good luck, and have fun!

[Biggie Smiles]

Friends, I have some alarming news.

You may want to make sure you are seated comfortably before reading on.

It would appear our dear friends Crapola monster and crust weasel are not at all impressed with our outreach efforts to our displaced flock.

They appear quite distressed over the matter over at buffalo factory and I cannot think of a better way to lift their disheartened spirits and let them know how much their opinions mean to me on a personal level than to send them several more emails with similar content.

This time, from various and anonymous sources so that the technological equivalent of covering their ears and humming like the paper thin sissies they really are cannot be possible.

oh, and hi Flynn 

[caskur]

I can't be bothered reading BF.

You already know what is going to be written before it is written. That is no fun.

They have a gang mentality..

BTW, what is happening with the writers in Hollywood strike?

[Frood]

Hopefully it never ends...

[caskur]

Hopefully it never ends...

BF does hope it ends. He is losing money because of it.

[Frood]

BF does hope it ends. He is losing money because of it.

Good.

[Biggie Smiles]

I can't be bothered reading BF.

You already know what is going to be written before it is written. That is no fun.

They have a gang mentality..

BTW, what is happening with the writers in Hollywood strike?

there's a hollyweird strike?

lolz

[Biggie Smiles]

BF does hope it ends. He is losing money because of it.

that's excellent news


Maybe he could get some serious income going off his Lurch merch and the mayhem transactions among all three of his regular members

[Oerdin]

I can't be bothered reading BF.

You already know what is going to be written before it is written. That is no fun.

They have a gang mentality..

BTW, what is happening with the writers in Hollywood strike?

No one noticed there was a strike so slowly they are learning how worthless they are.

[Lokmar]

Everything that comes out of there is about 2 guys fucking. I hope hollyweird goes under. AI can write fag storylines for less I'm sure.

[Biggie Smiles]

So what do you think guys?

Should our dear friends Crapola Monster and the Creep Widget get another 20 or 30 emails letting them know we care?

My finger is on send 

[Oerdin]

Just ignore them.

[Lokmar]

SEND!!!!!!

[Frood]

So what do you think guys?

Should our dear friends Crapola Monster and the Creep Widget get another 20 or 30 emails letting them know we care?

My finger is on send 

They might have missed the emails. You should send again just to be sure.

[Biggie Smiles]

You guys are right.

they do need more emails.

I'd hate for them to feel like we don't care