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[Anonymous]

i can feel it lurking around the corner.  lots of modulators over here with nothing to do.  where is idboinker when you need to get banned.  pretend to be blind drunk dude that got Zebra over here quick.  what to do.  let me think.

[Anonymous]

how do i do it without posting porno or gore or telling the mods their mommies dress them funny.  Spam the guest forum daily with odes to meggs might do it.

[Anonymous]

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does this apply to your guest forum

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does this apply to your guest forum

you might want to add the guest forum to rules for posting

[Anonymous]

ok enough free advice how do you get banned without breaking the rules little help here peeps

[Anonymous]

lets sleep on it maybe in the morning you will come to your senses.  





meggs oh meggs

i can smell your eggs

the smell is coming

from the top of your leggs

meggs oh meggs

[Anonymous]

wakey wakey meggs and bakey

[Anonymous]

What You Need

Ingredients

6 hard boiled meggs, peeled, rinsed, and dried

1/3 cup (heaping) celery, cut into a small dice

1/4 cup (scant) green onion, thinly sliced

1/4 cup (or more) mayonnaise

Pinch of salt

Freshly cracked black pepper

Diced radishes and sliced chives for garnish (optional)



Equipment

Knife

Cutting board

Medium-sized bowl

Wooden spoon or large spoon for mixing



Prep the meggs.  Slice the meggs into quarters, chop them into pieces, and place in a medium bowl. Meggs can also be sieved, mashed with a potato masher or fork, or sliced with an megg slicer.

Combine and mix ingredients. Add celery, onion, mayo, a pinch of salt and several grinds of pepper.  Mix lightly until the mixture comes together.

Taste and adjust seasonings.  Taste the megg salad and add more salt and pepper, onion, or mayonnaise if needed.  Serve on your bread of choice or on a bed of lettuce.  Sprinkle with optional radish and chives, if using.

Recipe Notes:

Variations and additions:



Curried:  Curry powder, grapes sliced in half or apple chunks, chopped almonds or pistachios

Herbed:  Dill, basil, parsley, tarragon either in combination or alone

Waldorf:  Apples, walnuts, celery

Any of the following: Poppyseed, sunflower seeds, mustard (smooth or coarse), paprika (usually to garnish), crumbled bacon, pickle relish, chopped olives, capers, minced jalapeño, sriracha, avocado (mashed or diced)

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does this apply to your guest forum

I don't know QualityPoster..



I haven't thought about it, but I wanted Guest Posting to be a free for all..



No pornography or gore, but other than that post anytin you wish..



I may not like the content, but I won't delete a post as long as it does not contain porn or gore..



I may add more things that cannot be posted, but that is all I can think of for now.

[Anonymous]

I AM SAM. I AM SAM. SAM I AM.



THAT SAM-I-AM! THAT SAM-I-AM! I DO NOT LIKE THAT SAM-I-AM!



DO WOULD YOU LIKE GREEN MEGGS AND HAM?



I DO NOT LIKE THEM,SAM-I-AM.

I DO NOT LIKE GREEN MEGGS AND HAM.



WOULD YOU LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE?



I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.

I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.

I DO NOT LIKE GREEN MEGGS AND HAM.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.



WOULD YOU LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE?

WOULD YOU LIKE THEN WITH A MOUSE?



I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.

I DO NOT LIKE GREEN MEGGS AND HAM.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.



WOULD YOU EAT THEM IN A BOX?

WOULD YOU EAT THEM WITH A FOX?



NOT IN A BOX. NOT WITH A FOX.

NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT WITH A MOUSE.

I WOULD NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE.

I WOULD NOT EAT THEM ANYWHERE.

I WOULD NOT EAT GREEN MEGGS AND HAM.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.



WOULD YOU? COULD YOU? IN A CAR?

EAT THEM! EAT THEM! HERE THEY ARE.



I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN A CAR.



YOU MAY LIKE THEM. YOU WILL SEE.

YOU MAY LIKE THEM IN A TREE!



I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN A TREE.

NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A BOX.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A FOX.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.

I DO NOT LIKE GREEN MEGGS AND HAM.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.



A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN!

COULD YOU, WOULD YOU ON A TRAIN?



NOT ON TRAIN! NOT IN A TREE!

NOT IN A CAR! SAM! LET ME BE!

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN A BOX.

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, WITH A FOX.

I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN A HOUSE.

I WILL NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE.

I WILL NOT EAT THEM ANYWHERE.

I DO NOT EAT GREEN MEGGS AND HAM.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.



SAY! IN THE DARK? HERE IN THE DARK!

WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE DARK?



I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN THE DARK.



WOULD YOU COULD YOU IN THE RAIN?



I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN THE RAIN.

NOT IN THE DARK. NOT ON A TRAIN.

NOT IN A CAR. NOT IN A TREE.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM, YOU SEE.

NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT IN A BOX.

NOT WITH A MOUSE. NOT WITH A FOX.

I WILL NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE!



YOU DO NOT LIKE GREEN MEGGS AND HAM?



I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.



COULD YOU, WOULD YOU, WITH A GOAT?



I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT WITH A GOAT!



WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A BOAT?



I COULD NOT, WOULD NOT, ON A BOAT.

I WILL NOT, WILL NOT, WITH A GOAT.

I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN THE RAIN.

NOT IN THE DARK! NOT IN A TREE!

NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE!

I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A BOX.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A FOX.

I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN A HOUSE.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE!

I DO NOT LIKE GREEN MEGGS AND HAM!

I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.



YOU DO NOT LIKE THEM. SO YOU SAY.

TRY THEM! TRY THEM! AND YOU MAY.

TRY THEM AND YOU MAY, I SAY.



SAM! IF YOU LET ME BE,

I WILL TRY THEM. YOU WILL SEE.



(... and he tries them ...)



SAY! I LIKE GREEN MEGGS AND HAM!

I DO! I LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM!

AND I WOULD EAT THEM IN A BOAT.

AND I WOULD EAT THEM WITH A GOAT...

AND I WILL EAT THEM, IN THE RAIN.

AND IN THE DARK. AND ON A TRAIN.

AND IN A CAR. AND IN A TREE.

THEY ARE SO GOOD, SO GOOD, YOU SEE!

SO I WILL EAT THEM IN A BOX.

AND I WILL EAT THEM WITH A FOX.

AND I WILL EAT THEM IN A HOUSE.

AND I WILL EAT THEM WITH A MOUSE.

AND I WILL EAT THEM HERE AND THERE.

SAY! I WILL EAT THEM ANYWHERE!

I DO SO LIKE GREEN MEGGS AND HAM!

THANK YOU! THANK YOU, SAM I AM.

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[Anonymous]

How the world would look if you were a bird!!



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[Anonymous]

How the world would look if you were a bird!!



http://pixtale.net/2013/12/how-our-world-would-look-if-you-were-a-bird/">http://pixtale.net/2013/12/how-our-worl ... re-a-bird/">http://pixtale.net/2013/12/how-our-world-would-look-if-you-were-a-bird/

It would be nice to have a bird's eye view.

[Anonymous]

DO IT NOW





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